Wyches

They can torture me...if you know what I mean...

Wyches also known as Hekatarii are gladiatorial warriors of the Dark Eldar and where Lelith Hesperax comes from. They originate from the Wych cults and fight in arenas in duels with one another and with various captured aliens and beasts. Ruled over by their Succubi, Wyches are pumped full of Combat Drugs before sending them off in battle. In a sense, think of Wyches as the Dark Eldar equivalent of the Eldar Howling Banshees, but whereas the Banshees are your typical modestly dressed, grade A, model female student who won't do anything degrading due to their chastity belts, the Wyches are your local college sluts and whores who gives education and tradition the middle finger while sucking as much cocaine and dicks as possible.

Wyches are led by a Hekatrix. These elite wyches form in time to time a clique of murderesses known as Bloodbrides. These Bloodbrides are under command of Syren who answers only to high command of Wych cult. Bloodbrides are known to have fierce rivalries between each other but in time of raids they unite their bloodthirsty powers on battlefield. As Bloodbrides are the elite among wyches they are granted a greater number of special weapons than "normal" wyches.

Those guardians are going to get something that would put 'bone' in 'Wraithbone'.

Wyches are close combat specialists and often carry very little if nothing in the battlefield, relying on pure speed, agility and shall we say....distractions as much as possible. Seriously when we meant they wear g-strings, bikinis and high thong leotards in battle, we ain't joking. Other than Daemonettes, Sisters and Howling Banshees the Wyches are one of the most fappable units in 40k due to their obscene and revealing outfits and the tendencies that most elegan/tg/entlmen often drool when fantasizing of near naked chicks running in the battlefield with their tits hanging out. Seriously the outfits kind of work even in fluff despite the impracticality of leaving your bodies exposed. Don't be surprised where your entire Imperial Guard regiment have their jaws hitting the floor with their boners penetrating their Flak armor when these chicks go into war. Heck even your purity approved Eldar aren't invulnerable to naked Eldar chicks frolicking in the battlefield (Well the men at least) with you local Banshee and Farseer face palming either due to Fail or Jealousy.

Equipment

Wyches are typically armed with one close combat weapon and a short ranged weapon. Usually knives and short swords are standard issue but they could also come equip with Razorflails, Shardnet, Impaler and Hydra Gauntlets.

Succubus

The Succubus or Succubi are the ruling elite of Wych Cults. Lelith Hesperax is the most famous example of the Succubi. They are not to be confused with the Incubi. Succubus is what happens when a Wych who is so good and so hawt climbs the brutal meritocracy of Commorragh's gladiatorial arenas. They are the most experience, graceful and attractive of the Wyches and are thus more likely to be treated with royalty than glorified strippers.

They are typically armed with wych weapons, haywire grenades and a blast pistol but can be further armed with a Venom Blade, Agoniser or an Electrocorrosive Whip. To be honest they are quite deadly in almost all types of weaponry.

Gallery

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  Contrary to Imperial propaganda, this is how most Guardsmen wish they want to die. In between the crotch of a half naked hot alien chick.
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  If her outfit won't make your cock go fully erect than she can do so physically, even when your dead.
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  Many Guardsmen has fallen from the vile xenos trickery.