Apples to Apples/Red Apples
/tg/-related red apple cards
As per the rules of Apples to Apples, these cards are all nouns that describe things that elegan/t g/entlement, fa/tg/uys and neckbeards encounter and are familiar with. Or maybe should be more familiar with than we are.
Format is simple: Bulleted list, the name of something, followed by a helpful description and maybe a joke. Link it to a wiki page if you like. Try to keep the list in alphabetical order.
- Angry Marines - Space Marines that are angry, all the time, for the Emperor. GOD-DAMNIT!
- Chess - A game of Kings.
- Creed - A normal guy with an abnormal chin, possessed of a penchant for putting impossibly large things in improbably perfect places.
- Dice - Random number generators, and they can all roll a 1.
- Economy - A circuit of transactions which is designed to keep Poor people in their Mud Huts and Playboys in their Mansions, also, Horo.
- The Emperor - saviour of mankind in the 41 century, if only he could stand up.
- Jack Chick Comics - teaches us that the Devil plays RPGs, but he never pays his share of the pizza.
- Loli - One of the contributing factors in your future Jailtime
- Macha - Eldar Farseer who will never get some. Technically you're still a virgin because it was in the butt.
- Pauldrons - The easiest way to locate your commander is to find the guy with the biggest pauldrons. That is him.
- Ruby - Bunnygirl that /tg/ collectively plays in Ruby Quest.
- Sisters of Battle - Adepta Sororitas, Nuns with Guns, Bolter Bitches.
- Soap - Makes you smell better, but not by carrying it with you.
- Tarrasque - Monstrous engine of destruction the Gods forgot how to turn off.