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= /g/ - Technology =
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'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Male. In poor physical condition, as he rarely leaves the basement and sleeps erratically (if at all). Highly sedentary and living on a diet consisting mostly of snack foods and sodas. However, his inactivity is balanced by his tendency to forget to eat. He's either overweight or underweight, and it seems to change with the season.
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'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.:''' /g/ loves technology, in much the same way that most people love oxygen. He is obscenely (yet comparitively) good with computers, which he uses to fuel his thirst for the latest technological info, as well as earn money via freelance hacking.  It is unknown how much money he actually makes.
 
/g/ loves consumer electronics, but often shies away from anything involving true engineering or programming proficiency. /g/ is more apt to tinker with pre-built assemblages (such as ready-to-compile Linux distributions), desktop computer components (which fit together in an obvious fashion) and straightforward customization/ricer tools like Rainmeter. It is suspected that he has vast sums of money stored away, but this could be a front.  He is arrogant and reckless, rarely considering the consequences before he does something, at least when it comes to computers.  His overconfidence with the machines he tinkers with can lead to some problems, but he always seems to be able to put things back the way they were before he "upgraded" them.
 
He would have you think that he is obscenely wealthy, but he is probably just the son of an upper middle class family. He is arrogant, socially awkward, and at times ill-informed about the world; leading to naive and idealistic perspectives. When he does interact with people, he tends to demonstrates a profound misunderstanding of others, often leading to hostility and impatience. Despite his reclusive nature, his obsession makes him a perfect fit for the 4chan house, and he knows he is accepted there.  He will not only perform various favors in return for blank CD's and cases of energy drinks, but maintains the network for the entire building as well.
 
 
If /g/ drinks a carefully measured amount, he will reach the Ballmer Peak, and of his own accord delve into a furious storm of typing.  He has been known to bang out full programs, entire games, and on one occaision half of an operating system; all from scratch.  He will go for as long as he can maintain his Peak or until he passes out.  Often, he later cannot decypher what he made, and has a tendency to break it afterward.
 
 
'''Relationships:''' His rudimentary technical skills, social awkwardness, and inability to understand basic social norms collectively make him a kindred spirit with /v/, although he may resent the association. He may be seen as a lackey to or fan of /k/, because of the sense of authority which guns give him (a sensation he normally doesn't experience).


'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Male. In poor physical condition, as he rarely leaves the basement and sleeps erratically (if at all). Has a thin yet somewhat neck-bearded appearance; also wears glasses. Highly sedentary and living on a diet consisting mostly of snack foods and sodas. However, his inactivity is balanced by his tendency to forget to eat.


'''Job:''' /g/ is a freelance hacker, and it is heavily implied that he has worked with some shady people. He might make quite a bit of money doing this, though he occasionally pays the rent by upgrading the building's wireless router or LAN. He can do odd jobs around the house, and his insistence on having the wireless router in his room makes him the natural first choice for IT support. He has no real work world experience.
'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.:''' /g/ loves technology, in much the same way that most people love oxygen. He is good with computers, which he uses to fuel his thirst for the latest technological info. It is unknown how he survives since he does not appear to have a job.


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/g/ loves consumer electronics because he gets to further understand why they are botnet shit. /g/ is apt to tinker with GNU/Linux distributions, desktop computer components and ricer tools like Rainmeter.  However, he certainly knows more about computers than most people ever care to.  It is suspected that he has vast sums of money stored away in the form of Bitcoin. His overconfidence with the machines he tinkers with can lead to some problems, but he always seems to be able to put things back the way they were before he "upgraded" them.


= /g/ - Guro =
He is arrogant, socially awkward, and at times ill-informed about anything that isn't technology. He is the first person to break the website with some script or other experiment he is trying out. Despite this, everyone still tolerates him.


Teenaged female. Caucasian, black hair, short. Has obsession with blood and gore, can be deadly. (Died in some sort of blender accident, witnesses say she seemed to enjoy it.)
He hates being tech support with common people especially people who are technology impaired and will often say “Install Gentoo” just to get them buzz off.


Her actual designation is Nevada-tan.
'''Relationships:''' His perfect storm of rudimentary technical skills, social awkwardness, and inability to understand typical social norms make him relate to /v/, although he resents /v/'s tendency to ask him about grafix.


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Pulled together with /a/ to create .pantsu sites after Nyaa and Sukebei got deleted.

Latest revision as of 14:23, 20 June 2023

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Gender/Physical Description: Male. In poor physical condition, as he rarely leaves the basement and sleeps erratically (if at all). Has a thin yet somewhat neck-bearded appearance; also wears glasses. Highly sedentary and living on a diet consisting mostly of snack foods and sodas. However, his inactivity is balanced by his tendency to forget to eat.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.: /g/ loves technology, in much the same way that most people love oxygen. He is good with computers, which he uses to fuel his thirst for the latest technological info. It is unknown how he survives since he does not appear to have a job.

/g/ loves consumer electronics because he gets to further understand why they are botnet shit. /g/ is apt to tinker with GNU/Linux distributions, desktop computer components and ricer tools like Rainmeter. However, he certainly knows more about computers than most people ever care to. It is suspected that he has vast sums of money stored away in the form of Bitcoin. His overconfidence with the machines he tinkers with can lead to some problems, but he always seems to be able to put things back the way they were before he "upgraded" them.

He is arrogant, socially awkward, and at times ill-informed about anything that isn't technology. He is the first person to break the website with some script or other experiment he is trying out. Despite this, everyone still tolerates him.

He hates being tech support with common people especially people who are technology impaired and will often say “Install Gentoo” just to get them buzz off.

Relationships: His perfect storm of rudimentary technical skills, social awkwardness, and inability to understand typical social norms make him relate to /v/, although he resents /v/'s tendency to ask him about grafix.

Pulled together with /a/ to create .pantsu sites after Nyaa and Sukebei got deleted.