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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
The '''Jorgall''' are one of the many minor [[xenos]] species that populate the galaxy of [[Warhammer 40,000]]. They were found in the Tasak Beta and Fallon systems, though it's suspected they are pretty much nomads, living in their massive cylindrical spaceships.


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
==Biology and Behaviour==
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The Jorgall were an insectoid that lived hive like societies, with all different members showing different anatomy depending on their role in the colony. Usually the adults could reach a height around 4.5m tall, though that varied. They were born with three arms and three legs, scaly skin and with brains inside their torsos and not their heads. The atmosphere of their ships was composed primarily by chlorinated compounds, which suggested they breathed chlorine instead of oxygen. They frequently showed different augmetics, once again, designed to fulfill a particular role within the colony. Some of them could even develop psychic abilities, though whether their hive behaviour was psychic-based or pheromone-based is up to speculation. Their reproduction was similar to that of ants or termites, with a Jorgall queen dedicated to egg production.


== CHANNELS ==
==History with the Imperium==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
Like pretty much all other xenos, the Jorgall's relation with Humanity and the [[Imperium]] was of war. Apparently the Jorgall were raiding and attacking nearby human systems at the time of the [[Great Crusade]]. And, like many other xenos at the time, were practically exterminated and wiped out of the galaxy. In particular, the [[Death Guard]] was sent to deal with them, with one particular episode of their clash being very noteworthy: the fight between [[Nathaniel Garro]] and a squad of [[Sisters of Silence]] against a mutated Jorgall psyker, which would affect Garro's perception of the great scheme of things during the immediate moments before the [[Horus Heresy]]. Afterwards, the Jorgall ship was hurdled into a nearby star, just in case some of the bugs had survived the cleanup. However, once the Heresy ended, the Jorgall were one of the xenos species imprudent enough to try and recover the lost space against the Imperium, something really unwise considering the amount of [[RAGE]] the Imperial forces had right after the entombment of the [[Emperor]] in the [[Golden Throne]]. Afterwards there is pretty much no mention of them, so they may have finally been wiped out during the crossfire between the Imperium and the scattered [[Chaos Space Marines|traitor forces]] during the [[Great Scouring]], though being nomadic, nobody can say with certainty that they are truly gone.


{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
{{Important Species in 40k}}
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
 
[[Category:Xenos]]
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
[[Category:Minor Xenos Species]]
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
 
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]

Latest revision as of 16:08, 21 June 2023

The Jorgall are one of the many minor xenos species that populate the galaxy of Warhammer 40,000. They were found in the Tasak Beta and Fallon systems, though it's suspected they are pretty much nomads, living in their massive cylindrical spaceships.

Biology and Behaviour[edit | edit source]

The Jorgall were an insectoid that lived hive like societies, with all different members showing different anatomy depending on their role in the colony. Usually the adults could reach a height around 4.5m tall, though that varied. They were born with three arms and three legs, scaly skin and with brains inside their torsos and not their heads. The atmosphere of their ships was composed primarily by chlorinated compounds, which suggested they breathed chlorine instead of oxygen. They frequently showed different augmetics, once again, designed to fulfill a particular role within the colony. Some of them could even develop psychic abilities, though whether their hive behaviour was psychic-based or pheromone-based is up to speculation. Their reproduction was similar to that of ants or termites, with a Jorgall queen dedicated to egg production.

History with the Imperium[edit | edit source]

Like pretty much all other xenos, the Jorgall's relation with Humanity and the Imperium was of war. Apparently the Jorgall were raiding and attacking nearby human systems at the time of the Great Crusade. And, like many other xenos at the time, were practically exterminated and wiped out of the galaxy. In particular, the Death Guard was sent to deal with them, with one particular episode of their clash being very noteworthy: the fight between Nathaniel Garro and a squad of Sisters of Silence against a mutated Jorgall psyker, which would affect Garro's perception of the great scheme of things during the immediate moments before the Horus Heresy. Afterwards, the Jorgall ship was hurdled into a nearby star, just in case some of the bugs had survived the cleanup. However, once the Heresy ended, the Jorgall were one of the xenos species imprudent enough to try and recover the lost space against the Imperium, something really unwise considering the amount of RAGE the Imperial forces had right after the entombment of the Emperor in the Golden Throne. Afterwards there is pretty much no mention of them, so they may have finally been wiped out during the crossfire between the Imperium and the scattered traitor forces during the Great Scouring, though being nomadic, nobody can say with certainty that they are truly gone.

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