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[[Image:Rage-a.jpg|thumb|The famous Rageface]]
[[Image:Rage-a.jpg|thumb|The famous Rageface]]
'''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...''' Rage is the fuel on which the [[neckbeard]] runs, and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the [[troll]] whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling. Heh. After seeing the modding to this page Wikifag is gonna rage :)
'''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...''' Rage is the most important fuel on which the [[neckbeard]] runs (with [[meatbread]] coming at a close second), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the [[troll]] whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.


{{WTF}}
Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with [[Commissar Raege|Raege]], or there '''will''' be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that rather fun 2011 video game.
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[[image:csgoto.jpg|thumb| Police sketch.]]
You are reading the 1d4chan article for '''C.S. Goto''', and this pleases him.


Cassern Sebastian Goto is a <s> Demon prince of [[Tzeentch]]</s> <s> [[Nurgle]]</s> black, Irish leper Daemon Prince of [[Tzeentch]] [[Khorne]] [[Slaanesh]], who is one of [[/tg/|/tg/'s]] most beloved [[Black Library]] authors. If you think that the aforementioned title is nonsensical, here's the reason. Slaanesh got so happy reading Eldar torture scenes so he got daemonned by him/her/hermie, Khorne got pissed off by that, but Khorne likes that so he got Daemonned, and Tzeentch loved the troll, so he got daemonned.His books contain plenty of [[Eldar]] torture scenes, and also completely disregard most [[Warhammer 40,000]] [[canon]]. Most likely because they are actually recycled versions of his old movie scripts (rejected by all studios with at least as much sense of self-preservation as a retarded lemming – i.e., all of them) from fifteen years ago, with just some names changed (this pleases him).
==Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate==
 
* [[/tg/]]
* [[Multilasers]], anyone?
* [[1d4chan]]
 
* [[4chan]]
* Oh yea. And Eldar. It's fucking CANON that the Aspect Warriors don't own their armor (except Exarchs, but '''theirs doesn't come off''') and return it to the Aspect Shrine when they grow too much sense to play dress-up kung-fu ninjas anymore. Goto had several Eldar keeping the helmets they wore as Aspect Warriors like some sort of fucking souvenir. And they all worship [[Slaanesh]], including the entire Ulthwe Seer Council and [[Eldrad]] himself.
** Anonymous
 
** [[/b/|/b/tards]]
* Or D-Cannons? The things teleport chunks out of the target (looks kind of like Looney Toons-style swiss cheese production, but messier). The retard had them fire '''bullets'''.
** [[/tg/|Itself]]
 
*** [[Neckbeards|Fatbeards]]
* Or [[Craftworld|Biel-Tan's]] Avatar? Apparently he hasn't had his Wailing Doom sword for the past 3,000 years. And is dead.
* The Alphabet
 
* [[Avatar]]
* Everyone knows that [[Terminator]]s, wearing the ridiculously heavy armour that they do, are perfectly capable of performing backflips, right? No, not right, fucking stupid.
** James Cameron's idea of a furry vs human world
 
** Ridiculous premise
* [[Land Raider]]s. They can transform into [[Razorback]]s now. (They also change back in under a page and a half.)
** Plot holes so big you could walk through them
 
** Furries(see below)
* You know that Dawn of War book he wrote? Apparently, during Winter Assault, [[Sturnn]] got to the titan first and met a company of blood ravens who claimed there was a webway gate buried underneath. Oh and the [[Ultramarines]] [[Sturnn]] escorted? [[derp|They were the Alpha Legion in disguise]]. Fucking Stupid.
* ''[[The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic]]''
 
* [[C.S.Goto|A CERTAIN MUTILATOR OF INK AND PAPER WHO HAS A RAGING CHUBBY FOR MULTILAZORS AND FLUFF-MUTILATION]]
* [[Khorne|Khornate]] Sorcerer. ('''[[Rage|RRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE!!!!]]''')
* [[Chakat]]s
 
* <s>Chris-Chan</s> {{BLAM}} {{Blam| NOPE!}}
* 180 pages of describing the gory (and non-canon) death of [[Taldeer]] (who is now a novice Farseer from Biel-Tan instead of a veteran from Ulthwe) during the events of Winter Assault. The resulting torture scenes rival Matt Ward for his sexist snuff obsessions.
* [[/d/M]]s
 
* [[Dawn of War 2]]'s Multiplayer Mode outside of [[Last Stand]]
While similar accusations might be fairly leveled at almost any [[Black Library]] author, instead of the usual once-per-book or once-per-chapter, or even just once, against Goto you can count one for every page on average (sometimes more).
* [[Derp]]
 
