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[[file:Kanak.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Slap some Chaos Marauders and Catachan Troops together, file off the Chaos Stars and '''presto!''' you've got yourselves some Skull Takers. Don't forget some trophy skulls!]] | [[file:Kanak.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Slap some Chaos Marauders and Catachan Troops together, file off the Chaos Stars and '''presto!''' you've got yourselves some Skull Takers. Don't forget some trophy skulls!]] | ||
Its occupants are, as one would expect, tough as three day-old steak. They are barbaric, tattoo-covered maniacs who slaughter their enemies and take their heads in the name of | Its occupants are, as one would expect, tough as three day-old steak. They are barbaric, tattoo-covered maniacs who slaughter their enemies and take their heads in the name of khorne forming up the bulk of the crazy sons-of-bitches that make up the Kanak Skull Takers. | ||
The Imperial Guard (for better or worse) have taken it upon themselves to use the Kanakian's military service as a means to an end of civilising them, hoping that they will take back the more boring and "civilised" approach that such a duty entails back to their home planet, which is kind of a bit like "The Flintstones", but with more inter-tribal warfare and rape. | The Imperial Guard (for better or worse) have taken it upon themselves to use the Kanakian's military service as a means to an end of civilising them, hoping that they will take back the more boring and "civilised" approach that such a duty entails back to their home planet, which is kind of a bit like "The Flintstones", but with more inter-tribal warfare and rape. | ||
Revision as of 07:54, 24 March 2013
Kanak is a lovely little planet, wracked with boiling veins of molten-hot magma that will sear your skin off before you can say "convection".
Its occupants are, as one would expect, tough as three day-old steak. They are barbaric, tattoo-covered maniacs who slaughter their enemies and take their heads in the name of khorne forming up the bulk of the crazy sons-of-bitches that make up the Kanak Skull Takers.
The Imperial Guard (for better or worse) have taken it upon themselves to use the Kanakian's military service as a means to an end of civilising them, hoping that they will take back the more boring and "civilised" approach that such a duty entails back to their home planet, which is kind of a bit like "The Flintstones", but with more inter-tribal warfare and rape.
It is noted that the population are so far removed from the rest of the Imperium, that they very closely resemble Ogryn, doubtless meaning that they can discuss Shakespeare with the Platoon's friendly resident Ogryn Bone'Ead while eating pastries and complimenting each other's ritual scars and tattoos.
These guys hate heavy weaponry and vehicles, instead taking the manly approach and picking up the nearest axe and hitting something very hard in the neck with it. If they had to take a heavy weapon, it would be a Heavy Flamer, mostly because burning shit into dust is awesome in any language.
You probably shouldn't mention the 5th Edition Imperial Guard codex (and its subsequent removal of Regimental Doctrines like "Warrior Weapons", which allowed for an awesome melee Guard army) or they will be very sad.
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Take Chaos Marauder, bedeck in 'Guard bitz, repeat. Paint with warpaint.
