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| The Rak'gol are a race of space fairing pirate/psychopathic-murder-lizard/insect/cyborg...things. These guys are literally what happens when the [[Dark Eldar|Dark Eldar]] has all their kinkiness and faggotry replaced by badassary and [[Awesome|awesomeness]] with a slight hint of [[Rip and Tear|Rip and Tear!]] But Games Workshop being Games Workshop, for some reason, didn't seem to create a Codex for these guys, the majority of [[/tg/|/tg/]] was slightly disappointed by this outcome however, and pray that they would one day receive some added fluff and crunch on this Pirate-Cyborg Lizard Insects.
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| The Rak'gol from what we have learned, are a species of aliens that like to scavenge and loot other things from other aliens, often their would-be hostages are either killed, tortured then horribly killed, or are sent to [[Rape|areas best not talked about]]...they are the only race whose origins has not been that much explored by, due to their first contact in the out-most reaches of Ultima Segmentum and that trying to negotiate and talk to them often ends with the interrogator being [[FATAL|ripped apart and shat upon]], because of this the Imperium have trouble difficulty trying to know what the hell these guys are up to. The only time the Imperium actually get a specimen to study is a dead specimen, and the results are often at best, messy...Being described as reptilian with a hint of Insectoid features, they are infamous for their apparent [[Adeptus Mechanicus|hard-on for cybernetic surgery]] turning their already [[Tech Priest|deadly natural designs into even more fiercesome individuals]]. [[File:Rak'gol.jpg|350px|thumb|right| A face only a mother would love.]] Fortunately for the Imperium (Or so they say...) the Rak'gol is easily identified by their apparent [[Derp|ram-shackled designs of their starships]] as well as being the [[What|only race whose]] '''''[[Fail|technology is worse then]][[Ork| the Orks.]]''''' Humorously despite having shitty tech such as piss-poor [[Stubber|Stubbers]] which are already in piss-poor condition and ray-guns which are literally Nuclear power-plants with a mirror-scope like a Laser, they still manage to be a [[What|threat to Imperial ships]], which is saying a lot for Imperium general tech-incompetence and tech-degration; and where the Imperium should stand in turns of durability. Furthermore the Rak'gol are the only race where the Imperium has classified them as ''dumber'' then the [[Herp|Orks]], this is mainly because of their apparent lack of any social skills, and instead replaced them with rasping roars and gibberish, how the hell they manage to even build a gun let alone a god damn star ship is beyond anybodies idea (But then again, [[Blood Ravens|Blood Ravens]]...). They are also known to be pants-on-head hideous, even for the [[Chaos|Chaos Gods]] and the [[Tyranids|Nids]]. So congratulations to the Imperium, you have met what counts as the mentally retarded and more socially awkward version of the Ork Freebooterz.
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