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{{Topquote|With its reinforced chassis and brutal short-range firepower, the Legion Arquitor Bombard is called upon to break the most stubborn enemy fortifications or annihilate massed troops and armour. Deployed alongside infantry squads, the Space Marines know that these artillery pieces will see them through the most ferocious of firefights.|GeeDubs description.}}
{{Topquote|With its reinforced chassis and brutal short-range firepower, the Legion Arquitor Bombard is called upon to break the most stubborn enemy fortifications or annihilate massed troops and armour. Deployed alongside infantry squads, the Space Marines know that these artillery pieces will see them through the most ferocious of firefights.|GeeDubs description.}}


The Legion Arquitor Bombard is a new and [[Lofn|smol]] artillery tank used by the [[Space Marines|SPESS MEHREEN LEGIONS]] of yore during the [[Great Crusade]] and [[Horus Heresy]]. These are one of the smallest ground vehicles that can be driven by a Space Marine, seriously, just look at the size of ''that'' cockpit, that thing ain't a tank, its a [[Loli|''tankette''.]] Still, despite its puny size, it more than overcompensates for its stature by carrying a big fucking Graviton gun.
The Legion Arquitor Bombard is a new artillery tank used by the [[Space Marines|SPESS MEHREEN LEGIONS]] of yore during the [[Great Crusade]] and [[Horus Heresy]].
[[File:Arquitor-Bombard-2.jpg|320px|left|thumb|The back of the Legion Arquitor Bombard, a vehicle that is 50% gun. One must wonder just where the fuck it stores its engines.]]
[[File:Arquitor-Bombard-2.jpg|320px|left|thumb|The back of the Legion Arquitor Bombard, a vehicle that is 50% gun. One must wonder just where the fuck it stores its engines.]]
==Overview==
==Overview==


<s>With its small size,</s> get real this this thing is actually a backward Sicaran, not a backwards Saber; the Legion Arquitor Bombard could only mount weapons as big as it is, as such, the range of these weapons are cut pitifully short, especially for a dedicated artillery piece. Fortunately, the weapon that the Arquitor is armed is the aforementioned graviton beat stick.
The Arquitor is obviously based on the chassis of the [[Sicaran Battle Tank]], except turned backwards and stripped of much of its armour so it could mount guns as big as it is. Because it's hauling around such colossal weaponry, it loses a lot of speed, which was the main advantage of the Sicaran chassis (although it may partially be due to moving backwards). The range of these weapons are pitifully short for a dedicated artillery piece, but they pack a serious punch.


The [[Grav-Weaponry#Graviton-Charge Cannon|graviton-charge cannon]] is the primary weapon of this little artillery tank. It is used to crush enemy fortifications and the occasional tank in times of heavily drawn-out sieges. Seeing as how graviton and other grav weapons are for more effective against objects that are extra [[NSFW|THICC]] such as vehicles, super heavies and TEQs, blasting a graviton wave against a giant wall seems to be the next logical conclusion. Walls have to be big y'all to be truly effective, so it makes sense to use the wall's very own size and weight against it; stressing the foundations until the wall itself could no longer take the amplified weight before crumbling down like the Berlin Wall.
Its [[Graviton-Charge Cannon|graviton-charge cannon]] is the first of its three weapon options. The cannon can lob blobs of weaponized gravity in an arc, making it one of the most potentially trolltastic weapons ever used by the Imperium. However, the sheer amount of power required to fire the thing meant that it had shitty range. Even so, it could crush enemy fortifications and crumple tanks like tinfoil, making it a brutally effective siege weapon. Seeing as how graviton and other grav weapons are far more effective against objects that are extra [[NSFW|THICC]] such as vehicles, super heavies and TEQs, blasting a graviton wave against a giant wall seems to be the next logical conclusion. Walls have to be big y'all to be truly effective, so it makes sense to use the wall's very own size and weight against it; stressing the foundations until the wall itself could no longer take the amplified weight before crumbling down like the Berlin Wall. In classic FW fashion they previewed this option first before actually releasing it out of the blue with a totally different weapon option — the unfortunately named [[Spicula Rocket System]].


