Mordian Iron Guard: Difference between revisions

From 2d4chan
Jump to navigation Jump to search
No edit summary
Line 5: Line 5:
This all despite the fact that they are incredibly fancy.
This all despite the fact that they are incredibly fancy.


== Tactical Stupidity ==
== Tactics ==
Mordians are on the on the other end of the Bell Curve than people like Creed and have the WORST tactics in Warhammer 40,000. They march into battle in fancy pants blue dress uniforms with rifles, form firing lines like this was the 18th freaking century and shoot at enemies in volleys. This crap would have gotten them all killed on the Somme in no time. A big formation of men marching with flags held high is a big "SHOOT HERE!" sign to any enemy, especially those with artillery and machine guns.


Yes, space marine charge with chainsaw swords and purity seals, but they are heavily armored supermen that can engage in squad based tactics. Yes, Orks charge into the thick of it as well, but they are each about a third of a tonne of angry muscle that can take a beating, are easily able regenerate wounds that would kill a human, are spawned in vast numbers, can be all sneaky like and will shoot at the first sign of the enemy. Commissars may be human and go about in their own fancy pants uniforms, but at least they can bloody duck.
There are Imperial Guard regiments that rely on using well-planned strategies and combined arms tactics to overcome their foes. Then there are those that don't rely so much on strategy so much as throwing hordes of guardsmen into the fray, although said guardsmen are often some of the most badass motherfuckers in the entire galaxy.  


On the other side of things, a fair few sources note that it is this very stupidity that causes many of their adversaries to underestimate them, which often leads to their downfall. However, these sources fail to explain exactly how their opponents are stupid enough to actually fall for these tactics.
The Mordian Iron Guard technically belong in the second category, but are so far around the curve that they start veering back into the first category. Rather than ride Chimeras or wear camouflage, Mordian guardsmen march into battle in brightly-coloured uniforms and bearing equally flashy banners. They then form up into firing lines or squares and shoot at their enemies in volleys. They don't take cover and they never, ''ever'' retreat. While this is incredibly ballsy (even by the standards of the Imperial Guard), it is also incredibly stupid (even by the standards of the Imperium).
 
Although a few sources note that this baffling lack of common sense causes their adversaries to underestimate them, and that the Mordians do have a few tricks up their sleeves (like heavy armour companies with ''over a dozen [[Baneblade]]s each''), it still doesn't really make up for them employing infantry tactics that have been outdated since the American Civil War. On the battlefields of the 41st millennium, there are oh-so-many ways to wipe out massed formations out in the open, and even [[Space Marines]] will take advantage of cover and other terrain features whenever possible.


{{Template:40k-Imperial-Regiments}}
{{Template:40k-Imperial-Regiments}}
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Imperial]]
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Imperial]]

Revision as of 05:30, 28 November 2012

A planet of soldiers wearing Commissar-level hats. Let that sink in for a second.
This article is a stub. You can help 2d4chan by expanding it

The Mordian Iron Guard are an army of the Imperial Guard, hailing from the planet of Mordian. They are renowned throughout the Imperium for being right hard bastards, never backing down and prepared to die to the last man as necessary.

This all despite the fact that they are incredibly fancy.

Tactics

There are Imperial Guard regiments that rely on using well-planned strategies and combined arms tactics to overcome their foes. Then there are those that don't rely so much on strategy so much as throwing hordes of guardsmen into the fray, although said guardsmen are often some of the most badass motherfuckers in the entire galaxy.

The Mordian Iron Guard technically belong in the second category, but are so far around the curve that they start veering back into the first category. Rather than ride Chimeras or wear camouflage, Mordian guardsmen march into battle in brightly-coloured uniforms and bearing equally flashy banners. They then form up into firing lines or squares and shoot at their enemies in volleys. They don't take cover and they never, ever retreat. While this is incredibly ballsy (even by the standards of the Imperial Guard), it is also incredibly stupid (even by the standards of the Imperium).

Although a few sources note that this baffling lack of common sense causes their adversaries to underestimate them, and that the Mordians do have a few tricks up their sleeves (like heavy armour companies with over a dozen Baneblades each), it still doesn't really make up for them employing infantry tactics that have been outdated since the American Civil War. On the battlefields of the 41st millennium, there are oh-so-many ways to wipe out massed formations out in the open, and even Space Marines will take advantage of cover and other terrain features whenever possible.

Regiments of the Imperial Guard
Armageddon Ork Hunters • Armageddon Steel Legion • Athonian Tunnel Rats • Attilan Rough Riders • Brontian Longknives • Cadian Shock Troops • Catachan Jungle Fighters • Death Korps of Krieg • Dieprian Mountain Men • Drookian Fen Guard • Elysian Drop Troops • Gilead Gravediggers • Harakoni Warhawks • Indigan Praefects • Kanak Skull Takers • Jopall Indentured Guard • Last Chancers • Maccabian Janissaries • Mordant Acid Dogs • Mordian Iron Guard • Necromundan Spiders • Phantine Air Corps • Phantine Skyborne • Praetorian Guard • Roane Deepers • Savlar Chem Dogs • Scintillan Fusiliers • Tallarn Desert Raiders • Tanith First (And Only) • Terrax Guard • Valhallan Ice Warriors • Vostroyan Firstborn • Ventrillian Nobles