The Old Man

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A male player that is or appears to be a lot older than the usual crowd. There are many iterations of the Old Man. Sighting of the old man have become rarer during the 2020 covid-19 Pandemic. Do not mock the old man or you might turn into one and be warned NEVER EVER MOCK an old man with some random number of Canaries following him, for it might just be Bahamut in disguise accompanied with a flock of shapeshifted golden dragons.

Ptolus[edit | edit source]

The Old Man
Twisted, leafless tree
Alignment Lawful Neutral
Divine Rank Lesser God
Pantheon Praemal
Portfolio Disdain
Domains 3E: Knowledge, Law, Trickery
5E: Knowledge, Trickery
Home Plane Unknown
Worshippers Elderly
Favoured Weapon Quartertaff

Some inhabitants of Ptolus worship an old man or perhaps even "The Old Man" in some twisted form of Platonism. This power (or so called god) is said to watch over everything, and to have a disdain for nearly everything he sees.