Unfortunately, the short range kind of makes this baby Basilisk a bit too risk-heavy and, given how rare and expensive [[Grav-Weaponry]] are, present day Space Marine Chapters which still house these artillery pieces are quite hesitant at rolling them out in the battlefield. The vehicle is mounted with two heavy bolter sponsons as secondary weapons, but these are a last resort and they ain't gonna do much when a [[Dreadnought]] is gonna march right up to that poor little [[Shota]] of a vehicle before uttering [[Rape|"Ara ara!".]]
The Spicula rockets are an MLRS system used to clear out infantry formations, as opposed to the fortress-cracking graviton cannon or the Morbus Bombard. In design and conception they look a bit like the [[Exorcist]]s fielded by the [[Adepta Sororitas]], though of course in-universe they predate those vehicles by several millennia.  


The [[Morbus Heavy Bombard]] is a big fuck-off cannon able to wreck even the most heavily armoured of enemies. It can shoot what are essentially Demolisher cannon shells, or poisonous, acidic and overall nasty Carcass shells that melt infantry into a goo (sometimes literally) and horrify the survivors into hunkering down. Apparently, old Morty was impressed, because its cannon looks just like the one on his [[Plagueburst Crawler]] daemon engines.


Unfortunately, the short range of its primary weapon options kind of makes this baby Minotaur a bit too risky to field, given how rare and expensive [[Grav-Weaponry]] is in the 41st Millennium. Present day Space Marine Chapters who still own these artillery pieces are therefore quite hesitant about rolling them out on the battlefield. The vehicle can carry either two sponson-mounted heavy bolters or [[Autocannon]]s as secondary weapons, but those don't really matter much, since they can't hit shit while the main gun is shooting, as all three options of main guns have killer recoil.
==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:SRS.JPG|Legion Arquitor Bombard with Spicula Rocket System. Sadly the rockets aren't fired by a Space Marine unleashing epic keyboard solos.
Image:232a94d2.jpg|Legion Arquitor Bombard with Morbus Heavy Bombard. [[Meme|It's Morbin' time]].
</gallery>
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Latest revision as of 11:51, 21 June 2023

Its like the vehicular version of those Shotas with a ginormous Dick.

"With its reinforced chassis and brutal short-range firepower, the Legion Arquitor Bombard is called upon to break the most stubborn enemy fortifications or annihilate massed troops and armour. Deployed alongside infantry squads, the Space Marines know that these artillery pieces will see them through the most ferocious of firefights."

– GeeDubs description.

The Legion Arquitor Bombard is a new artillery tank used by the SPESS MEHREEN LEGIONS of yore during the Great Crusade and Horus Heresy.

The back of the Legion Arquitor Bombard, a vehicle that is 50% gun. One must wonder just where the fuck it stores its engines.

Overview[edit]

The Arquitor is obviously based on the chassis of the Sicaran Battle Tank, except turned backwards and stripped of much of its armour so it could mount guns as big as it is. Because it's hauling around such colossal weaponry, it loses a lot of speed, which was the main advantage of the Sicaran chassis (although it may partially be due to moving backwards). The range of these weapons are pitifully short for a dedicated artillery piece, but they pack a serious punch.

Its graviton-charge cannon is the first of its three weapon options. The cannon can lob blobs of weaponized gravity in an arc, making it one of the most potentially trolltastic weapons ever used by the Imperium. However, the sheer amount of power required to fire the thing meant that it had shitty range. Even so, it could crush enemy fortifications and crumple tanks like tinfoil, making it a brutally effective siege weapon. Seeing as how graviton and other grav weapons are far more effective against objects that are extra THICC such as vehicles, super heavies and TEQs, blasting a graviton wave against a giant wall seems to be the next logical conclusion. Walls have to be big y'all to be truly effective, so it makes sense to use the wall's very own size and weight against it; stressing the foundations until the wall itself could no longer take the amplified weight before crumbling down like the Berlin Wall. In classic FW fashion they previewed this option first before actually releasing it out of the blue with a totally different weapon option — the unfortunately named Spicula Rocket System.

The Spicula rockets are an MLRS system used to clear out infantry formations, as opposed to the fortress-cracking graviton cannon or the Morbus Bombard. In design and conception they look a bit like the Exorcists fielded by the Adepta Sororitas, though of course in-universe they predate those vehicles by several millennia.

