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{'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
{{Heresy}}
[[File:Justaerin2.jpg|340px|right|thumb|Abbadon's original tea club.]]
[[File:Justaerin Termi Wargear.png|thumb|280px|left|A Justaerin and his implements of war.]]
Back when the [[Black Legion]] still went by the ''Sons of [[Horus]]'', the '''Justaerin''' were a formation of black-armored [[Cataphractii Pattern Terminator Armour|Cataphractii]] [[Terminator]]s that represented the pride of their legion, tasked with being the 'tip of the spear' of assaults where the fighting was hardest and were the favored of Horus' legionaries.


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
They should ''not'' be confused with the [[Luperci]], although Horus didn't really make things better when he sometimes used ''both'' the Justaerin and Luperci as [[Honour Guard]]-like roles.
==Overview==
Making up part of the prestigious 1st Company (the other half being the Catulan Reavers), they were usually went about destroying the heart of an opposing army or conducting a decapitation strike of the enemy's command structures. Heck, their leader ([[Abaddon|a certain despoiler]]) would eventually turn out to champion his father's cause in bringing down the Imperium. The name Justerin is ''itself'' derived from a powerful gang on Cthonia in the days before the Imperium. So yeah, literal gangsters.


== CHANNELS ==
Following [[Horus Heresy|said revolution]], the Justaerin were effectively wiped out; fifty of them were killed in a fight with some Dark Angels on the far side of the galaxy, and nearly all of the rest died in a failed sneak attack on the Saturnine Wall during the [[Siege of Terra]]. Along with the death of their Primarch and the reformation of the Sons of Horus into the Black Legion, this saw the Justaerin effectively replaced by the [[Bringers of Despair]], formed from thirty Justaerin survivors who became possessed jointly (it's complicated, see their article for information). The Justaerin, or at least any remnants who weren't possessed and then after that their replacement/supplementary promotions over the years, still serve as part of the Black Legion's Terminator elite, though as simply the premier Terminator formation instead of the Honor Guard.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
As the elites, the Justaerin was well armed and armoured. As aforementioned, they wore [[Cataphractii Pattern Terminator Armour]], and were equipped with a [[Combi-Bolter|Banestrike Combi-Bolter]], [[Multi-Melta]]s, [[Plasma Blaster]]s, twin-linked [[Autocannon]]s, [[Volkite Charger]]s and the rare [[Combi-Volkite]]. Melee wise, they can choose from the [[Power Axe|Carsoran Power Axe]], to a pair of [[Lightning Claws]], or a [[Power Weapon#Power Maul|Power Maul]] and a [[Power Weapon#Power Lance|Power Lance]].
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
==Crunch==
On the [[Horus Heresy]] tabletop, they were an elite set of Cataphractii terminators with WS and BS 5, 3 attacks, ''Chosen Warriors'' and ''Furious Charge (1)''. They can be selected as a Retinue squad for a Master of the Legion, not taking up a Force Organisation Slot. Interestingly, they have an additional line to their Retinue rule where if their Leader can ''Deep Strike'', then they are allowed to Deep Strike too, which is especially useful for characters like Horus and Abaddon.


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
They come with a Banestrike combi-bolter and Carsoran power axe as default but can trade up for the usual goodies, including a Multi-Melta. Do keep in mind however that they are used as an expense benchmark for a reason. At 50 points a model at base, they can very quickly become a huge points sink. Unlike many expensive units in the game however, they are well worth the cost so long as you use them wisely. With the proper kit (a couple of Melta guns, a few Thunder Hammers, Banestrike bolters ect), they are a threat to practically every type of unit in the game.
 
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== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
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Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
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* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
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* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)  
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
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Latest revision as of 16:10, 21 June 2023

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Abbadon's original tea club.
A Justaerin and his implements of war.

Back when the Black Legion still went by the Sons of Horus, the Justaerin were a formation of black-armored Cataphractii Terminators that represented the pride of their legion, tasked with being the 'tip of the spear' of assaults where the fighting was hardest and were the favored of Horus' legionaries.

