Angry Bear

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Angry Bear is a home-invented animal spirit of vengeful revenge and general RAEG AND HAET!

Possibly inspired by the Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction Druid class' Werebear transformation and the 40k homebrew chapter, the Angry Marines, Angry Bear is a really big bear who hates everything and everyone and will KILL!MAIM!BURN! them until they die messily.

Also, Angry Bear hates cows.

The Ballad of the Angry Bear[edit | edit source]

Listen close and listen here, and I shall tell you the tale of Angry Bear.

He was once a bear like any other, raised by a father and borne of a mother.

He grew and found himself a mate, and at this time knew nothing of hate.

But one day this joy was shattered, a fearsome foe the ursine family battered.

It matters not where or how, but his kin was struck by an infernal cow.

His mind filled with rage beyond imagination, he threw himself at this terrible apparition.

For even as it consumed his soul, there was but one thing it could not control.

His rage was now beyond mortal comprehension, and the hellish bovine could not stand the tension.

Soon consumed with the Bear's rage and hate, it was undone by the very thing it ate.

But even endowed by this new power, it could not forget the pain of his lost flower.

Finally letting all of his fury flare, it had now become the Angry Bear.