The Morbus Heavy Bombard is a big fuck-off cannon able to wreck even the most heavily armoured of enemies. It can shoot what are essentially Demolisher cannon shells, or poisonous, acidic and overall nasty Carcass shells that melt infantry into a goo (sometimes literally) and horrify the survivors into hunkering down. Apparently, old Morty was impressed, because its cannon looks just like the one on his Plagueburst Crawler daemon engines.

Unfortunately, the short range of its primary weapon options kind of makes this baby Minotaur a bit too risky to field, given how rare and expensive Grav-Weaponry is in the 41st Millennium. Present day Space Marine Chapters who still own these artillery pieces are therefore quite hesitant about rolling them out on the battlefield. The vehicle can carry either two sponson-mounted heavy bolters or Autocannons as secondary weapons, but those don't really matter much, since they can't hit shit while the main gun is shooting, as all three options of main guns have killer recoil.

Gallery[edit]

Forces of the Codex Compliant Astartes
Command: Apothecary - Brother-Captain - Brother-Sergeant - Chaplain - Chapter Master
Command Squad - Honour Guard - Librarian - Techmarine
Troops: Assault Squad - Centurion Squad - Chapter Serf - CATs - Devastator Squad
Scout Squad - Servo-skull (Data Skull - Skull Probe) - Tactical Squad
Terminator Squad - Veteran Squad
Great Crusade-era: Breacher Siege Squad - Consul - Despoiler Squad - Destroyer Squad
Legiones Decurion - Legion Herald - Legion Outrider Squad - Legion Vigilator
Moritat - Master of the Signal - Praetor - Reconnaissance Squad - Seeker Squad
Sky Hunter Squad - Tactical Support Squad - Inductii
Structures: Castellum Stronghold
Walkers: Dreadnought (Castraferrum - Contemptor - Deredeo - Leviathan)
Transports: Land Raider - Mastodon Heavy Assault Transport - Razorback Transport
Rhino Transport - Spartan Assault Tank - Termite
Vehicles: Bike Squad - Javelin Attack Speeder - Jetbike - Kratos Heavy Assault Tank
Land Speeder - Predator Tank - Sabre Tank Hunter - Sicaran Battle Tank
Vindicator
Ordnance: Hunter - Legion Arquitor Bombard - Rapier Armoured Carrier - Stalker
Thunderfire Cannon - Whirlwind
Flyers: Caestus Assault Ram - Fire Raptor - Orgus Flyer - Storm Eagle - Stormbird
Stormhawk - Stormraven - Stormtalon - Thunderhawk - Xiphon Interceptor
Superheavy Tanks: Cerberus Heavy Tank Destroyer - Fellblade Super-Heavy Tank
Typhon Heavy Siege Tank
Spacecraft: Boarding Torpedo - Drop Pod - Space Marine Landing Craft
Allied Space Marines: Fallen Angel - Primaris Marine - Blood Angels - Dark Angels
Deathwatch - Grey Knights - Space Wolves - Black Templars
Forces of the Iron Warriors
Leaders: Chaos Lord - Chaos Champion - Lord Discordant
Sorcerer - Warsmith - Warpsmiths
Troops: Chaos Chosen - Chaos Raptors - Chaos Space Marine Squad
Chaos Terminators - Cultist - Havocs - Mutilators - Obliterators
Tech-Assassin - Heretek
Great Crusade-era: Breacher Siege Squad - Iron Havocs
Tyranthikos - Tyrant Siege Terminator
Structures: Castellum Stronghold
Legio
Cybernetica:
Domitar-Ferrum Class Battle-Automata
Walkers: Chaos Dreadnought (Hellforged Deredeo Dreadnought
Hellforged Leviathan Dreadnought
) - Helbrute
Vehicles: Bike Squad - Chaos Land Raider - Chaos Predator
Chaos Rhino (Castellan Rhino) - Chaos Vindicator
Infernal Relic Predator
Ordnance: Legion Arquitor Bombard - Legion Basilisk
Legion-pattern Medusa Siege Gun
