Cornholio the Cultist
Template:XenosThe lesser-known (but still obstenibly funny) meme stemming from Firaeveus Carron.
Originated during the introduction sequence for when you assault Carron's stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm. Like many memes from this series, it originated due to Scott Fucking McNeil's inability to do remotely competent dialogue outside of Guardsmen.
THEY COME!
During the intro sequence for the assault on Carron's stronghold, there is a discussion regarding the oncoming enemy by Carron, a Space Marine, and some cultists. Every single unit in this intro is voiced by Scott McNeil. Due to the cultist unit originally having a different voice-actor, McNeil attempts to copy the dialogue style of the Cultist - and fails utterly. He comes across as high-pitched, whiny, and sounds, in balls-out seriousness, like Cornholio, Beavis' alternate sugar-fueled persona from Beavis and Butt-Head.
Now compare it to:
This.
Prosecution rests.
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In retrospect this was oddly prophetic.
