Slaugth

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Remember when you played 40k and thought it was all "sunshine" and "rainbows" yea tyranids are mean and their Genestealer cult babies are works of art that would make H.P. Lovecraft blush, "ooh but the warp is literal nightmare fuel" you say yea but the warp is just full of people who were neglected by their parents, poly after cutting crackers out of his diet, grumpy puppies, naked ladies, and Florida residents. nothing of real fright and then these fuckers get written into existence.


Worms in robes. What a wacky universe. RRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE!
Worms in robes. What a wacky universe. RRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE!


Like a fever nightmare that crawled out of the dreams of someone who has Ptsd from when they had jiggers on them {Don't look them up please dear god!}

The slaugth are Literal swarms of maggots that eat dead bodies {guess how they get the bodies dead in the first place.} that create godless abominations that are made for killing so that their masters can get food, more so disturbing is the fact that they eat brains pray to god your brain is completely dead or nope nope oh god nope. they travel through space Without the warp!


The slaugth are Aliens that look like swarms of maggot wearing black robes and to make them preform a hostile takeover of your dreams tonight use masks to head their "beautiful" "faces" they hide around in obscure places like deep within lowest part of hive worlds like demons, they are ancient but it's unknown how old they actual are, {for all we know they could actually be older than the universe, with a description like that I don't think it wouldn't be far off.} they also like too give tech to greedy politicians and governors as a way to cause political disarray as a way to soften up the PDF Praying to yog sothoth that they get their own codex but chances are that'll happen when when Games workshop truly runs out of ideas so right after the Sergals and corgin get their own armies and will probably have mutilated chakats that are used as psychic batteries with most of pleasure parts of their brain infected by nano machines and then used as death rays to cook infantry to the point of mulch.

in all honesty with all the obscure factions like genestealer cults and skitarii have gotten their own codexs it wouldn't be surprising. along with rak'gols. one day.