Flyers: Harbinger - Hell Blade - Hell Talon
Storm Eagle - Stormbird - Thunderhawk
Superheavy Tanks: Typhon Heavy Siege Tank
Special Vehicles: Tormentor
Daemon Engines: Decimator - Defiler - Forgefiend - Heldrake
Maulerfiend - Venomcrawler - Helstalker
Allies: Chaos Space Marines
Forces of the Imperial Fists
Command: Apothecary - Brother-Captain - Brother-Sergeant
Chaplain - Chapter Master - Command Squad
Huscarls - Librarian - Techmarine
Troops: Assault Squad - Centurion Squad - Chapter Serf - Devastator Squad
Scout Squad - Tactical Squad - Terminator Squad - Veteran Squad
Great Crusade-era: Breacher Siege Squad - Templar Brethrens - Phalanx Warders
Structures: Castellum Stronghold
Walkers: Dreadnought (Castraferrum - Contemptor - Deredeo - Leviathan)
Vehicles: Bike Squad - Imperial Jetbike - Javelin Attack Speeder
Land Raider (Land Raider Achilles) - Land Speeder - Predator Tank
Razorback Transport - Rhino Transport - Vindicator
Ordnance: Hunter Multi-Launcher Vehicle - Legion Arquitor Bombard
Rapier Armoured Carrier - Stalker - Thunderfire Cannon
Whirlwind
Flyers: Caestus Assault Ram - Storm Eagle - Stormhawk
Stormtalon - Stormraven - Thunderhawk
Special Vehicles: Ætos Dios
Spacecraft: Drop Pod - Boarding Torpedo - Space Marine Landing Craft
Allies: Fallen Angels - Space Marines - Primaris Marines
Forces of the Iron Hands
Command: Apothecary - Brother-Captain - Brother-Sergeant - Chaplain
Command Squad - Iron Father - Librarian - Techmarine
Troops: Assault Squad - Centurion Squad - Chapter Serf - CATs - Devastator Squad
Scout Squad - Tactical Squad - Terminator Squad - Veteran Squad
Great Crusade-era: Breacher Siege Squad - Morlocks - Gorgon Terminators - Medusan Immortals
Walkers: Dreadnought (Castraferrum - Contemptor - Deredeo - Leviathan)
Vehicles: Bike Squad - Imperial Jetbike - Javelin Attack Speeder
Land Raider - Land Speeder - Predator Tank
Razorback Transport - Rhino Transport - Sabre Strike Tank
Sicaran Battle Tank - Vindicator
Ordnance: Hunter Multi-Launcher Vehicle - Legion Arquitor Bombard
Stalker - Thunderfire Cannon - Whirlwind
Flyers: Storm Eagle - Stormhawk - Stormtalon - Stormraven - Thunderhawk
Superheavy Vehicles: Cerberus Heavy Tank Destroyer - Fellblade - Land-Behemoth
Spacecraft: Drop Pod - Boarding Torpedo - Space Marine Landing Craft
Allies: Adeptus Mechanicus - Fallen Angels - Space Marines - Primaris Marines
Forces of the Night Lords
Leaders Chaos LordChaos ChampionDaemon PrinceMaster of ExecutionWarpsmiths
Troops Chaos ChosenChaos RaptorsChaos Space Marine SquadCultistHavocsWarp Talons
Great Crusade-era AtramentarsNight RaptorTerror SquadReaversContekars
Vehicles Arquitor BombardBike SquadChaos Land RaiderChaos PredatorChaos Rhino
Flyers Storm EagleThunderhawk
Superheavy Tanks Fellblade
Allies Chaos Space Marines
Vehicles of the Imperium of Man
Walkers Brutalis Dreadnought - Contemptor-Galatus Dreadnought - Contemptor-Incaendius Dreadnought
Death Company Dreadnought - Deathwatch Dreadnought - Dreadnought - Nemesis Dreadknight
Doomglaive Dreadnought - Furioso Dreadnought - Ironstrider Ballistarius - Invictor Tactical Warsuit
Librarian Dreadnought - Mortifier - Mortis Dreadnought - Onager Dunecrawler - Penitent Engine
Redemptor Dreadnought - Sentinel - Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought - Sydonian Dragoon
Telemon Heavy Dreadnought - Throne of Judgement - Wulfen Dreadnought - Paragon Warsuit
