Slaanesh Subjugator

And you thought the Lord of Skulls looked bad…

This article is about something that is considered by the overpowering majority of /tg/ to be fail. Expect huge amounts of derp and rage, punctuated by /tg/ extracting humor from it.

The Slaanesh Subjugator or Subjugator Titan is a Daemon Engine of Slaanesh. It is infamous for being one of the most stupidly designed Chaos vehicles which is a colossal feat on its own especially when you consider the pure stupid this thing must compete with. This is mainly due to the awkward motion of its combat claws, whose rigid articulation means it has the range of motion of an injured crossfitter in a straightjacket. You may ask what the problem is - Chaos isn't meant to make sense, after all. Well, that may be true, the problem stems from the simple fact that this thing is almost as big as a Titan. So this means that the claws are extremely limited and are only useful against other Titans, and even then there are much better CQC weapons available than fucking claws. Tl;dr the claws are fucking useless. And this is without getting into the fact on how stupid it looks, resembling more of a mutated chicken with painful non-rotating weapons that completely betray the aesthetics of fine beauty and elegance of Slaaneshi constructs.

Ranting aside, while the Subjugator may look ridiculous (in a bad way), it is not without a few perks. This giant walker is incredibly swift and is able to move quickly whilst still able to use its weapons meaning that it is one of the few super-heavies that can fire on the move rather than needing to stop. This construct is then armed with both titan-grade sonic weapons, as well as the psychically-powered Tormentor Cannons that unleash the energy within the walker to kill the victims with unbearable agony, leaving their bodies charred by the twisted energies. The stupid looking and impractical claws are called the Hellslicer Battle Claws. Oh yeah, and it is as tough as a Dreadnought, seriously you would think that something the size of a Titan could be expected to survive a Guardsmen chucking a Krak grenade at its crotch. So much for a Daemon Engine.

According to GeeDubs, the Subjugator is quote-unquote, "As hard as it is to believe, it is even more skilled in close combat". Yes, it is hard to believe. Maybe they shouldn't play themselves like this in the flavour text.

• Height: 19.5m

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  If you let Pin-Head build his own AT-ST you get this Beautiful Monster.

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	Space Station	Blackstone Fortress
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	Escorts	Escort
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