Abattoir

Touched by its noodley metallic appendage.

The Abattoir is a FUCK HUEG Necron vehicle and is arguably considered as the largest Necron land vehicle to date. Bigger then the Æonic Orb, Crypt Stalker and even the fucking Megalith. All shall shit bricks when this thing goes to town. The Abattoir is so fuckhueg that Imperial forces actually have mistaken it for a god damned Necron Building. In fact, a recent review of Imperial records now indicates that the Abattoir may have been encountered on six separate occasions before it was understood exactly what it was. If there ever was a Necron Titan, this would be the closest one would get without getting into Skub territory.

Overview

Uncle Abattoir. For when Papa Megalith is not around to take care of his kindred children.

Once called World Harvesters by the Eldar (and for good reason, because 'abattoir' means 'slaughterhouse')(one must wonder what the World Engine was actually called), Abattoirs are more building than vehicle, and have been responsible for the destruction of many worlds and civilizations. During ancient times these pyramid-sized constructs were used when slave races could not be transported to the temples of the C'tan to be sacrificed.

Unlike most Necron units and vehicles, the Abattoir does not have phasing capacities, instead it has to be brought to a world to be deployed on-site. This is generally done by a rapid-deployment ship like the Scythe Class Harvester. Once on the surface, it walks around, supported by tentacle-like limbs that are deployed from its capacitor sub-pyramids. This makes it look reminiscent to the Flying Spaghetti Monster which would be hilarious if it wasn't for the fact that this thing dwarfs a Megalith.

The Abattoir is the largest known Necron ground vehicle and is of similar displacement to a goddamned Imperial Warlord Titan in size and tonnage. Essentially a large floating city, it has recently been postulated by Imperial theorists that an Abattoir forms the hub of the wheel which is the Necron's teleportation network.

Like most Necron units, the Abattoir makes heavy use of Gauss weaponry, although its armaments are much stronger. An Abbatoir's weapons not only flay their victims where they stand, but also harvest their pain and fear at the moment of death, creating a stored source of sustenance for the captured C'tan to nibble upon like some sort of strange pet. In addition to these weapons, it carries massive swarms of Scarabs inside; normally used for maintenance purposes, they can also be deployed offensively.

There are no actual official Abattoir models, but that doesn't stop some people from making one.

Fanmade Rules

8th Edition

Name	M	WS	BS	S	T	W	A	Ld	Sv	Pts
Abattoir	*	*	*	18	18	200	6	10	2+	10000

Remaining W	M	WS	BS	Scarab Repair Swarm
160-200+	24”	5+	2+	6
120-159	20”	5+	2+	D6
80-119	16”	6+	3+	D3
40-79	12”	6+	3+	D3
1-39	8”	7+	4+	1

Weapon	Range	Type	S	AP	D	Abilities
Particle Collider (diffused)	32"	Heavy 2D6	8	-3	3	-
Particle Collider (Focused)	48"	Heavy 6	12	-4	D6	When rolling the damage on this weapon consider any result of 1, 2 or 3 like a 4 instead
Empowered Particle Collider (Diffused)	48"	Heavy 3D6	9	-4	4	-
Empowered Particle Collider (Focused)	72"	Macro 9	16	-6	9	-
Giant Tentacles	Melee	Melee	User	-4	6	Make 3 hit rolls for each attack assigned to this weapon.
Scarab Swarms	Melee	Melee	3	-	1	Make 20 hit rolls for each attack assigned to this weapon. This weapon hits on a 3+.

Abilities:

• Energy Containment Field:
  • This model has a 4+ invulnerability save. In addition if this model is reduced to 0 wounds, roll a D6 before removing it from the battlefield. On a 3+ the containment grid fails and explodes, each unit within 2D6" suffers D6 mortal wounds. On a 6 the energy stored inside the Abbatoir bursts out, shattering the ground and violating the vary fabric of reality, every unit within 2D6+6" suffers D6+3 mortal wounds.

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• Altar of Sacrifice:
  • Throughout the course of the battle keep track of how many models this model has slain (VEHICLES and MONSTERS count as 5 and TITANIC models count as 30) and consult the table below, each effect is not cumulative:
    • 0-50, Hungering God’s: The C’tan are thirsting for the suffering of mortals, and this desire is disrupting the workings of the Abattoir, subtract 1 from this models hit rolls, but add 2” to this models movement, advance and charge distances.
    • 51-100, Satisfied Thirst: The C’tan have had their hunger for the suffering of others at least particily satisfied, this model now knows two powers of the C’tan may cast one of them per turn.
    • 101-150,
    • 151-200,
    • 201+, Maximium Power: The C’tan have filled themselves to bursting with the souls of others, and now they are simply consuming because they know of nothing else.

• Grisly Sight:
  • Any non NECRON unit with line of sight to this model subtracts 2 from its leadership characteristic.

• Scarab Repair Swarm:
  • Consult the damage table, at the beginning of each of your turns this model heals that many previously lost wounds as shown by the damage table.

Gallery

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  Praise to be! The Metallic Spaghetti Monster!
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  A computer rendered Abattoir.
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  Size comparison between the Æonic Orb and the Abattoir.