Arachni-rig - Ballistus Dreadnought - Eldthursar - Hrimthursar - Ridge Walker
Unmanned
Robots
Auto-Gurney - Ambot - Castellan-class robot - Cataphract-class robot - Colossus-class robot
Conqueror-class robot - Crusader-class robot - Cyclops Demolition Vehicle - CATs - Nuncio-Aquila
Robot Crawler - Sanctioner Pattern Automaton - Servo-Automata - Servo-skull - Scyllax-class robot
Thanatar-class robot - Thunderfire Cannon - Vultarax stratos-automata
Transports Aurox - Chimera - Coronus Grav Carrier - Crassus Armored Assault Transport - Chronos Pattern Ironcrawler
Goliath Truck - Gorgon Armored Assault Transport - Hades Breaching Drill - Immolator - Impulsor - Macro-Hauler
Pegasus AAV - Razorback Transport - Repressor - Rhino - Road-Wheeler - Taurox - Testudo - Titan Train
Trojan Support Vehicle - Triaros Armoured Conveyer - Tunneling Transport Vehicles
Light
Vehicles
Atlas Recovery Tank - Achilles Ridgerunner - Bane Wolf - Bike Squad - Cargo-8 Ridgehauler - Centaur Utility Vehicle
Devil Dog - Field Ordnance Battery - Galvanic Servohauler - Goliath Mauler - Heavy Quad-Launcher - Hellhound
Invader ATV - Land Crawler - Outrider Quad - Pegasus AFV - Salamander Reconnaissance Tank - Scylla Light Tank
Siegfried - Squat Bike - Squat Trike - Tauros - Tectonic Fragdrill - Venator - Wolfquad
Battle
Tanks
Castigator Tank - Caladius Grav-Tank - Gladiator Tank - Kratos Heavy Assault Tank - Krios Battle Tank
Land Raider - Leman Russ Battle Tank - Predator - Ragnarok - Repulsor Tank - Rogal Dorn Battle Tank
Sabre Tank Hunter - Sicaran Battle Tank - Spartan Assault Tank - Vindicator
Ordnance Basilisk Artillery Gun - Colossus Bombard - Deathstrike Missile Launcher - Exorcist
Goliath Mega-Cannon - Griffon Heavy Mortar Carrier - Hunter - Hydra Flak Tank
Legion Arquitor Bombard - Manticore Launcher Tank - Medusa Siege Gun
Rapier Armoured Carrier - Stalker - Whirlwind - Wyvern Suppression Tank
Superheavy
Tanks
Astraeus - Baneblade - Capitol Imperialis - Cerberus Heavy Tank Destroyer - Fellblade
Leviathan - Macharius Heavy Tank - Macrocarid Explorator - Malcador Heavy Tank
Mobile Cathedral - Mastodon - Ordinatus - Typhon Heavy Siege Tank
Skimmers Dawneagle Jetbike - Escher Cutter - Gyrfalcon Pattern Jetbike - Imperial Jetbike
Javelin Attack Speeder - Grav-Cutter - Grav-Rhino - Kharon - Kyzagan Assault Speeder
Land Speeder - Land Speeder Vengeance - Pulpit of Saint Holline's Basilica
Skorpius Hover Tank - Stormrider - Storm Speeder - Pallas Grav-Attack - Abeyant
Flyers Archaeocopter - Ares Gunship - Caestus Assault Ram - Container Transporter - Corvus Blackstar
Fire Raptor - Iron Eagle Gyrocopter - Nephilim Jetfighter - Orgus Flyer - Orion Gunship - Overlord Gunship
Sky Talon - Space Marine Landing Craft - Storm Eagle - Stormbird - Stormhawk - Chiropteran
Stormraven - Stormtalon - Stormwolf - Thunderhawk - Whispercutter - Valkyrie - Vendetta - Vulture
Fighters &
Bombers
Avenger Strike Fighter - Lightning Fighter - Marauder Bomber
Stormfang - Thunderbolt Fighter - Xiphon Interceptor
Spacecraft Aquila Lander - Arvus Lighter - Boarding Torpedo - Devourer Dropship - Drop Pod
Faustus Interceptor - Fury Interceptor - Gun-Cutter - Shark Assault Boat
Starhawk Bomber - Tetrarch Heavy Lander - Galaxy Troop Ship
Titans Imperial Knight - Warhound Scout Titan - Dire Wolf Heavy Scout Titan - Reaver Battle Titan
Warbringer Nemesis Titan - Warlord Battle Titan - Warmaster Heavy Battle Titan - Emperor Battle Titan