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[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Space Marines]]
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Night Lords
Battle Cry "We have come for you!" or "Ave Dominus Nox!"
Number VIII
Original Homeworld Nostramo
Current Homeworld Unknown
Primarch Konrad Curze
Champion Krieg Acerbus (Daemon Prince)
Strength Unknown
Specialty Stealth and terror tactics
Allegiance Depends on the warband.
Colours Blue black


The Night Lords Space Marine Legion consists of some of the more batshit-crazy emos, kind of like the Chaos version of the Raven Guard. They get off to catching their enemies, skinning them alive and crucifying them, all the while recording it for later. Battle cries include "We have come for you!" or "Ave Dominus Nox".

History

Masters of Ambush

Their Primarch called himself the Night Haunter (his IRL name was Konrad Curze). When Chaos abducted the infant Primarchs, they were scattered across the galaxy. Poor lil Konrad ended up on Nostramo, a world of perpetual darkness. And unlike the other Primarchs who were found by the inhabitants of that planet and taken care of, Konrad was left all alone to fend for himself, in a world where it's a dark, lawless land. So then when he grew up, he became like the Batman of the 41st millennium, where he punishes the corrupt and the evil. The only difference from Batman is that he does it in the most gruesome manner possible, such as by hanging the guilty person's disemboweled corpse for all to see or beating the person to literally an unrecognizable pulp, to the point the sewers were clogged with bodies. Strangely enough, this was actually considered an improvement. So yeah, he became a popular icon that the people of Nostramo basically fixed their shitty society as they fear that the "Night Haunter" will screw their asses to unimaginable levels, thus making him Vlad the Impaler IN SPACE!!!

They also have an unhealthy addiction to flying, lightning and Batman. Known to try to be some badass terrorist shit by scaring the hell out of civilians. They are also known for being giant fucking nutheads who are stupidly insane. Wherever the Night Lords strike, they leave corpses and signs of their assault on display and generally make it look like all the Segmentum's worst rock bands stayed in the area at the exact same time.

Despite being traitors they are not terribly fond of chaos and make little to no usage of daemons at all, so they're more of a renegade legion than a heretical one. Which makes them either very smart since they're less likely to go pants-on-head-retarded when accidentally possessed or extremely stupid since it's their only great advantage (other than experience from age, which they don't get since they don't hang out in the eye of terror so they'll still age normally) against the Imperium's slightly advancing technology. So whenever loyalists show up with assault cannons, stormbolters, cyclone missile launchers, land speeders, drop-pods, and hunter killer missiles they cry themselves to sleep. Or take it out by kicking the shit out of the local chapter of faggots. Accounts vary.

One day after looking at a planet for a bit, they decided to go fuck it up. They fucked up the communication centers, which sent out a tiny call of help order for pizza. They proceeded to send out copies of their earlier recorded cruxi-skinnin-fictions to everyone on the planet. They dropped bombs on the planets that made it constant night on the entire planet. It was so scary that 14% of the population died outright, a third killed themselves, and the rest were hunted down by the Night Lords. When the distress call finally got a response pizza finally arrived, the Night Lords were gone and it was still dark on the planet. Oh yeah, and not a single building had been damaged in the whole affair, which would not be the deal if those other guys were there.

Fun Facts

  • It is believed they're linked to Scary Marines
  • They are also the origins of the Raptor Units, the Chaos version of the Loyalist assault marines. Raptors are fail since Gav Thorpe decided that living longer than everyone else in the Eye of Terror meant that the only difference from loyalists is that renegade/heretics are not fearless The mere fact that you know that upon your death, your soul will be cockmongled by legions of daemons tend to make a few people less than willing to die, unlike the Imperium who thinks they'll just be chilling with the Emprah upon death.)
  • They are one of the few Astartes legions who actually think ambushing is a good idea, rather than standing in front of a gunline and charging it.
  • NANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
  • They stick bats in their helmets to help them fly.
  • Aaron Dembski-Bowden (AKA the newest edition to the Bald Brotherhood of Awesome 40K Writers) has made them fucking GREAT. 10th Company GETS SHIT DONE!
  • When the Word Bearers, Iron Warriors, the Alpha Legion, or Black Legion (the only four legions that really give two shits about Chaos Undivided, and even then the Iron Warriors aren't the biggest fans of it and the Alpha Legion are all closet loyalists) try to recruit them for their next great crusade for Chaos, the Night Lords tell them to piss off and send the messengers back in a box(or several).
  • They're probably lucky that those other legions are typically too busy to deal with probably the least threatening of the Chaos Space Marine Legions. They don't get Daemons, they don't get immunity to age due to hanging in "physics? lolwut?" land, they don't get warp dickery, and they get none of the new stuff that the loyalists have developed.
  • That's not to say that the Night Lords aren't pants shittingly terrifying. They know what they're good at, hit and run terrorist attacks, and they stick to it. They've had enough common sense to survive for so long despite having so many disadvantages compared to the other eight legions, so they're probably the most sensible bunch. Of course this is relative to chaos so by sensible we mean "will hang you with your small intestine to cause fear in the enemy" rather than "completely ignore the enemy army to attack a strategically worthless town to make sacrifices for the dark gods."

