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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
[[File:Dragon Ogres.png|thumb|Ride the motherfucking lightning.]]


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
Dragon Ogres/Ogors™ are a bunch of [[Beastmen|Chaos-worshipping, half-man, half-dragon centaur monsters]] in [[Warhammer Fantasy]] and [[Age of Sigmar]]. They are huge, terrifying monsters that eat lightning and crap thunder... and are also exceptionally lazy. No really, they are [[Tarrasque|giant creatures that sleep 24/7]] that only wake up when there's a big thunderstorm going on. They're probably the laziest Chaos-worshippers next to Nurgle's lot, except they would actually get shit done and wreak havoc on the world if they cared to do anything about it. Like the [[Dragon|dragons]] they were fighting since time immemorial, they existed long before the [[Old Ones]] arrived at WarhammerWorld™.


== CHANNELS ==
For those of you who know your [[Classical Period|classical mythology]], they are a reference to the giants of Greek myth, mothered by [[Gaia]] and fathered by Tartarus to make war upon [[Zeus]] and the Olympians for imprisoning the [[Titans]] who had fathered them. These giants were noted as having ugly, human-like upper bodies and monstrous, reptilian lower bodies like their siblings Typhon and Echidna.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
== Biology ==
Dragon ogres are immune to all forms of electricity and even draw sustenance from it. They often bathe in lightning before heading into battle so that they may store the energy and unleash it like a "Lore of Heaven" spell. Like centaurs, they have a normal humanoid upper body and a four-legged monster body below it. This gives them a speed advantage against other large creatures like giants while allowing them to wield gigantic, two-handed great weapons in battle. Their scaly skin is impervious to ranged attacks like arrows and bullets. They are also really, REALLY FUCKING BIG, so big that primitive humans mistook them for mountain gods and worshipped them.


{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
As a dragon ogre ages they grow larger, until they can be called a Shaggoth. Thanks to a primordial pact made with the forces of [[Warp|The Warp]], all dragon ogres are immortal and infertile. Having made this bargain to save themselves from a long, slow extinction at the hands of the dragons and Old Ones, they now live as thralls in eternal bondage to Chaos. They have no need for food nor is there anything that truly challenges them so they sleep until the call for battle comes. Apparently, they all hope for some sort of apocalypse to end their insufferably boring torment, [[The End Times|so they're probably happy now]].
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
Dragon ogres are NOT related to [[Ogre Kingdoms|OGRES]] despite the name. Ogres actually bitch-slapped the dragon ogres in their first encounter and chased them out of the Mountains of Morn, showing how even the most ancient of Chaos' mortal followers are absolute failures.


== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==  
==Known Dragon Ogres==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
'''Krakanrok the Black:''' The eldest of all dragon ogres and the one who forged the pact with the Chaos gods for all his race. [[Archaon]] met him while on his quest for the Slayer of Kings (the daemon sword holding the Greater Daemon U'zuhl). The Krakanrok was holding the weapon to his chest as he slept, so Archaon called his strongest companion over to pry away one of his claws. Unfortunately, the sword's <s>car</s>daemon alarm went off and Archaon, in fear for his life, killed his companion to sate the sword's thirst for blood and make his escape before Krakanrok could wake up. During the End Times, a loud thunderstorm foreshadowed his awakening, but he never actually showed up in any of the material. Like many characters of Warhammer Fantasy, he [[Derp|reappeared]] in the Age of Sigmar as a Dragon Ogor™ Shaggoth™ the size of a mountain. Apparently his infertility was cured, because he's going around spreading his progeny and being called The Progenitor.


* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
'''[[Kholek Suneater]]:''' Krakanrok's more famous and playable first-born son. He was also there when the pact with Chaos was made and did something so horrible to seal the deal that the sun was covered by a thunderstorm and would never again shine on Kholek's form. From that day, he was followed and heralded by terrible thunderstorms. During Asavar Kul's invasion of Kislev he single-handedly broke Kislev's walls with his [[Thunder Hammer|TOTALLY NOT A THUNDER HAMMER]] Starcrusher, destroyed the Gryphon Legion as it tried to flank the Chaos armies, and smashed many temples in the city. During the End Times, he rampaged uncontrollably until Settra cut off Kholek's head with his own [[Sword#Types_of_Swords|khopesh]] in a no-holds barred, Super Saiyan-tier battle. In [[Total War: Warhammer]] he is a legendary lord for the [[Total War Warhammer/Tactics/Warriors of Chaos|Warriors of Chaos]] faction, infamous for being straight-up the fucking best Chaos lord in the game thanks to his high defense stats, ability to run around the map, and give you free armies of Dragon Ogre Shaggoths.
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN


GRAND DAD IS LOVE
'''Skaranorak:''' One of the first-born of the Dragon Ogres and possible Kholek's brother. This beast is said to have terrorized the Brigundians (ancestral tribe of Averland) many times until Sigmar went to his lair in the Black Mountains and woke him up with a hammer to the head. Sigmar skinned his hide and made it into an impenetrable cape to honor his strength, and the Brigundians joined Sigmar's empire as a result. At some point in time, a Sigmarite friar had a violent vision that blew out his zealot mind when he stumbled upon the place Skaranorak and Sigmar had fought. Seven temples/museums were built in recognition of that event and one of them houses an eight-foot tall rock believed to be a claw of Skaranorak.
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
 
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==Dragon Ogre Chaos Champions==
FOR MEMES
Way back when they were introduced in [[Realms of Chaos]] it was possible for dragon ogres to claim the title of [[Chaos Champion]] and lead both their own warbands on the [[Path to Glory]] and their own armies in [[Warhammer Fantasy]]. This was never referenced in later canon.
FOR VINESAUCE
 
AND FOR
Dragon ogre champions are always warriors, never sorcerers, and had the second-lowest chance of starting with Chaos Attributes of any of the playable Champions in that edition: a "starting level" dragon ogre had a 25% chance of having d2 Attributes, and even a 25th level dragon ogre will only have D6+1 Attributes. By comparison, a 25th level Beastman champion will have D6+3, and a 25th level [[Centaur]] champion will have D6+2. Only [[Minotaur]] champions had less. A dragon ogre champion always starts with a number of lesser dragon ogres as his initial followers; when he wins further followers, he can roll on either Beastmen or Minotaur follower tables to generate them as he prefers.
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==Age of Sigmar==
Even after the Old world blow up, the Chaos Gods never considered Reincarnation as a valid way to escape debts. 
They Once Lived in [[Azyr]] because of all the lightning before being kicked out by Sigmar, and renaming themselves Thunderscorn '''''TM''''' in that memory. They attempted to settle in the Realm of Beasts until the resident big monsters worked together to drive them back out. The eldest of the Thunderscorn still Harbor a grudge against them, as evidence by their hatred of [[Kragnos]].
 
Have joined up with the [[Beastmen]] instead of the [[Warriors of Chaos]] this time (though of course they may still team up) and go around smashing stuff. Some of them have a rivalry with the [[Ogor Mawtribes]] of the Thunderbellies Mawtribe, who’ve made a habit of snacking on the lightning bolts they use to charge up.
 
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==Gallery==
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File:Dragon-ogre.jpg
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Image:DragonOgres05.jpg
Image:DragonOgresBox.jpg|The Box still says Ogres.
Image:OgreShaggoth.jpg|A Dragon Ogre Shaggoth.
DragonOgresses.jpg|Death by Snu-Snu
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[[Category:Warriors of Chaos]]
[[Category:Chaos]]
[[Category:Monsters]]
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]
[[Category:Beasts Of Chaos]]

Latest revision as of 03:13, 21 June 2023

Ride the motherfucking lightning.

Dragon Ogres/Ogors™ are a bunch of Chaos-worshipping, half-man, half-dragon centaur monsters in Warhammer Fantasy and Age of Sigmar. They are huge, terrifying monsters that eat lightning and crap thunder... and are also exceptionally lazy. No really, they are giant creatures that sleep 24/7 that only wake up when there's a big thunderstorm going on. They're probably the laziest Chaos-worshippers next to Nurgle's lot, except they would actually get shit done and wreak havoc on the world if they cared to do anything about it. Like the dragons they were fighting since time immemorial, they existed long before the Old Ones arrived at WarhammerWorld™.

