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Valhalla (no, not that [[Vikings|Valhalla]]) is a giant icecube somehow inhabited by human life. They had a rather large [[Ork]] infestation during The [[War of The Beast]] that they learned to combat by bursting from the glaciers under them with big drill-tanks and shooting everything in sight. Eventually they killed off the 'skins. | Valhalla (no, not that [[Vikings|Valhalla]]) is a giant icecube somehow inhabited by human life. They had a rather large [[Ork]] infestation during The [[War of The Beast]] that they learned to combat by bursting from the glaciers under them with big drill-tanks and shooting everything in sight. Eventually they killed off the 'skins. | ||
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<strike> Unfortunately, nobody cares about them (even Russians themselves), as anyone who wants to do Russian Imperial Guard will just go with the much cooler (but not colder) [[Vostroyan Firstborn|Vostroyans]].</strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*''' there will be no regimental discrimination here!}}<br> | <strike> Unfortunately, nobody cares about them (even Russians themselves), as anyone who wants to do Russian Imperial Guard will just go with the much cooler (but not colder) [[Vostroyan Firstborn|Vostroyans]].</strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*''' there will be no regimental discrimination here!}}<br> | ||
==Notable Valhallans== | |||
*'''Gunner Ferik "Stench awful enough to knock out a Plague Marine" [[Jurgen]]''': Adjutant to Ciaphas Cain, '''HERO OF THE IMPERIUM'''. He is a Blank, and favors a Meltagun. | |||
*'''[[Commander Kubrik Chenkov]]''': Imperial Guard officer that is the epitome of sending waves of men against his opponents. | |||
== Notable Valhallans == | *'''Jenit Sulla''': Imperial Guard General and (in)famous writer. | ||
'''Gunner Ferik "Stench awful enough to knock out a Plague Marine" [[Jurgen]]''': Adjutant to Ciaphas Cain, '''HERO OF THE IMPERIUM'''. He is a Blank, and favors a Meltagun. | |||
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Jenit Sulla: Imperial Guard General and (in)famous writer. | |||
==Modelling== | ==Modelling== | ||
Unfortunately, they are no longer for sale. On the bright side, Victoria Miniatures sells Not-Valhallans, and at semi-reasonable prices, too! The Soviet and German winter infantry from [[Warlord Games]] also make for a solid option. So if you still want to collect an army of these manly bastards (and who wouldn't?), you can still buy them, just don't expect to be able to use them at a Games Workshop store or anything. | Unfortunately, they are no longer for sale. On the bright side, Victoria Miniatures sells Not-Valhallans, and at semi-reasonable prices, too! The Soviet and German winter infantry from [[Warlord Games]] also make for a solid option. So if you still want to collect an army of these manly bastards (and who wouldn't?), you can still buy them, just don't expect to be able to use them at a Games Workshop store or anything. | ||
== Trivia == | |||
==Trivia== | |||
Valhallan Ice Warriors are the first [[Imperial Guard]] Regiment that [[Games Workshop]] ever created. | Valhallan Ice Warriors are the first [[Imperial Guard]] Regiment that [[Games Workshop]] ever created. | ||
They are based on Russian WW2 soldiers during the winter battles. | They are based on Russian WW2 soldiers during the winter battles. | ||
== Gallery == | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Valhallan.jpg|The set of classic Valhallan models | File:Valhallan.jpg|The set of classic Valhallan models |
Revision as of 16:07, 23 February 2021
"Men who fight wars in winter don't live till spring."
- – Ursula K. Le Guin
"URRAAAAAAAAA."
- – Russian conscript charging a MG42 nest
"Убей еретиков!"
- – Valhallan conscript charging a Heavy Bolter nest
Valhalla (no, not that Valhalla) is a giant icecube somehow inhabited by human life. They had a rather large Ork infestation during The War of The Beast that they learned to combat by bursting from the glaciers under them with big drill-tanks and shooting everything in sight. Eventually they killed off the 'skins.
Valhallans are simply people born on the incredibly cold planet of Valhalla.
As Imperial Guardsmen, they specialize in DYNAMIC ENTRY through ice and snow, often through the use of a curious drill-tank thing called the Termite that has a quantity of flamers mounted on it. They have also been shown to be rather good at holding the line, as if most Guard regiments didn't do that already. They just love wearing green armored greatcoats for some reason. They are the Red Army in Space and it shows: they give not a single fuck as millions of them perish on the field of battle, like all good Russians do. Unless they're the 597th, who are basically the spetsnaz with women in space.
Unfortunately, nobody cares about them (even Russians themselves), as anyone who wants to do Russian Imperial Guard will just go with the much cooler (but not colder) Vostroyans. *BLAM!* there will be no regimental discrimination here!
Notable Valhallans
- Gunner Ferik "Stench awful enough to knock out a Plague Marine" Jurgen: Adjutant to Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM. He is a Blank, and favors a Meltagun.
- Commander Kubrik Chenkov: Imperial Guard officer that is the epitome of sending waves of men against his opponents.
- Jenit Sulla: Imperial Guard General and (in)famous writer.
Modelling
Unfortunately, they are no longer for sale. On the bright side, Victoria Miniatures sells Not-Valhallans, and at semi-reasonable prices, too! The Soviet and German winter infantry from Warlord Games also make for a solid option. So if you still want to collect an army of these manly bastards (and who wouldn't?), you can still buy them, just don't expect to be able to use them at a Games Workshop store or anything.
Trivia
Valhallan Ice Warriors are the first Imperial Guard Regiment that Games Workshop ever created. They are based on Russian WW2 soldiers during the winter battles.
Gallery
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The set of classic Valhallan models
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The snowball known as Valhalla