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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
{{Infobox Deity
|Name = Murlynd
|Symbol = [[File:Murlynd03 HolySymbol.png|150px]]<br>Six pointed star with rounded ends
|Aliases = The White Paladin
|Alignment = Lawful good
|Divine Rank = Hero-God
|Pantheon = Oerth
|Portfolio = Magical technology
|Domains = Good, Knowledge, Law
|Home Plane = Land Beyond the Magic Mirror
|Worshippers = [[Paladin]]s,
|Favoured Weapon = ''[[Firearm|Firebrand]]'', longsword, crossbow
}}
{{topquote|Technology is an instrument of Justice so long as the hand that wields it is True.|Motto of the White [[Paladin]]s}}
{{topquote|The holiest man ever to slap iron. He killed for your sins.|Captain Murphy (Sealab 2021)}}
If you've been playing [[Dungeons and Dragons]] long enough you will eventually come upon that one chucklefuck who wants to have [[firearm]]s, or at least access to gunpowder. Most of the time the [[DM]] can just say no on the ground of there not being any gunpowder or the gods opposing it for some reason. But unfortunately for them one of ''Gygax's own friends'' was one such chucklefuck, and as such [[Greyhawk]] has produced a god that rather clashes with the tone of the others. His name is '''Murlynd''' and he is one of the most bizarre deities in Greyhawk.


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
Murlynd is a handsome man dressed in worn leather and wears a hat of an unknown style. His weapons of choice are a pair of hand-held weapons that emit powerful projectiles. His holy symbol is a six-pointed star with rounded tips. His holy text is a pulp novel describing his exploits when he was ''just'' an adventurer.  So in other words, he's a fucking wild west sheriff. In Greyhawk of all places. Whether this is awesome or fail really depends on who you ask, so just roll with it.


== CHANNELS ==
Murlynd is the hero-deity of magical technology. He was one of the members of the Company of Seven, a group of adventurers formed by [[Zagyg|Zagig Yragerne]] and included [[Iggwilv]] who later bretrayed the group and fucked off to go fuck demons. He was a paladin of [[Heironeous]], who eventually sponsored his ascension to demi-deity. He later traveled to the plane of [[Boot Hill]], where he obtained his signature weapons.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
Out of universe, he was a PC created by Don Kaye, a friend of [[Gary Gygax]] who helped him set up [[TSR]] and a big-time fan of Westerns who was the major creative force behind [[Boot Hill]]He was rolled-up in Gygax's kitchen during the second-ever session of ''D&D'', making him the first notable instance of a new player wanting to be a "special snowflake."  When Kaye died unexpectedly three years later, Gygax decided to pay homage to his friend by highlighting Murlynd, first as a unique character in the Greyhawk setting, and then as a god. Murlynd is also the first case of a player coming up with a name for his character, as the rest of Gygax's group gave their characters mutations of their own name (Gary -> Yrag).
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP sceneThese events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
==Domain==
As the god of magical technology Murlynd is very driven to discover and develop new technologies for the good of the common people. If they encounter inferior technology they will either try to upgrade it or create something better themselves. The discovering and building of weapons and technology is a virtue in the eyes of Murlynd, and technology too dangerous to be used is destroyed. Murlynd's [[cleric]]s often work together with those of [[Phaulkon]]'s to this latter goal.


== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==  
==Dwelling==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
Murlynd has a home in the Land Beyond the Magic Mirror, which is part of the plane of [[Dungeonland]], a classic [[AD&D]] adventure module. Note that this land shares a name with the follow-up module, The Land Beyond the Magic Mirror, but Murlynd does not appear in this module. The demiplane that he lives in is just under a mile in diameter, filled with thick temperate forests forming natural pathways. Those who hack their way through the forest will eventually find themselves back where they started. Murlynd's house can be accessed via a mirror in [[Castle Greyhawk]], located on the same level as Zagyg's Crypt.


* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
==Followers==
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)  
The [[gunslinger| clerics of Murlynd]] have a lot in common with those of Heironeous: they uphold the virtues of law and good, protect the weak and crusade against evil. Clerics dedicated to him will use their knowledge of technology to improve the lives of the common folk while the paladins dedicated to him (who are more like a sect of Heironeous than an independent faith) use the knowledge of technology granted by their god to destroy evil. They are often dressed in strange garb that they cobbled together themselves and wield ''firebrands'' [[firearm|hand-held devices that shoot metal balls at high speeds]].
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
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* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
Murlynd.jpg|Murlynd, the White Paladin
 
Murlynd Living Greyhawk Journal 3.jpg
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
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GRAND DAD IS LIFE
{{D&D-Greyhawk-Deities}}
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
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Latest revision as of 13:11, 22 June 2023

Murlynd

Six pointed star with rounded ends
Aliases The White Paladin
Alignment Lawful good
Divine Rank Hero-God
Pantheon Oerth
Portfolio Magical technology
Domains Good, Knowledge, Law
Home Plane Land Beyond the Magic Mirror
Worshippers Paladins,
Favoured Weapon Firebrand, longsword, crossbow

"Technology is an instrument of Justice so long as the hand that wields it is True."

– Motto of the White Paladins

"The holiest man ever to slap iron. He killed for your sins."

– Captain Murphy (Sealab 2021)

If you've been playing Dungeons and Dragons long enough you will eventually come upon that one chucklefuck who wants to have firearms, or at least access to gunpowder. Most of the time the DM can just say no on the ground of there not being any gunpowder or the gods opposing it for some reason. But unfortunately for them one of Gygax's own friends was one such chucklefuck, and as such Greyhawk has produced a god that rather clashes with the tone of the others. His name is Murlynd and he is one of the most bizarre deities in Greyhawk.

Murlynd is a handsome man dressed in worn leather and wears a hat of an unknown style. His weapons of choice are a pair of hand-held weapons that emit powerful projectiles. His holy symbol is a six-pointed star with rounded tips. His holy text is a pulp novel describing his exploits when he was just an adventurer. So in other words, he's a fucking wild west sheriff. In Greyhawk of all places. Whether this is awesome or fail really depends on who you ask, so just roll with it.

Murlynd is the hero-deity of magical technology. He was one of the members of the Company of Seven, a group of adventurers formed by Zagig Yragerne and included Iggwilv who later bretrayed the group and fucked off to go fuck demons. He was a paladin of Heironeous, who eventually sponsored his ascension to demi-deity. He later traveled to the plane of Boot Hill, where he obtained his signature weapons.

Out of universe, he was a PC created by Don Kaye, a friend of Gary Gygax who helped him set up TSR and a big-time fan of Westerns who was the major creative force behind Boot Hill. He was rolled-up in Gygax's kitchen during the second-ever session of D&D, making him the first notable instance of a new player wanting to be a "special snowflake." When Kaye died unexpectedly three years later, Gygax decided to pay homage to his friend by highlighting Murlynd, first as a unique character in the Greyhawk setting, and then as a god. Murlynd is also the first case of a player coming up with a name for his character, as the rest of Gygax's group gave their characters mutations of their own name (Gary -> Yrag).

Domain[edit | edit source]

As the god of magical technology Murlynd is very driven to discover and develop new technologies for the good of the common people. If they encounter inferior technology they will either try to upgrade it or create something better themselves. The discovering and building of weapons and technology is a virtue in the eyes of Murlynd, and technology too dangerous to be used is destroyed. Murlynd's clerics often work together with those of Phaulkon's to this latter goal.

Dwelling[edit | edit source]

Murlynd has a home in the Land Beyond the Magic Mirror, which is part of the plane of Dungeonland, a classic AD&D adventure module. Note that this land shares a name with the follow-up module, The Land Beyond the Magic Mirror, but Murlynd does not appear in this module. The demiplane that he lives in is just under a mile in diameter, filled with thick temperate forests forming natural pathways. Those who hack their way through the forest will eventually find themselves back where they started. Murlynd's house can be accessed via a mirror in Castle Greyhawk, located on the same level as Zagyg's Crypt.

Followers[edit | edit source]

The clerics of Murlynd have a lot in common with those of Heironeous: they uphold the virtues of law and good, protect the weak and crusade against evil. Clerics dedicated to him will use their knowledge of technology to improve the lives of the common folk while the paladins dedicated to him (who are more like a sect of Heironeous than an independent faith) use the knowledge of technology granted by their god to destroy evil. They are often dressed in strange garb that they cobbled together themselves and wield firebrands hand-held devices that shoot metal balls at high speeds.