Murder

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A favorite pastime of Rogues, Orcs, Khorne, and basically anything else you meet on a tabletop that isn't trying to sell you tools for more murder.

Committing Murder

  1. Acquire sharp object.
  2. Insert sharp object into murderee.
  3. Are they still making noise? If yes go to 2.
  4. Loot corpse.
  5. Shit its the cops RUN.