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[[File:Reaver.png|200px|right|thumb|Despite being disgusting, worthless lesser beings it would appear the [[Orks|greenskins]] are right about one thing at the very least. Red does indeed go faster.]]
[[File:Reaver.png|200px|right|thumb|Despite being disgusting, worthless lesser beings it would appear the [[Orks|greenskins]] are right about one thing at the very least. Red does indeed go faster.]]
The Reaver Jetbike is the Dark Eldar equivalent of their [[Eldar|Chastity Belt cousins's]] [[Jetbike]] and are thus more [[awesome]]. Reavers are Dark Eldar who like to combine the thrill of speed from that of the [[Orks]] [[Warbikers|Kult of Speed]] to their own Sadomasochism by impaling unfortunate sods with the pointy bits of their Jetbikes. Of course being the Sick Fucks that they are, women [[/d/|get a whole]] [[Slaanesh|different form]] [[FATAL|of 'impaling'.]]
The Reaver Jetbike is the Dark Eldar equivalent of their [[Eldar|Chastity Belt cousins's]] [[Jetbike]] and are thus more [[awesome]]. Reavers are Dark Eldar who like to combine the thrill of speed from that of the [[Orks]] [[Warbikers|Kult of Speed]] to their own Sadomasochism by impaling unfortunate sods with the pointy bits of their Jetbikes.


When they aren't swooping the battlefield impaling as much people as humanly possible on their Jetbike like giant shish kebabs, the Reaver squadron often spend their spare time competing with other Reavers on Death Races in Commorragh (Think of them as Pod Racing from [[Star Wars]] but with more maiming). Of course like many Dark Eldar, Reaver pilots pump themselves full of [[Drug|Drugs]] to enhance their performance and capacity for sensation in the death races or in combat. [[Just as Planned|They are cheats and liars like so many of their kin,]] and give respect only to those who can pull of an 'elegant kill'. It is considered improper to simply maim a fellow rider during the death races, while a well-executed decapitation while riding inverted can bring a smile even to the frozen face of the most jaded Kabal [[Archon|Archon.]] Because of this no-holds-barred approach, weapons are extensively employed during the death races in the most prestigious of the death arenas.  
When they aren't swooping the battlefield impaling as much people as humanly possible on their Jetbike like giant shish kebabs, the Reaver squadron often spend their spare time competing with other Reavers on Death Races in Commorragh (Think of them as Pod Racing from [[Star Wars]] but with more maiming). Of course like many Dark Eldar, Reaver pilots pump themselves full of [[Drug|Drugs]] to enhance their performance and capacity for sensation in the death races or in combat. [[Just as Planned|They are cheats and liars like so many of their kin,]] and give respect only to those who can pull of an 'elegant kill'. It is considered improper to simply maim a fellow rider during the death races, while a well-executed decapitation while riding inverted can bring a smile even to the frozen face of the most jaded Kabal [[Archon|Archon.]] Because of this no-holds-barred approach, weapons are extensively employed during the death races in the most prestigious of the death arenas.  

Revision as of 16:16, 6 July 2017

Despite being disgusting, worthless lesser beings it would appear the greenskins are right about one thing at the very least. Red does indeed go faster.

The Reaver Jetbike is the Dark Eldar equivalent of their Chastity Belt cousins's Jetbike and are thus more awesome. Reavers are Dark Eldar who like to combine the thrill of speed from that of the Orks Kult of Speed to their own Sadomasochism by impaling unfortunate sods with the pointy bits of their Jetbikes.

When they aren't swooping the battlefield impaling as much people as humanly possible on their Jetbike like giant shish kebabs, the Reaver squadron often spend their spare time competing with other Reavers on Death Races in Commorragh (Think of them as Pod Racing from Star Wars but with more maiming). Of course like many Dark Eldar, Reaver pilots pump themselves full of Drugs to enhance their performance and capacity for sensation in the death races or in combat. They are cheats and liars like so many of their kin, and give respect only to those who can pull of an 'elegant kill'. It is considered improper to simply maim a fellow rider during the death races, while a well-executed decapitation while riding inverted can bring a smile even to the frozen face of the most jaded Kabal Archon. Because of this no-holds-barred approach, weapons are extensively employed during the death races in the most prestigious of the death arenas.

In terms of weaponry, Reavers usually employ a underslung Grav-Talons (Which in a Death Race, is used to push their rivals into the artfully bladed contours of the arena's walls), a bunch of proximity-sensing anti-gravitic caltrops and a Splinter Rifle which can be upgraded to a Shredder, Blaster or Heat Lance. They are also fast as fuck but they're Dark Eldar what do you expect?

Forces of the Dark Eldar
Command: Archons - Haemonculi - Kabalite Trueborn
Lhamaeans - Medusae - Sslyth - Succubi
Troops: Beastmasters - Commorragh Slaves - Grotesques
Hellions - Incubi - Kabalite Warriors - Mandrakes
Scourges - Wracks - Wyches
Beasts: Clawed Fiend - Khymerae - Razorwing Flock - Ur-Ghul
Pain Engines: Cronos Parasite Engines - Talos Pain Engines
Vehicles: Raider - Ravager - Reaper
Reaver Jetbike - Skyboard
Venom
Special Vehicles: Dais of Destruction
Flyers: Raven Fighter - Razorwing Jetfighter
Voidraven Bomber
Spacecraft: Impaler Assault Module - Raptor Fighter
Slavebringer Assault Boat
Super Heavies: Tantalus
Auxiliaries: Harlequins