Commorragh Slaves

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*Human:I thought the Dark Eldar won't do anything among you folks since you're related. *Eldar:Naive assumption from you Humans, but our cousins lust after the pain of others...especially if it's a Howling Banshee, get your earplugs on; if they choose you, prepare your buttocks. *Tau:Maybe if I talk about the Greater Good they may relent? *Human:Shut the fuck up Weeaboo you make everything worse! *Eldar:Never thought I would agree with a Human. *Tau:Okay :(

Slaves in Commorragh come from all areas of the Galaxy and it is perhaps the worst place you could possibly be. Not even the likes of Chaos can save your sorry ass once the Dark Eldar have made you their personal butt-slave. The role of a slave in the battlefield (You should already know what Dark Eldar do to slaves on their off hours) is to act as cannon fodder, collect souls, and/or other menial tasks that Dark Eldar are too lazy to do (as seen in Dawn of War), such as sucking the Archon's dick on his personal pimp mobile.

Usually, life as a slave is tough shit and the worst part is, the Dark Eldar try their utter best to keep you alive so long as you continue to suffer. Young human children are often considered the best types of slaves for the Dark Eldar, but Tau and even other Eldar are considered fair game. Most Eldar females won't even think about slavery being done by their darker kin as the mere thought of it gives them the shivers and constant shame that the Dark Eldar are still related to them.

Forces of the Dark Eldar
Command: Archons - Haemonculi - Kabalite Trueborn
Lhamaeans - Medusae - Sslyth - Succubi
Troops: Beastmasters - Commorragh Slaves - Grotesques
Hellions - Incubi - Kabalite Warriors - Mandrakes
Scourges - Wracks - Wyches
Beasts: Clawed Fiend - Khymerae - Razorwing Flock - Ur-Ghul
Pain Engines: Cronos Parasite Engines - Talos Pain Engines
Vehicles: Raider - Ravager - Reaper
Reaver Jetbike - Skyboard
Venom
Special Vehicles: Dais of Destruction
Flyers: Raven Fighter - Razorwing Jetfighter
Voidraven Bomber
Spacecraft: Impaler Assault Module - Raptor Fighter
Slavebringer Assault Boat
Super Heavies: Tantalus
Auxiliaries: Harlequins