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[[File:Harridan2.jpg|380px|thumb|right|<s>That Ork is about to have a bad day</s> Nope, he would most likely try to loot it, and mostly succeed in doing it too...]]
[[File:Harridan2.jpg|380px|thumb|right|<s>That Ork is about to have a bad day</s> Nope, he would most likely try to loot it, and mostly succeed in doing it too...]]
Harridans are one type of the fuck huge [[Tyranid]] Bio-Titans. Harridans however, are fuck huge Bio-Titans with wings. Because they're mostly airborne their legs have been reduced to stumps, and for some reason the moment they land is like a death sentence since they cannot take-off again... [[What|Yes, despite having EXBOXHUGE Wings they still have the same weakness as ordinary boring albatross birds.]] The Hivemind is still trying to [[Derp|fix this absurd problem]] (Master of genetics and evolution my ass, pffft).
Harridans are one type of the fuck huge [[Tyranid]] Bio-Titans. Harridans however, are fuck huge Bio-Titans with wings. Because they're mostly airborne their legs have been reduced to stumps, and for some reason the moment they land is like a death sentence since they cannot take-off again... [[What|Yes, despite having EXBOXHUGE Wings they still have the same weakness as ordinary boring albatross birds.]] Whether this is an absurd [[Derp]] that the Hive Mind greatly needs to fix, or whether this is just maximum efficiency (most Harridans don't hit the ground until they're already dead) is up for debate.


They're basically a fucking insect dragon IN SPHESS!
They're basically a fucking insect dragon IN SPHESS!

Revision as of 07:37, 11 November 2014

That Ork is about to have a bad day Nope, he would most likely try to loot it, and mostly succeed in doing it too...

Harridans are one type of the fuck huge Tyranid Bio-Titans. Harridans however, are fuck huge Bio-Titans with wings. Because they're mostly airborne their legs have been reduced to stumps, and for some reason the moment they land is like a death sentence since they cannot take-off again... Yes, despite having EXBOXHUGE Wings they still have the same weakness as ordinary boring albatross birds. Whether this is an absurd Derp that the Hive Mind greatly needs to fix, or whether this is just maximum efficiency (most Harridans don't hit the ground until they're already dead) is up for debate.

They're basically a fucking insect dragon IN SPHESS!

Tyrannic Bio-Organisms
Leader Organisms: Broodlord - Hive Tyrant - Neurotyrant - Norn Queen - Tyranid Warrior
Small Creatures: Barbgaunt - Gargoyle - Genestealer - Hormagaunt
Neurogaunt - Ripper - Spinegaunt - Termagant
Medium Size
Creatures:
Biovore - Hive Guard - Lictor - Neurothrope - Parasite of Mortrex - Pyrovore
Ravener - Tyrant Guard - Venomthrope - Von Ryan's Leaper - Zoanthrope
Monstrous Creatures: Carnifex (Screamer-Killer - Stone Crusher - Thornback) - Dimachaeron
Exocrine - Haruspex - Malanthrope - Maleceptor - Mawloc
Psychophage - Tervigon - Toxicrene - Trygon - Tyrannofex
Gargantuan Creatures: Cerebore - Dactylis - Hierodule - Malefactor - Nautiloid - Viragon
Flying Creatures: Harpy - Harridan - Hive Crone - Mucolid Spore
Bio-Titans: Dominatrix - Hierophant - Hydraphant - Viciator
Floral Structures: Capillary Tower - Reclamation Pool
Spaceborne Creatures: Ether-Swimming Brood - Mycetic Spore - Tyrannocyte
Other Organisms: Bio-Weapons - Cortex Leech - Meiotic Spore - Neurocyte
Neuroloid - Spore Mine - Sporocyst - Zoats
Unique Creatures: Deathleaper - Laius Horror - Old One-Eye - The Red Terror - Swarmlord
Auxiliaries: Genestealer Cult
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