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[[File:Cronos.jpg|300px|right|thumb|I have seen enough [[Rule 34|Hentai]] to kno-wait you know what? Fuck this. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE!]]
[[File:Cronos.jpg|300px|right|thumb|I have seen enough [[Rule 34|Hentai]] to kno-wait you know what? Fuck this. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE!]]
The Cronos Parasite Engine often shortened to the Cronos is a variety of "'''''Oh God What The Fuck!?'''''" biological machines known as Pain Engines. They, alongside their brethren, the [[Talos Pain Engine]] [[FATAL|are one of the darkest and most sick fuck of all sick fuck abominations created by the Dark Eldar.]] [[Chaos]] wishes it could be this cool.  
The '''Cronos Parasite Engine''', often shortened to the '''Cronos''', is a variety of "''oh god what the fuck!?'''" biological machines known as Pain Engines. They, alongside their brethren, the [[Talos Pain Engine]], [[FATAL|are one of the darkest and most sick fuck of all sick fuck abominations created by the Dark Eldar.]] [[Chaos]] wishes it could be this cool.  


The Cronos are semi-sentient, part organic and part mechanical monsters that slowly drift along on anti-gravitic motors. Created by the Haemonculi through a strange blend of alchemy and science, the Cronos drains away not only the physical constituents of its victims but also their life essence - what little is left of its unfortunate victim is a pathetic shrivelled husk which quickly collapses to little more than dust. Hence why they are called Parasite Engines since they live through stealing the life of others through vampirism.
The Cronos are semi-sentient, part organic and part mechanical monsters that slowly drift along on anti-gravitic motors. Created by the Haemonculi through a strange blend of alchemy and science, the Cronos drains away not only the physical constituents of its victims but also their life essence - what little is left of its unfortunate victim is a pathetic shriveled husk which quickly collapses to little more than dust, hence why they are called Parasite Engines.


They are often armed with a plethora of hooks to chains, to the numerous segmented tendrils that drains the life out of their victims such as chain-flails, ichor injectors, a liquefier gun, syringes and adrenaline boosters. And no, they are too fucked to be even be included in [[/d/]]...yeah their that bad.
They are often armed with a plethora of hooks to chains, to the numerous segmented tendrils that drains the life out of their victims such as chain-flails, ichor injectors, a liquefier gun, syringes and adrenaline boosters. And no, they are too fucked to be even be included in [[/d/]]...yeah, it's that bad.


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Revision as of 20:15, 8 August 2016

I have seen enough Hentai to kno-wait you know what? Fuck this. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE!

The Cronos Parasite Engine', often shortened to the Cronos, is a variety of "oh god what the fuck!?" biological machines known as Pain Engines. They, alongside their brethren, the Talos Pain Engine, are one of the darkest and most sick fuck of all sick fuck abominations created by the Dark Eldar. Chaos wishes it could be this cool.

The Cronos are semi-sentient, part organic and part mechanical monsters that slowly drift along on anti-gravitic motors. Created by the Haemonculi through a strange blend of alchemy and science, the Cronos drains away not only the physical constituents of its victims but also their life essence - what little is left of its unfortunate victim is a pathetic shriveled husk which quickly collapses to little more than dust, hence why they are called Parasite Engines.

They are often armed with a plethora of hooks to chains, to the numerous segmented tendrils that drains the life out of their victims such as chain-flails, ichor injectors, a liquefier gun, syringes and adrenaline boosters. And no, they are too fucked to be even be included in /d/...yeah, it's that bad.

Forces of the Dark Eldar
Command: Archons - Haemonculi - Kabalite Trueborn
Lhamaeans - Medusae - Sslyth - Succubi
Troops: Beastmasters - Commorragh Slaves - Grotesques
Hellions - Incubi - Kabalite Warriors - Mandrakes
Scourges - Wracks - Wyches
Beasts: Clawed Fiend - Khymerae - Razorwing Flock - Ur-Ghul
Pain Engines: Cronos Parasite Engines - Talos Pain Engines
Vehicles: Raider - Ravager - Reaper
Reaver Jetbike - Skyboard
Venom
Special Vehicles: Dais of Destruction
Flyers: Raven Fighter - Razorwing Jetfighter
Voidraven Bomber
Spacecraft: Impaler Assault Module - Raptor Fighter
Slavebringer Assault Boat
Super Heavies: Tantalus
Auxiliaries: Harlequins