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{{Infobox Deity
{{Infobox Deity
|Name = Teun
|Name = Teun
|Symbol = A gear<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>[[Gay|What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my b<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>[[Gay|What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and <big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>[[Gay|What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qu<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>[[Gay|What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.]]</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>aeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.]]</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.]]</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>are hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.]]</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>
|Symbol = Gear
|Aliases = Mother of All Machines
|Alignment = Lawful Neutral
|Alignment = Lawful Neutral
|Divine Rank = Lesser Goddess
|Divine Rank = Lesser Goddess
|Pantheon = Praemal
|Pantheon = Praemal
|Portfolio = Machines, technology
|Portfolio = Machines, technology
|Domains = Civilization, Law, Technology
|Domains = '''3E:''' Civilization, Law, Technology<br>'''5E:''' Civilization, Technology
|Home Plane = Unknown
|Home Plane = Unknown
|Worshippers = Crafters, [[Dwarves]], mechanists, The Shuul
|Worshippers = Crafters, [[Dwarves]], mechanists, The Shuul
|Favoured Weapon = Dragon pistol, heavy mace
|Favoured Weapon = Dragon pistol, heavy mace
}}
}}
'''Teun''', also called ''Mother of All Machines'', is the [[Ptolus|Prustan]] goddess of machines and technology. She's the mother of '''Tevra'''.
'''Teun''' is the [[Ptolus|Prustan]] goddess of machines and technology. She's the mother of '''Tevra'''.


==Worshippers==
==Worshippers==
Teun's clercy is comprised only of women, with men, usuallyy dwarven men, acting as assistants, attendants, and caretakers of the temples. Worshippers of Teun often wear protective goggles. The temples are often filled with the smell of oils and metal, and sounds of machinery that do nothing of use, but produce the smells and sounds that are holy to Mother of All Machines. The temples interior being nothing more than large machine, existing for the the greater glory of Teun. Her high priestess, Maeda Von Rustal, is always seen driving around in a steam-powered cart that acts as her wheelchair.
Teun's clercy is comprised only of women, with men, usually dwarven men, acting as assistants, attendants, and caretakers of the temples. Worshippers of Teun often wear protective goggles. The temples are often filled with the smell of oils and metal, and sounds of machinery that do nothing of use, but produce the smells and sounds that are holy to Mother of All Machines. The temples interior being nothing more than large machine, existing for the the greater glory of Teun. Her high priestess, Maeda Von Rustal, is always seen driving around in a steam-powered cart that acts as her wheelchair.
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|Name = Tevra
|Name = Tevra
|Symbol = Three interlocking gears
|Symbol = Three interlocking gears
|Aliases = Clockwork Goddess
|Alignment = Lawful Neutral
|Alignment = Lawful Neutral
|Divine Rank = Demigoddess
|Divine Rank = Demigoddess
|Pantheon = Praemal
|Pantheon = Praemal
|Portfolio = Technology
|Portfolio = Technology
|Domains = Healing, Law, Technology
|Domains = '''3E:''' Healing, Law, Technology<br>'''5E:''' Life, Technology
|Home Plane = Unknown
|Home Plane = Unknown
|Worshippers = Crafters, mechanists
|Worshippers = Crafters, mechanists
|Favoured Weapon = Sting pistol, light mace
|Favoured Weapon = Sting pistol, light mace
}}
}}
'''Tevra''', also called the ''Clockwork Goddess'', is the daughter of Teun. She's currently asleep, but is believed to one day wake up to restore order to the world.
'''Tevra''' is the daughter of Teun. She's currently asleep, but is believed to one day wake up to restore order to the world.


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Latest revision as of 13:57, 23 June 2023

Teun
Gear
Aliases Mother of All Machines
Alignment Lawful Neutral
Divine Rank Lesser Goddess
Pantheon Praemal
Portfolio Machines, technology
Domains 3E: Civilization, Law, Technology
5E: Civilization, Technology
Home Plane Unknown
Worshippers Crafters, Dwarves, mechanists, The Shuul
Favoured Weapon Dragon pistol, heavy mace

Teun is the Prustan goddess of machines and technology. She's the mother of Tevra.

Worshippers[edit | edit source]

Teun's clercy is comprised only of women, with men, usually dwarven men, acting as assistants, attendants, and caretakers of the temples. Worshippers of Teun often wear protective goggles. The temples are often filled with the smell of oils and metal, and sounds of machinery that do nothing of use, but produce the smells and sounds that are holy to Mother of All Machines. The temples interior being nothing more than large machine, existing for the the greater glory of Teun. Her high priestess, Maeda Von Rustal, is always seen driving around in a steam-powered cart that acts as her wheelchair.

Tevra[edit | edit source]

Tevra
Three interlocking gears
Aliases Clockwork Goddess
Alignment Lawful Neutral
Divine Rank Demigoddess
Pantheon Praemal
Portfolio Technology
Domains 3E: Healing, Law, Technology
5E: Life, Technology
Home Plane Unknown
Worshippers Crafters, mechanists
Favoured Weapon Sting pistol, light mace

Tevra is the daughter of Teun. She's currently asleep, but is believed to one day wake up to restore order to the world.