Mordian Iron Guard

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A planet of soldiers wearing Commissar-level hats. Let that sink in for a second. Note the Dredd pattern frown.
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The Mordian Iron Guard are an army of the Imperial Guard, hailing from the planet of Mordian. They are renowned throughout the Imperium for being right hard bastards, never backing down and prepared to die to the last man as necessary.

They are also renowned for wearing spiffy dress uniforms, although they're not as classy as their equivalents in the Praetorian Guard.

Tactics

There are Imperial Guard regiments that rely on using well-planned strategies and combined arms tactics to overcome their foes. Then there are those that don't rely so much on strategy so much as throwing hordes of guardsmen into the fray, although said guardsmen are often some of the most badass motherfuckers in the entire galaxy.

The Mordian Iron Guard technically belong in the second category, but are so far around the curve that they start veering back into the first category. Rather than ride Chimeras or wear camouflage, Mordian guardsmen march into battle in brightly-coloured cloth uniforms and bearing equally flashy banners. They then form up into firing lines or squares and shoot at their enemies in volleys. They don't take cover and they never, ever retreat. While this is incredibly ballsy even by Imperial Guard balls-of-steel standards, it is also incredibly stupid because on the battlefields of the 41st millennium there are oh-so-many ways to wipe out massed formations of infantry out in the open; even Space Marines will take cover whenever they can.

Although a few sources note that this baffling lack of common sense causes their adversaries to underestimate them, it still doesn't really make up for employing infantry tactics that have been outdated since the American Civil War. That being said, the Mordians do have a few tricks up their sleeves, like heavy armour companies with over a dozen Baneblades each.

Regiments of the Imperial Guard
Armageddon Ork Hunters • Armageddon Steel Legion • Athonian Tunnel Rats • Attilan Rough Riders • Brontian Longknives • Cadian Shock Troops • Catachan Jungle Fighters • Death Korps of Krieg • Dieprian Mountain Men • Drookian Fen Guard • Elysian Drop Troops • Gilead Gravediggers • Harakoni Warhawks • Indigan Praefects • Kanak Skull Takers • Jopall Indentured Guard • Last Chancers • Maccabian Janissaries • Mordant Acid Dogs • Mordian Iron Guard • Necromundan Spiders • Phantine Air Corps • Phantine Skyborne • Praetorian Guard • Roane Deepers • Savlar Chem Dogs • Scintillan Fusiliers • Tallarn Desert Raiders • Tanith First (And Only) • Terrax Guard • Valhallan Ice Warriors • Vostroyan Firstborn • Ventrillian Nobles