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|Portfolio = Jealousy, Revenge, Theft | |Portfolio = Jealousy, Revenge, Theft | ||
|Domains = Chaos, Luck, Trickery | |Domains = Chaos, Luck, Trickery | ||
|Home Plane = House of Locks ([[Limbo]]), House of the Bitter Hand ([[Pandemonium]]) | |Home Plane = ''House of Locks'' ([[Limbo]]), ''House of the Bitter Hand'' ([[Pandemonium]]) | ||
|Worshippers = [[Thief|Thieves]], Opportunists, | |Worshippers = [[Thief|Thieves]], Opportunists, | ||
|Favoured Weapon = Shortsword | |Favoured Weapon = Shortsword | ||
Revision as of 17:47, 11 May 2018
| Kurell | ||
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| A grasping hand holding a broken coin | ||
| Alignment | Chaotic Neutral | |
| Divine Rank | Lesser God | |
| Pantheon | Oerth (Oeridian) | |
| Portfolio | Jealousy, Revenge, Theft | |
| Domains | Chaos, Luck, Trickery | |
| Home Plane | House of Locks (Limbo), House of the Bitter Hand (Pandemonium) | |
| Worshippers | Thieves, Opportunists, | |
| Favoured Weapon | Shortsword | |
Kurell the Bitter Hand, is an Oeridian god of thieves. Unlike Olidammara, who is the patron of wrascally wrogues, Kurell is the god of dickhole thieves. A long time ago, Kurell was a real ladies' god, and Atroa was all over him, but then he went after Sotillion, who was Zilchus' girl, and he lost everything: Atroa's affections, Sotillion, and Zilchus, his brother. Now Kurell is the god of revenge and jealousy.
This being D&D, the others would forgive him if he just apologized, but he never will.
Desires must be seized, for experiencing the act of taking brings joy. Suffering must be avenged, for only retribution alleviates loss. Those that have wealth do not deserve it, nor the power and luck who brought them to where they are, and for that they should be scorned. You must take what is rightfully yours when the time is right or forever be shackled to misery, poverty, and nothingness.