They should not be confused with the Luperci, although Horus didn't really make things better when he sometimes used both the Justaerin and Luperci as Honour Guard-like roles.

Overview[edit | edit source]

Making up part of the prestigious 1st Company (the other half being the Catulan Reavers), they were usually went about destroying the heart of an opposing army or conducting a decapitation strike of the enemy's command structures. Heck, their leader (a certain despoiler) would eventually turn out to champion his father's cause in bringing down the Imperium. The name Justerin is itself derived from a powerful gang on Cthonia in the days before the Imperium. So yeah, literal gangsters.

Following said revolution, the Justaerin were effectively wiped out; fifty of them were killed in a fight with some Dark Angels on the far side of the galaxy, and nearly all of the rest died in a failed sneak attack on the Saturnine Wall during the Siege of Terra. Along with the death of their Primarch and the reformation of the Sons of Horus into the Black Legion, this saw the Justaerin effectively replaced by the Bringers of Despair, formed from thirty Justaerin survivors who became possessed jointly (it's complicated, see their article for information). The Justaerin, or at least any remnants who weren't possessed and then after that their replacement/supplementary promotions over the years, still serve as part of the Black Legion's Terminator elite, though as simply the premier Terminator formation instead of the Honor Guard.

As the elites, the Justaerin was well armed and armoured. As aforementioned, they wore Cataphractii Pattern Terminator Armour, and were equipped with a Banestrike Combi-Bolter, Multi-Meltas, Plasma Blasters, twin-linked Autocannons, Volkite Chargers and the rare Combi-Volkite. Melee wise, they can choose from the Carsoran Power Axe, to a pair of Lightning Claws, or a Power Maul and a Power Lance.

Crunch[edit | edit source]

On the Horus Heresy tabletop, they were an elite set of Cataphractii terminators with WS and BS 5, 3 attacks, Chosen Warriors and Furious Charge (1). They can be selected as a Retinue squad for a Master of the Legion, not taking up a Force Organisation Slot. Interestingly, they have an additional line to their Retinue rule where if their Leader can Deep Strike, then they are allowed to Deep Strike too, which is especially useful for characters like Horus and Abaddon.

They come with a Banestrike combi-bolter and Carsoran power axe as default but can trade up for the usual goodies, including a Multi-Melta. Do keep in mind however that they are used as an expense benchmark for a reason. At 50 points a model at base, they can very quickly become a huge points sink. Unlike many expensive units in the game however, they are well worth the cost so long as you use them wisely. With the proper kit (a couple of Melta guns, a few Thunder Hammers, Banestrike bolters ect), they are a threat to practically every type of unit in the game.

Forces of the Sons of Horus/Black Legion
Leaders: Chaos Champion - Chaos Lord - Daemon Prince - Dark Apostle
Master of Execution - Sorcerer - Master of Possession - Lord Discordant
Troops: Bringers of Despair - Chaos Chosen - Chaos Raptors - Chaos Space Marine Squad
Chaos Spawn - Chaos Terminators - Cultist - Greater Possessed - Havocs - Mutilators
Obliterators - Possessed - Tech-Assassin - Warp Talons - Warpsmith - Heretek
Great Crusade-era: Justaerin - Reaver Attack Squad - Luperci
Walkers: Chaos Dreadnought (Ferrum Infernus - Chaos Contemptor
Hellforged Leviathan - Hellforged Deredeo
) - Helbrute
Vehicles: Bike Squad - Chaos Land Raider - (Land Raider Hades Diabolus)
Infernal Relic Predator - Predator Tank - Chaos Rhino - Vindicator
Flyers: Harbinger - Hell Blade - Hell Talon
Storm Eagle - Thunderhawk - Stormbird
Unaligned
Daemon Engines:
Decimator - Defiler - Forgefiend - Heldrake
Maulerfiend - Soul Grinder - Venomcrawler
Helstalker
Auxiliaries: Khorne Berzerkers - Plague Marines - Noise Marines - Rubric Marines
Allies: Chaos Space Marines - Lost and the Damned