Flamers of Tzeentch

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BAM! And your clothes are gone!

Not to be confused with the weapon we all know and love, the Flamer, or assholes on the Internet

Flamers (also known as the Pyrodaemons of Tzeentch, Keepers of the True Flame of Change, Candelabra Mutationi, Horror's fire obsessed older brother and Oh God I lost count on how many mouths this thing has!) are writhing Lesser Daemons of Tzeentch. Unit leaders are referred to as pyrocasters.

As you can imagine, Flamers are an amorphous blob of mouths, loosely humanoid in nature and filled to the brim with fire. While Horrors specialize in ranged combat and acting like a magical matryoshka doll, Flamers are close combat specialist meant to burn their enemies in Warp fire. Unlike conventional fire of course, the Warp fire from the Flamers are completely random; sometimes burning anything that they come in contact with to ashes in a multi-hued conflagration, sometimes turning them into frozen crystal, sometimes spraying surprised enemies with an iridescent cascade of sweet-tasting liquor and even aggressively mutating their enemies into an uncontrollable mass of flesh and tumors. Flamers move by bumping and hopping around, leaping into the air in a gravity-defying and comical fashion.

They have also been known to project gasses that dissolve all living tissues, leaving behind only empty armour and uniforms, while on other occasions, they have the exact opposite effect, leaving the enemy unscathed but naked, defenseless, and in an embarrassing hurry to get new clothes or armor; bonus points if the targets are Sisters, Howling Banshees, or Wyches. Don't cha know that my followers need some humor and the delight of naked chicks running and screaming while they desperately try to hide their privates! Just as Planned! KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKE! Ooooo! I never knew your daemons were so....cheeky...mind lending me some? ;) Fuck off Slaanesh, this is my wiki page, go bother Khorne or something!

These poor guys' obsession with flame has the side-effect of them getting exploited as a power source. The Thousand Sons sorcerers like to trap and force them into various type of Flamer-like weapons for their Rubric Marines, as it simplifies the logistics tremendously over the whole ammunition debacle as well as never having to actually switch the fuel canister.

Exalted Flamers

Exalted Flamers are amongst the most powerful of all the Flamers of Tzeentch and exude sorcery from every pore and wrinkle of their amorphous flesh. Unlike their lesser brethren, they are capable of independent thought and action, and are powerful enough to act upon their own if they wish. More often than not, however, they are found leading units of Flamers or Pink Horrors. Exalted Flamers are able to channel magical flame to a far greater extent than ordinary Flamers and Pyrocasters, and can conjure up great billowing sheets of Warp-magic, or hurl bolts of sorcerous change that make the very air sizzle with their passing.

Exalted Flamers of Tzeentch can be seen streaking through the skies of the Realm of Chaos atop Burning Chariots of Tzeentch, only occasionally deigning to appear otherwise, perhaps when robbed of their chariot by a conniving Herald of Tzeentch.

Daemonic Forces of Chaos
Gods Greater Daemons Lesser Daemons Daemonic Beasts Daemonic Steeds Cavalry of Chaos Chariots of Chaos
Bloodthirster Bloodletter Flesh Hound
Slaughterbrute
Juggernaut Bloodcrushers Blood Throne
Skull Cannon
Great Unclean One Plaguebearer
Nurgling
Beast of Nurgle
Plague Toads
Molluscoid
Battle Fly
Rot Fly
Plague Drones
Pox Riders
Palanquin of Nurgle
Keeper of Secrets Daemonette Fiends of Slaanesh Steeds of Slaanesh Seekers of Slaanesh Hellflayer Chariots
Seeker Chariots
Lord of Change Flamers of Tzeentch
Gaunt Summoners
Horror
Screamers
Mutalith Vortex Beast
Disc of Tzeentch Burning Chariots
Verminlord
K'daai Great Taurus
Lammasu
Bull Centaur
Daemon Prince Fury
Daemon Brute
Infernus Abomination
Chaos Beast
Chaos Hound
Forces of the Thousand Sons
Leaders: Chaos Champion - Lord of Tzeentch - Chaos Sorcerer
Daemon Prince - Exalted Sorcerers - Infernal Master
Troops: Chaos Spawn - Rubric Marines - Rubric Terminators
Great Crusade-era: Hidden Ones - Khenetai Occult
Numerologist - Scarab Occult
Legio
Cybernetica:
Castellax-Achea Class Battle-Automata
Walkers: Contemptor-Osiron Dreadnought - Helbrute
Vehicles: Chaos Dreadnought - Chaos Land Raider
Predator - Rhino - Vindicator
Spacecraft: Dreadclaw Assault Pod - Kharybdis
Daemon
Engines:
Silver Tower of Tzeentch - Forgefiend - The Auruntaur
Heldrake - Maulerfiend - Defiler - Aether Ray
Fire Lord - Doom Wing - Mirrorfiend
Daemons: Flamers of Tzeentch - Horror - Screamers of Tzeentch
Mutalith Vortex Beast
Auxiliaries: Cultists - Prospero Spireguard - Thrall Wizards
Tzaangors - Tzaangor Enlightened - Tzaangor Shaman
Tzaangor Skyfire
Allies: Chaos Daemons - Chaos Space Marines