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'''Mycetic Spores''' are the [[Tyranids]]' equivalent of [[Drop Pods]]. They could carry [[Carnifex]]es. Just think about that for a second. [[Deep Strike|Deepstriking]] Carnifexes. That's awesome, right? Apparently [[Games Workshop]] didn't think so, because they removed the Mycetic spores from the [[Warhammer 40,000 6th Edition|6th edition]] codex (or as it shall henceforth be known, "Nerf and the world Nerfs with you"). It is unknown why GW chose to do this, but it's probably because they're incompetent cocksections.
[[File:spore.jpg|right|thumb|300px]|The large number of ejaculating dick guns in the tyranid arsenal means that the addition of a vagina unit created much needed balance, and the Tyranids are after all, equal opportunity genital devourers and employers.]]
'''Mycetic Spores''' are the [[Tyranids]]' equivalent of [[Drop Pods]] with [[Tyranid_Bio-Weapons#Ripper Tentacles|Ripper Tentacles]]. They could carry [[Carnifex]]es. Just think about that for a second. [[Deep Strike|Deepstriking]] Carnifexes. That's awesome, right? Apparently [[Games Workshop]] didn't think so, because they removed the Mycetic spores from the [[Warhammer 40,000 6th Edition|6th edition]] codex (or as it shall henceforth be known, "Nerf and the world Nerfs with you"). The reasons why GW did this are discussed further below, but as it stands the Mycetic Spore has been retconned/replaced by the [[Tyrannocyte]]. There's also Microscopic Mycetic Spores, used to blanket a planet and help assimiliate bio materials during the final stages.


==The ChapterHouse Fiasco==
== The ChapterHouse Fiasco ==
[[File:spore.jpg|right|thumb|300px]|The large number of ejaculating dick guns in the tyranid arsenal means that the addition of a vagina unit created much needed balance]]
 
Before [[Warhammer 40,000 4th Edition|4th edition]] at the earliest, there was a company called [[ChapterHouse Studios]], who was responsible for making a whole ton of supplementary 40K stuff that GW was too fucking lazy to provide, like conversion kits for [[Tervigon]]s, shoulder pads for popular but less supported [[Space Marine Chapter]]s, and these babies. GeeDubs, being the greedy fucktards they are, got jealous that someone was trying to actually make things without having to go to to them for even more wallet milking. To this end, they decided to sue Chapter House for copying things they made.
Before 4th edition at the earliest, there was a company called [[ChapterHouse Studios]], who was responsible for making a whole ton of supplementary 40K stuff that GW was too fucking lazy to provide, like conversion kits for [[Tervigon]]s, shoulder pads for [[Sisters of Battle|popular but less supported]] [[Space Marine Chapter]]s, and these babies: actual Mycetic Spore models. GeeDubs, being the greedy fucktards they are, got jealous that someone was trying to actually make things without having to go to to them for even more wallet milking. To this end, in 2010 they decided to sue Chapter House for copying things they made.


In a shocking turn of events (shocking in that, bad as GeeDubs is, Chapter House was actually guilty with stuff like "Pre-Heresy Terminators"), Chapter House actually won the lawsuit, as GW was trying to sue for things they never made or depicted in art, and thus owned no rights to.
In a shocking turn of events (shocking in that, bad as GeeDubs is, Chapter House was actually guilty with stuff like "Pre-Heresy Terminators"), Chapter House actually won the lawsuit, as GW was trying to sue for things they never made or depicted in art, and thus owned no rights to.


For a while, they just let sleeping dogs lie, being unable to actually sue for things they never made, and being too lazy to try making their own spore pods. However, 6th edition finally rang the death bell for the pods, removing from the Tyranid Codex. And with it went the ability to actually get [[Zoanthrope]]s anywhere reliably and the aforementioned Fex-Striking. The final death knell rang later that year, as GeeDubs froze all of CHS' assets and ended the production of these spore pods.
For a while, GW let sleeping dogs lie, being unable to actually sue for things they never made, and being too lazy to try making their own spore pods. However, by 6th Edition GW had removed Mycetic Spores from the Tyranid Codex. With them went the ability to actually get [[Zoanthrope]]s anywhere reliably and the aforementioned Fex-Striking. However, GW never quite gave up their legal game, and the final death knell finally rang in 2014, as GeeDubs convinced a court to freeze all of CHS' assets, thus ending the production of these spore pods and all other disputed assets. Although CHS reopened briefly after this, as of this writing in 2021 their website appears to be quite, quite dead.
 
Good job crushing the little guy, GW, you giant turdnugget.
 
Still, if there is one good thing that's come of this, it's that GW has *finally* gotten off their ass and started to close major gaps in their miniature lines. We're talking about gaps that have languished unaddressed for ''decades'', up to and including releasing entire ''factions'' that had previously only been mentioned in fluff or in a handful of drawings from sourcebook art. Truly, we are living in a new era.
 
