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[[File:Squat_bikes.jpg|280px|right|thumb|Squat Bikers are known to pick up [[Hot Chicks]] with their pimpin ride.]]
[[File:Squat_bikes.jpg|280px|right|thumb|Squat Bikers are known to pick up [[Hot Chicks]] with their pimpin ride.]]
The [[Squats]] felt left out after the [[Eldar]] get their nifty [[Jetbike|Jetbikes]], the [[Imperium]] get their snazzy [[Bike Squad|Assault Bikes]] and even the [[Orks]] get pimped-out [[Warbikers|Warbikes]]. Not to be undone, the Squats designed their own bike. [[Lord of the Rings|The one bike to rule them all.]] Thus, the Squat Bike was born. They also look like suped-up Harley Motorcycles, thus making them [[Awesome]].
The [[Squats]] felt left out after the [[Eldar]] get their nifty [[Jetbike|Jetbikes]], the [[Imperium]] get their snazzy [[Bike Squad|Assault Bikes]] and even the [[Orks]] get pimped-out [[Warbikers|Warbikes]]. Not to be outdone, the Squats designed their own bike. [[Lord of the Rings|The one bike to rule them all.]] Thus, the Squat Bike was born. They also look like suped-up Harley Motorcycles, thus making them [[Awesome]].


Squat Bikes were fast moving and armed for combat where they could use the speed they gain on their bikes to best advantage. The bikes were two wheelers and are generally well built but of a smaller scale than Space Marine Bikes. Often Squat Bikes had three wheels but were not the same as [[Squat Trike|Squat Trikes]].
Squat Bikes were fast moving and armed for combat where they could use the speed they gain on their bikes to best advantage. The bikes were two wheelers and are generally well built but of a smaller scale than Space Marine Bikes. Often Squat Bikes had three wheels but were not the same as [[Squat Trike|Squat Trikes]].

Revision as of 05:31, 4 May 2018

Squat Bikers are known to pick up Hot Chicks with their pimpin ride.

The Squats felt left out after the Eldar get their nifty Jetbikes, the Imperium get their snazzy Assault Bikes and even the Orks get pimped-out Warbikes. Not to be outdone, the Squats designed their own bike. The one bike to rule them all. Thus, the Squat Bike was born. They also look like suped-up Harley Motorcycles, thus making them Awesome.

Squat Bikes were fast moving and armed for combat where they could use the speed they gain on their bikes to best advantage. The bikes were two wheelers and are generally well built but of a smaller scale than Space Marine Bikes. Often Squat Bikes had three wheels but were not the same as Squat Trikes.

Overview

For 555 points, a Squat Bike is reasonable priced. As a squadron comes with one leader and 7 bikers and they had a wide array of technology at their disposal. The basic warrior came with two Laspistols but each member in the squad could be upgraded with a Needle Pistol, Laspistol, Auto-Pistol, Bolt Pistol, Hand Flamer, Plasma Pistol, Shuriken Pistol, pair of sawn off Shotguns or a Chainsword. They could also take any types of Grenade available to 1st Edition.

Forces of the Squats/Leagues
Command: Brôkhyr Iron-Master - Einhyr Champion - Guildmaster
Kâhl - Living Ancestor (Grimnyr) - Squat Warlord - Votann
Troops: Brôkhyr Thunderkyn - Brotherhood Heavy Weapons Team
COG - Commissar - Chthonian Beserks - Hearthguard
Hearthkyn Warrior - Hearthkyn Salvager - Ironkin
Mole Mortar Team - Tech Priest - Theyn
Vehicles: Cyclops War Machine - Colossus War Machine
Land Train - Leviathan - Magna-Coil Bike - Rhino
Squat Bike - Squat Trike - Tunneling Transport Vehicles
Hekaton Land Fortress - Sagitaur ATV
Flyers &
Bombers:
Iron Eagle Gyrocopter
Overlord Armoured Airship
Artillery: Heavy Quad-Launcher
Thunder-Fire Cannon
Heavy
Ordinance:
Goliath Mega-Cannon
Spacecraft: Automated Barge Drone - Automated Bombing Drone
Automated Fighting Drone