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| {{sick|It's /d/, I shouldn't have to explain.}}
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| [[Image:Mindflayers.jpg|thumb|300px|right|A typical /d/M's game. Thumbnail missing? Oh thank the emperor...]]
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| A '''/d/M''' is, in short, a [[DM]] who likes [[/d/]]. That alone isn't entirely damning, plenty of good DM's happen to like /d/. A "true" /d/M is more than that. You can identify a real /d/M by one or more of the following.
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| '''PROTIPS:'''
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| *You'll be invited into his [[magical realm]].
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| *[[Slaanesh|The succubi all have cocks.]]
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| *The Gibbering Mouth will rape you.
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| *So will the Mind Flayer's tentacles.
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| *You can milk the Minotaur. It will then rape you.
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| *Doppelgangers exist to fuck everything that moves, especially creatures that they copy. In particular anyone that you may know, including yourself.
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| *Monsters with mind control abilities? Moar liek GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH.
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| *Your [[Maid RPG|Maid]] game will have more in common with ''Urotsukidoji'' than ''He Is My Master'' or ''Hayate the Combat Butler''.
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| *[[Monstergirls]]. Monstergirls everywhere. And yes, they all have cocks. This is /d/ after all.
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| Do not mistake the /d/M for the ''[[FATAL]]'' player or GM: Even the former have standards.
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| === /d/M stories ===
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| If you lurk a bit in the archives, you may find battle logs of players having to deal with a /d/M.
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| * [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18004136/ FATAL in spess!] ([http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18010759/ part deux], [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18029935/ part trois], [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18032393/ Finale]) Also, druids.
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| Several /d/Ms have taken to writing text adventures e.g. [[Corruption of Champions]].
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| [[Category:Roleplaying]]
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