* [[Drizzt]]
He is also the only Black Library writer to ever be so much of a pussy to try excusing himself with "having an artistic license" (which in his definition apparently means he's being free to screw the canon left, right and inside out however it fucking pleases him). He is apparently also a cigar-smoking midget, and rides a motorcycle that pleasures him simultaneously — much like [[Doomrider]] — which pleases him.
* [[Drowtales]]
 
* Dungeons and Dragons; all editions, but especially [[Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition|Third Edition]] and [[Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition|4th Edition]]  
It is also a known fact that [[Matt Ward]] is another pen name for C.S. Goto. (What? You thought the books they wrote were similarly terrible by coincidence?)
** [[Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition]]
 
*** People who hate said Fourth Edition
Fortunately, though [[Games Workshop|GW]] demand that anything published through the Black Library be considered canon, they also state that canon doesn't necessarily mean ''true''. The work (in universe) may be written as Imperial propaganda, for example. Or in this case, the real-world fan fiction of a disabled child living in the slums of a hive city. C.S. Goto is not [[Ben Counter]], though he may wish he was.
*** People who like said Fourth Edition
 
*** World of Warcraft clone
[[Twilight|Still, it could get worse, just pray to the Emperor that it doesn't.]]
*** Removes the versatility/complexity of 3.5
 
** People who complain when the biggest problem of the last edition got fixed
We have recently obtained information on his background confirming that at some point in his life he was butt-hurt by a man in a red robe. Well it's either that or approached by a salesman of these items.
* ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]''
 
** Graphic tileset ''Dwarf Fortress''
Which would explain his near-on obsessive need to fit the words red robe into nearly every paragraph and his desire to rape the established background of 40k.
** ASCII ''Dwarf Fortress''
* [[Dwarves]]
* [[Elves]]
* Emoticons
* Everything
* Existence
* Ex-Sharran emo/goth [[elves|elves]] seeking [[Dark Angels|redemption]].
* [[FATAL]]
** Overly complicated
** [[wizard|Wizards]] are overpowered
** Need a prestige class to be successful
** Literally runs on [[Dakka]]
* [[:Category:Stories|Fanfics/Writefaggotry]]
* Fiction
* [[Fish of Fury|Fish of Fucking Fury]]
*Floppy premises.
**[[gay|/tg/ only likes strong and virile, shafts with a strong girth capable of going deepe enough to cause a righteous orgasm and a sticky mess.]]
* [[Furry|Furries]], especially [[Flare]]
** [[Werewolf|Werewolves]]
* Games Workshop
* [[Halo]] (maybe)
* [[/tg/'s homebrews|Homebrews]]
** Forcing <the homebrew> on to your players
** Creating your own personal FanFic
** Because a random person on the internet has better insight into game mechanics than a professional game designer
* [[User:Imperial32|Imperial32]]
* ITV
* [[Jokaero]]
** Mainly the barrel of monkeys
* [[Kender]]
* [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]]
* [[Matt Ward]]
** [[Robin Cruddace]]
*** [[Phil Kelly]]
* [[Yu-Gi-Oh|That fucking game]]
* [[My Little Pony]]
** Could be [[skub|arguable]], as some fa/tg/uys actually ''like'' it.  
*** This causes the rest to rage hard enough to make up for the loss.
****Hey, if its popular enough to be parodied by famous internet people like the nostalgia critic, it must have some merits, right? {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|One could make the same argument for Twilight, heretic.}}
* Nothing
* [[Orc|Orcs]]
* [[Ork|Orks]]
* <strike>[[Skub]]</strike>
* The [[Star Trek]] reboot.
** J. J. Abrams's lens-flare faggotry
** J. J. Abrams fucking remorseless destruction one of the 3 founding worlds
* ''[[StarCraft]]''
* Steven Universe
* [[Fags of 4chan|Tripfags]]
* ''[[Order of the Stick]]''
** The art is shitty.
** Even if the art is done on purpose, it's still shitty.
** Where are the jokes?
** Wall of Text/WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
** The story sucks [and, implied, that this doesn't make up for shitty art/no joke]
* [[Page 42]]
* Reality
* Quests, and those participating in them.
* [[RPG|Roleplayers]]
* [[RPG|Rollplayers]]
* [[Suptg]]
* [[RPG|Tabletop]] [[Wargame|Games]]
* [[That Guy]]
* The End Times
** '''''YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! SIGMAR DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!
'''''
* [[Lord of the Rings#Amazon.27s_Lord_of_the_Rings:_The_Rings_of_Power|The Rings of Power]]
* [[Troll]]s
* ''Twilight''
* [[/v/|Video games]]
* [[Weeaboo]]s
* ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''
** Expensive figurines
** [[C.S. Goto|Multilasers]]
** [[Matt Ward|Matt Fucking Ward]]
** [[loli|Kids]] obsessed with [[Space Marines|SPEESH MAREEENS]]
** the death company
** Ultramarines
** Primaris
** Primaris Crusader Squads
* [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]]
**People who hate said AoS (WAAC faggots)
**People who like said AoS (GW shills)
* [[Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay]] 3rd Edition
** Special Dice
** <s>It's a Damned Card Game</s> <s>No it isn't. Fuck you. </s> Yes it is.  
* [[WARMACHINE]]
* [[-4 Str|Women]]
* [[WoD]]
* [[World of Warcraft|WoW]]
* You
**Especially You
*Matt Ward