For those of you who know your classical mythology, they are a reference to the giants of Greek myth, mothered by Gaia and fathered by Tartarus to make war upon Zeus and the Olympians for imprisoning the Titans who had fathered them. These giants were noted as having ugly, human-like upper bodies and monstrous, reptilian lower bodies like their siblings Typhon and Echidna.

Biology[edit | edit source]

Dragon ogres are immune to all forms of electricity and even draw sustenance from it. They often bathe in lightning before heading into battle so that they may store the energy and unleash it like a "Lore of Heaven" spell. Like centaurs, they have a normal humanoid upper body and a four-legged monster body below it. This gives them a speed advantage against other large creatures like giants while allowing them to wield gigantic, two-handed great weapons in battle. Their scaly skin is impervious to ranged attacks like arrows and bullets. They are also really, REALLY FUCKING BIG, so big that primitive humans mistook them for mountain gods and worshipped them.

As a dragon ogre ages they grow larger, until they can be called a Shaggoth. Thanks to a primordial pact made with the forces of The Warp, all dragon ogres are immortal and infertile. Having made this bargain to save themselves from a long, slow extinction at the hands of the dragons and Old Ones, they now live as thralls in eternal bondage to Chaos. They have no need for food nor is there anything that truly challenges them so they sleep until the call for battle comes. Apparently, they all hope for some sort of apocalypse to end their insufferably boring torment, so they're probably happy now.

Dragon ogres are NOT related to OGRES despite the name. Ogres actually bitch-slapped the dragon ogres in their first encounter and chased them out of the Mountains of Morn, showing how even the most ancient of Chaos' mortal followers are absolute failures.

Known Dragon Ogres[edit | edit source]

Krakanrok the Black: The eldest of all dragon ogres and the one who forged the pact with the Chaos gods for all his race. Archaon met him while on his quest for the Slayer of Kings (the daemon sword holding the Greater Daemon U'zuhl). The Krakanrok was holding the weapon to his chest as he slept, so Archaon called his strongest companion over to pry away one of his claws. Unfortunately, the sword's cardaemon alarm went off and Archaon, in fear for his life, killed his companion to sate the sword's thirst for blood and make his escape before Krakanrok could wake up. During the End Times, a loud thunderstorm foreshadowed his awakening, but he never actually showed up in any of the material. Like many characters of Warhammer Fantasy, he reappeared in the Age of Sigmar as a Dragon Ogor™ Shaggoth™ the size of a mountain. Apparently his infertility was cured, because he's going around spreading his progeny and being called The Progenitor.

Kholek Suneater: Krakanrok's more famous and playable first-born son. He was also there when the pact with Chaos was made and did something so horrible to seal the deal that the sun was covered by a thunderstorm and would never again shine on Kholek's form. From that day, he was followed and heralded by terrible thunderstorms. During Asavar Kul's invasion of Kislev he single-handedly broke Kislev's walls with his TOTALLY NOT A THUNDER HAMMER Starcrusher, destroyed the Gryphon Legion as it tried to flank the Chaos armies, and smashed many temples in the city. During the End Times, he rampaged uncontrollably until Settra cut off Kholek's head with his own khopesh in a no-holds barred, Super Saiyan-tier battle. In Total War: Warhammer he is a legendary lord for the Warriors of Chaos faction, infamous for being straight-up the fucking best Chaos lord in the game thanks to his high defense stats, ability to run around the map, and give you free armies of Dragon Ogre Shaggoths.

Skaranorak: One of the first-born of the Dragon Ogres and possible Kholek's brother. This beast is said to have terrorized the Brigundians (ancestral tribe of Averland) many times until Sigmar went to his lair in the Black Mountains and woke him up with a hammer to the head. Sigmar skinned his hide and made it into an impenetrable cape to honor his strength, and the Brigundians joined Sigmar's empire as a result. At some point in time, a Sigmarite friar had a violent vision that blew out his zealot mind when he stumbled upon the place Skaranorak and Sigmar had fought. Seven temples/museums were built in recognition of that event and one of them houses an eight-foot tall rock believed to be a claw of Skaranorak.

