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This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned [[Genestealers]], [[Squats]], Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way. | This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned [[Genestealers]], [[Squats]], Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way. | ||
==Gallery== | == Gallery == | ||
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Image:DSC08549.jpg|Untainted beauty. gaze upon its magnificence. | Image:DSC08549.jpg|Untainted beauty. gaze upon its magnificence. | ||
Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one. | Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]] | |||
[[Category: Xenos]] | |||
[[Category: Tyranid]] | |||
[[Category: Megafauna]] | |||
{{Tyranids-Creatures}} | {{Tyranids-Creatures}} | ||
Revision as of 15:26, 29 August 2020
Malefactors were a form of archaic Tyranid transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes.
The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.
This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned Genestealers, Squats, Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way.
Gallery
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Untainted beauty. gaze upon its magnificence. -
The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one.