Gallery

Chapters of the Adeptus Astartes
First Founding
(M29)
Blood Angels • Dark Angels • Imperial Fists • Iron Hands • Raven Guard • Salamanders • Space Wolves • Ultramarines • White Scars
Second Founding
(021.M31)
Angels of Absolution • Angels Encarmine • Angels Porphyr • Angels of Redemption • Angels Sanguine • Angels of Vengeance • Angels Vermillion • Aurora Chapter • Black Consuls • Black Guard • Black Templars • Blood Drinkers • Brazen Claws • Crimson Fists • Destroyers • Doom Eagles • Eagle Warriors • Excoriators • Fists Exemplar • Flesh Tearers • Genesis Chapter • Inceptors • Iron Snakes • Libators • Lions Sable • Marauders • Mortifactors • Nemesis • Novamarines • Obsidian Glaives • Patriarchs of Ulixis • Purple Stars • Praetors of Orpheus • Rampagers • Raptors • Red Talons • Revilers • Silver Eagles • Silver Skulls • Soul Drinkers • Storm Lords • White Consuls • Wolf Brothers
Third to
Twelfth Founding
(M32-M35)
Astral Claws • Angels Penitent • Angels Revenant • Charnel Guard • Dark Paladins • Executioners • Flesh Eaters • Halo Brethren • Howling Griffons • Iron Knights • Mantis Warriors • Marines Malevolent • Night Swords • Sable Swords (initial) - Scythes of the Emperor • Space Sharks • Sons of Guilliman
Thirteenth Founding
(M35)
Death Spectres • Exorcists
Fourteenth to
Twentieth Founding
Angels of Fire • Avenging Sons • Celebrants
Twenty-First Founding
(991.M35)
Black Dragons • Blood Gorgons • Fire Hawks • Flame Falcons • Lamenters • Minotaurs • Sons of Antaeus • Tiger Claws
Twenty-Second to
Twenty-Sixth Founding
(M35-M41)
Angels of Vigilance • Angels Excelsis • Celestial Lions • Dark Hunters • Disciples of Caliban • Emperor's Spears • Fire Angels • Golden Sons • Hospitallers • Imperial Harbingers • Iron Lords • Knights of the Raven • Marines Errant • Mentors • Fire Claws/Relictors • Star Phantoms • Subjugators
Ultima Founding
(999.M41/000.M42 to 012.M42)
Angels of Defiance • Black Vipers • Blades of Vengeance • Castellans of the Rift • Covenant of Fire • Dark Krakens • Fulminators • Knights Cerulean • Knights of the Chalice • Knights of Thunder • Necropolis Hawks • Nemesors • Praetors of Ultramar • Prime Absolvers • Rift Stalkers • Silver Drakes • Silver Templars • Sons of the Phoenix • Storm Reapers • Umbral Knights • Unnumbered Sons • Valiant Blades • Void Tridents • Wolfspear
Unknown Founding Absolvers • Accipiters • Adulators • Angel Guard • Angels Eradicant • Angels of Retribution • Astral Knights • Blood Ravens • Blood Swords • Brazen Drakes • Bringers of Judgement • Brothers Penitent • Carmine Blades • Cowled Wardens • Crimson Castellans • Crimson Consuls • Crimson Scythes • Dark Hands • Dark Sons • Death Eagles • Doom Warriors • Emperor's Shadows • Fire Lords • Guardians of the Covenant • Graven Spectres • Hammers of Dorn • Harbingers • Hawk Lords • Invaders • Iron Crusaders • Iron Talons • Jade Dragons • Knights of Blood • Knights Unyielding • Marines Exemplar • The Nameless • Night Watch • Rainbow Warriors • Reclaimers • Red Hunters • Red Scorpions • Red Seraphs • Red Templars • Retributors • Sable Swords (refounded) • Shadow Wolves • Solar Hawks • Sons of Orar • Star Dragons • Stormwatchers • Storm Giants • Storm Wardens • Valedictors • Viper Legion • Vorpal Swords • White Templars • Storm Wings
Unsanctioned Founding Consecrators (founding unknown, but likely after 2nd Founding) • Sons of Medusa (separated from parent Chapters, ratified by edict) • Steel Confessors (de facto 22nd Founding, de jure ratified by edict) • Ashen Claws (separatist Raven Guard Legion exiles, nominal loyalists)
Others Astartes Praeses • Deathwatch • Grey Knights • Judged • Legion of the Damned