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Multilasers.jpg|This is what C. S. Goto actually believes.
Image:Rage-b.jpg
Image:Rage-c.jpg
Image:CUP OF RAGE.jpg
Image:Blurage.png
Image:Redrage.png
Image:MustNotRage.jpg
Image:Pcrageblue.jpg
Image:Blueragelow.jpg
Image:Vegetarage.jpg
Image:Altrageface.jpg
Image:Screamrage.jpg
Image:Derprage.png
Image:Grouprage.jpg
Image:Smileyrage.png
Image:Atomicrage.png
Image:Ragearab.jpg
Image:Ffffffffff.png
Image:Neckbeardrage.gif
Image:Kirbyrage.png
Image:ARGH.jpg
Image:FATRAGE.jpg
Image:Rage doom tv.jpg|[[Rip and tear|Rage and TV!]]
Image:Incoming rage.jpg
Image:Diglet rage.jpg
Image:Neckbeard skub rage.jpg
Image:Ork rage.png
Image:angrynerdrage.png|
Image:FIST_OF_THE_FUCKING_NORTH_STAR_RAGE.jpg|As long as the Sun, the Moon and the Earth exist, everything will RAGE. Wait, wrong [[anime]]...
Image:Countenance of fury.JPG
Image:Endrage.jpg|An improbability: THE RAGE HAS ENDED.
Image:emperage.png|The Emperor is displeased.
Image:Thomas the RAGE Engine.jpg|ALL ABOARD THE RAGE TRAIN
Image:TG's_avatar.jpg
Image:Explosive_Rage.jpg
Image:Dungeon the dRAGEoning.jpg
Image:Techrage.jpg
Image:HD-epic-rage.jpg|Now in HD, for the new decade.'''NO THE RAGE HAS RAGED INTO COLOR'''
File:Kanaya_chainsaw.gif|[[Sisters of Battle|Sister of Battle]] initiate [[Homestuck|Kanaya Mayram]] shows you how [[rage]] is done. (With a chainsaw)
Image:TheresultofeveryTCGgeneral.jpg|http://duelistgroundz.com/index.php?/topic/156119-100-reasons-why-your-game-is-awful/
</gallery>


Image:GOTO_HH.png|Typical Goto heresy - Superb Cover clamped around manure.
==See Also==
*[[Anger]]
*[[Angry Marines]]
*[[Heresy]]
*[[Ribbon]]
*[[Skub]]
*Not directly related to [[MAD]] but it may a source of rage.


</gallery>
P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years into the Future, then you're doing something right! Or not. Depends on who's at the receiving end.


==See Also==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VGZebsmEA
* His website: http://www.csgoto.com/csgotopositions.html
** Read the interview. He ''KNOWS'' about the Multilasers, and all the stuff we said about him. He reads the pages and forums about him... and it pleases him. Yeah. He is almost an avatar of [[Tzeentch]], [[troll]]ing everything in his way. Well, he would be, except [[Nurgle]] just loves his utterly devastating fluff-corruptive powers.


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Also, read this. Seriously, keep reading you won't be disappointed. http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf
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Latest revision as of 15:20, 22 June 2023

The famous Rageface

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... Rage is the most important fuel on which the neckbeard runs (with meatbread coming at a close second), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the troll whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.

Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with Raege, or there will be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that rather fun 2011 video game.

Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

See Also[edit | edit source]

P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years into the Future, then you're doing something right! Or not. Depends on who's at the receiving end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VGZebsmEA

Also, read this. Seriously, keep reading you won't be disappointed. http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf

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