Angels Porphyr
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| Angels Prophyr | ||
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| Battle Cry | Unknown | |
| Number | Unknown | |
| Founding | Second Founding | |
| Successors of | Unknown | |
| Successor Chapters | Unknown | |
| Chapter Master | Unknown | |
| Primarch | Unknown | |
| Homeworld | Unknown | |
| Strength | Unknown | |
| Specialty | Unknown | |
| Allegiance | Imperium of Man | |
| Colours | Blue and White | |
Another Chapter drawn up then dropped off the face of the world. These guys were made in M31, but from who no one knows. Beyond that, literally the only reason they're of interest is because they have THE EXACT SAME SCHEME AS THE EAGLE WARRIORS!
Campaigns[edit | edit source]
- The Death of the Witching Moon (013.M41) - The Forge Moon of Keziah, in the strategically vital Agathon System, had a surprise Halloween fun night with an eclipse which the population was driven into batshit madness and incessant murder in an endless night of horror and unsolicited trick-or-treating. The dread forces of the Tenebrae and the Company of Misery reigned as dark kings amid the nightmare, and the light of the "Witching Moon" that Keziah had become pretty much created a warp tainted hell for everything it illuminated (which was basically the entire star system).
- The first wave of Imperial attacks by the Astra Militarum, squadrons from Battlefleet Ultima and the Inquisition were didn't work out so well thanks to the whole "madness of the black light and the warp-fuelled savagery of the defenders" part of the problem. It was only by the unexpected arrival of the Charnel Guard Chapter (accompanied by a band of Sisters of Battle from the Order of the Black Sepulchre, who brought a relic by the name of the Book of Tears), that tens of billions of lives on Agathon Prime weren't wiped from existence, and the spooky radiance of the Witching Moon was stopped long enough for the Charnel Guard to lead a fresh assault.
- Further Adeptus Astartes reinforcements, including the Angels Porphyr, Storm Lords, Iron Hands and Adeptus Mechanicus Skitarii endured a brutal battle of tank and gunship clashes across the metal canyons in the moon's surface. Chamber-by-chamber, Zone Mortalis actions were purging Keziah of the shadow that has befallen it. The Heretic Astartes fucked some of the loyalist's shit up before they were driven into the Warp, and Keziah was given a good purging of life before it was given back to the hands of the Machine Cult for tech-exorcism and eventual reclamation.
- Third War for Armageddon (998.M41) - In 998.M41 the Angels Porphyr Chapter deployed 8 companies in the The Third War for Armageddon for Ork Warboss Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's second unsuccessful WAAAGH! against the hive world. Dreadnought Brother Damos led the defence of Ghattana, Armageddon's main water processing plant, He and seven other Dreadnoughts of the Angels Porphyr stood their ground against over one hundred Ork war machines which resulted in several hours of an orgy of screaming metal, dead orks and marines alike being flung around like meat nunchucks, and probably sodomy. They prevailed with the help of nine other Dreadnoughts from other Space Marine Chapters and managed to defend the plant from the Ork attacks. Of the seventeen Dreadnoughts, nine were destroyed (taking with them over 9,000 cumulative years of combat experience), but we gained about 34 hours of hot and heavy robotic love action and plenty of war material for imperial scholars to masturbate to.
Notable Personnel[edit | edit source]
- Brother Damos, Venerable Dreadnought - The only named character of the Angels Porphyr. He's an old git (around 3,000 Terran years old) and used to be one of the best Devastators in the Chapter, royally fucking up armour and taking names wherever he went. Damos became a Dreadnought after the Scouring of Hume, having learned the hard way that traitor Marauder Bombers plus a lack of cover is a recipe for rape. During the Third War for Armageddon, he led eight other Chapter Dreadnoughts against over 100 Ork Dreadnoughts and Killa Kans; despite the seemingly-insurmounatble odds, Damos managed to best them by basically goading the Orks into bumrushing the main gate, only to reveal nine more Dreadnoughts behind there, all armed to the teeth with a mix of Multi-Meltas, Heavy Bolters, and Power Claws. Though the Orks put up a hell of a fight, Damos and his brothers ultimately won out by exploiting the close quarters and the natural bottleneck of the Gate against them.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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I've seen this guy before, somewhere...