[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]
 
[[Category: Xenos]]
 
[[Category: Tyranid]]


==BUT WAIT==
[[Category: Megafauna]]
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The '''Tyrannocyte''' is a 'new' unit that fulfills the exact same purpose a mycetic spore but coming WITH a model this time, released not long after the [[Maleceptor]]/[[Toxicrene]] kit and accompanying White Dwarf rules.
[[File:Tyrannocytes.PNG|450px|thumbnail|left|It moves, it shoot!, but wait!! For it can transport!! Everything people liked about the Mycetic Spore packed into it and with awesome additions.]]
Even better than that, it's a drop pod that can MOVE (though rather slowly) and can fire FIVE Deathspitters (or Barbed Stranglers or Venom Cannons) at any nearby targets as long as they're within range/LOS.  It's also improved by making it even more accessible, as now instead of only being a transport for certain models, it's now open to everything, limiting only to units of 20 models or one Monstrous Creature.


Course, though this sounds like every Nid Player's wet dream, the bigger score comes from the other models the kit can make: A spore mine that can hit flyers AND a living fortification that can fire five guns and a bunch of other fun rules to make area denial a thing without needing Gaunts everywhere.
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Latest revision as of 13:11, 22 June 2023

The large number of ejaculating dick guns in the tyranid arsenal means that the addition of a vagina unit created much needed balance, and the Tyranids are after all, equal opportunity genital devourers and employers.

Mycetic Spores are the Tyranids' equivalent of Drop Pods with Ripper Tentacles. They could carry Carnifexes. Just think about that for a second. Deepstriking Carnifexes. That's awesome, right? Apparently Games Workshop didn't think so, because they removed the Mycetic spores from the 6th edition codex (or as it shall henceforth be known, "Nerf and the world Nerfs with you"). The reasons why GW did this are discussed further below, but as it stands the Mycetic Spore has been retconned/replaced by the Tyrannocyte. There's also Microscopic Mycetic Spores, used to blanket a planet and help assimiliate bio materials during the final stages.

The ChapterHouse Fiasco[edit | edit source]

Before 4th edition at the earliest, there was a company called ChapterHouse Studios, who was responsible for making a whole ton of supplementary 40K stuff that GW was too fucking lazy to provide, like conversion kits for Tervigons, shoulder pads for popular but less supported Space Marine Chapters, and these babies: actual Mycetic Spore models. GeeDubs, being the greedy fucktards they are, got jealous that someone was trying to actually make things without having to go to to them for even more wallet milking. To this end, in 2010 they decided to sue Chapter House for copying things they made.

In a shocking turn of events (shocking in that, bad as GeeDubs is, Chapter House was actually guilty with stuff like "Pre-Heresy Terminators"), Chapter House actually won the lawsuit, as GW was trying to sue for things they never made or depicted in art, and thus owned no rights to.

For a while, GW let sleeping dogs lie, being unable to actually sue for things they never made, and being too lazy to try making their own spore pods. However, by 6th Edition GW had removed Mycetic Spores from the Tyranid Codex. With them went the ability to actually get Zoanthropes anywhere reliably and the aforementioned Fex-Striking. However, GW never quite gave up their legal game, and the final death knell finally rang in 2014, as GeeDubs convinced a court to freeze all of CHS' assets, thus ending the production of these spore pods and all other disputed assets. Although CHS reopened briefly after this, as of this writing in 2021 their website appears to be quite, quite dead.

Good job crushing the little guy, GW, you giant turdnugget.

Still, if there is one good thing that's come of this, it's that GW has *finally* gotten off their ass and started to close major gaps in their miniature lines. We're talking about gaps that have languished unaddressed for decades, up to and including releasing entire factions that had previously only been mentioned in fluff or in a handful of drawings from sourcebook art. Truly, we are living in a new era.

Tyrannic Bio-Organisms
Leader Organisms: Broodlord - Hive Tyrant - Neurotyrant - Norn Queen - Tyranid Warrior
Small Creatures: Barbgaunt - Gargoyle - Genestealer - Hormagaunt
Neurogaunt - Ripper - Spinegaunt - Termagant
Medium Size
Creatures:
Biovore - Hive Guard - Lictor - Neurothrope - Parasite of Mortrex - Pyrovore
Ravener - Tyrant Guard - Venomthrope - Von Ryan's Leaper - Zoanthrope
Monstrous Creatures: Carnifex (Screamer-Killer - Stone Crusher - Thornback) - Dimachaeron
Exocrine - Haruspex - Malanthrope - Maleceptor - Mawloc
Psychophage - Tervigon - Toxicrene - Trygon - Tyrannofex
Gargantuan Creatures: Cerebore - Dactylis - Hierodule - Malefactor - Nautiloid - Viragon
Flying Creatures: Harpy - Harridan - Hive Crone - Mucolid Spore
Bio-Titans: Dominatrix - Hierophant - Hydraphant - Viciator
Floral Structures: Capillary Tower - Reclamation Pool
Spaceborne Creatures: Ether-Swimming Brood - Mycetic Spore - Tyrannocyte
Other Organisms: Bio-Weapons - Cortex Leech - Meiotic Spore - Neurocyte
Neuroloid - Spore Mine - Sporocyst - Zoats
Unique Creatures: Deathleaper - Laius Horror - Old One-Eye - The Red Terror - Swarmlord
Auxiliaries: Genestealer Cult