Dragon Ogre Chaos Champions[edit | edit source]

Way back when they were introduced in Realms of Chaos it was possible for dragon ogres to claim the title of Chaos Champion and lead both their own warbands on the Path to Glory and their own armies in Warhammer Fantasy. This was never referenced in later canon.

Dragon ogre champions are always warriors, never sorcerers, and had the second-lowest chance of starting with Chaos Attributes of any of the playable Champions in that edition: a "starting level" dragon ogre had a 25% chance of having d2 Attributes, and even a 25th level dragon ogre will only have D6+1 Attributes. By comparison, a 25th level Beastman champion will have D6+3, and a 25th level Centaur champion will have D6+2. Only Minotaur champions had less. A dragon ogre champion always starts with a number of lesser dragon ogres as his initial followers; when he wins further followers, he can roll on either Beastmen or Minotaur follower tables to generate them as he prefers.

Age of Sigmar[edit | edit source]

Even after the Old world blow up, the Chaos Gods never considered Reincarnation as a valid way to escape debts.

They Once Lived in Azyr because of all the lightning before being kicked out by Sigmar, and renaming themselves Thunderscorn TM in that memory. They attempted to settle in the Realm of Beasts until the resident big monsters worked together to drive them back out. The eldest of the Thunderscorn still Harbor a grudge against them, as evidence by their hatred of Kragnos.

Have joined up with the Beastmen instead of the Warriors of Chaos this time (though of course they may still team up) and go around smashing stuff. Some of them have a rivalry with the Ogor Mawtribes of the Thunderbellies Mawtribe, who’ve made a habit of snacking on the lightning bolts they use to charge up.

Forces of the Beastmen
Command: Beastlord - Great Bray Shaman - Doombull - Bray Shaman
Wargor - Doombull - Tzaangor Shaman
Infantry: Ungors - Gors - (Khorngors - Pestigors - Slaangors - Tzaangors - Tzaangor Enlightened - Tzaangor Skyfire)
- Chaos Beast - Chaos Hound - Chaos Spawn - Mutants - Bestigors - Minotaurs - Trolls
Monsters: Cygor - Ghorgon - Dragon Ogre - Jabberwock - Dragon Ogre Shaggoth
Jabberslythe - Manticore - Ramhorn - Ymir - Lakemen - Hag Tree
Calvary and Chariots: Razorgor Chariot - Tuskgor Chariot - Centigors
Flyers: Harpies - Cockatrice - Preyton
40k Units: Beastmen Attack Squad (Khorngors - Pestigors - Slaangors - Tzaangors
Fellgor Ravagers
) - Chaos Beast - Chaos Hound - Chaos Spawn
Auxiliaries: Warriors of Chaos - Chaos Dwarfs - Chaos Daemons - Norsca
Hordes of the Warriors of Chaos
Champions: Chaos Lords - Daemon Prince - Chaos Sorcerer - Exalted Hero - Aspiring Champion - Druchii Anointed
Chaos Warriors: Chaos Warriors - Chosen - Forsaken - Chaos Knights - Chaos Chariot - Gorebeast Chariot
Mortals and Fodder: Chaos Marauders - Marauder Horsemen - Cultists -Chaos Warhounds - Marauder Horsemasters
Monsters and Daemonic War Engines: Chaos Spawn - Dragon Ogre - Dragon Ogre Shaggoth - Manticore - War Mammoth - Chaos Trolls - Chaos Giant - Chaos Ogres - Hellcannon - Chaos Beast - Chaos Warshrine - Slaughterbrute - Chimera
Khorne: Skullreapers - Wrathmonger - Skullcrushers
Tzeentch: Mutalith Vortex Beast - Chaos Dragon - Doom Knights
Nurgle: Putrid Blightking - Bile Trolls - Plague Ogres - Rot Knights
Slaanesh: Hellstrider - Mirror Guard
Auxiliaries: Beastmen - Norsca - Chaos Dwarfs - Chaos Daemons - Skaven - Dark Elves

Gallery[edit | edit source]