Board-tans/bant

/bant/-tan, or Bantanna

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Gender/Physical Description: A medium-height, slim teenage girl. Her all-time messy, dirty blonde hair is tied in twintail. Her eyes are bloody red. Her usual clothing consists of /comfy/ things, usually wears a hoodie and some kind of tracksuit or skirt.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: She is a playful geek, proud of her autism like everyone on /bant/(?). She really likes playing board games and old vidya.

She dislikes porn and everything lewd in general, in fact she dislikes all degeneracy like her father /pol/ does, in spite of her rebellious nature, but unlike /pol/ doesn't exactly call it that. She'll say "B-but th-this is wrong!" and only when her buttons are pressed will she actually shout "Get away from me you degenerate!".

/bant/-tan hates people not getting along with her ideals. She's not technically racist per-see, but she'll call a nigger a negroid if they annoy her, which is made shocking by her normally cheerful personality. Tends to use more nuanced slurs than /pol/ to reflect her being somewhat more sophisticated and soft.

One can infer the scenarios with Cirno, Leaf Girl, Simon, Duke Nukem and etc. are all done in this imaginary kingdom that /bant/-tan plays with in her free time with toys, kind of like the "Neighborhood of Make-Believe", which also functions something as a showcase of what she vies as the ideal world: /bant/ kingdom is a fantasy land where all the knights are loyal to the queen and faithful wives, the people are well fed, happy, and get along with each other, and most importantly the realm is defended and secure, with everyone having time to do fun things with each other instead of worrying about whether their country is going to be invaded by foreigners or a world war is going to destroy everything or civil war is looming because people can't agree with each other; a bit more childish kind of traditionalism.

This extends to her interests in tabletop games like Risk and /bant/RPG, as she likes controlling nations and kingdoms and is very capable of acting leader-like at least in the short term, such as the time /bant/ united 4chan on PixelCanvas. She's significantly better at diplomacy than /pol/ ever was, but isn't afraid to get her hands dirty. As a player, of course.

Apu is a special case of /pol/ giving her a pepe action figure with was unknowingly defective in the box. Though she hates Pepe, she saw something in the deformed creature that was inside and decided it had a new personality, one that isn't rude or abrasive but just wants frens, and was rejected by the Pepes for being defective.

Even though she hates her father /pol/ deeply, still sometimes she will act similarly to him, mainly when she is mad. For example when she’s angry she swears in German.

Her story: She came into being shortly after the destruction of /mlpol/, /pol/ initially wanted her to be a replacement for the late board. She hates this and has adopted a few weeb mannerisms (the Cirno and animeposting) in order to deliberately be the opposite of /pol/'s projected visions and occasionally steals /pol/'s gets to further spite him. Thinks many of /pol/'s pet projects like Kekistan are stupid. Regardless of this, she still has small traces of her father in that she knows how to REALLY push peoples' buttons with ethnic and racial slurs if she wants to go beyond banting to being really offensive, and if she starts acting like /pol/, it's a sign that she's actually angry.

Relationships: She is a child of /pol/, but isn't happy to admit it, despising her father and everything related to him. /pol/ moves his threads to /bant/ in effort to make /bant/-tan more like him, but this is rarely met with a positive reaction.

Her mother is unknown and /pol/ refuses to answer the question who she is. It is speculated that she is /int/, but no one can tell for sure.

She’s good friends with Keksandra, the two meeting when [s4s]-tan walked into /bant/-tan during a session of /bant/ Kingdom searching for GETs, noticing all the potential memes she's playing with, including the Cirno, which is how /bant/ learned about GETs and KoG. The two play make-believe with each other, with Keksandra bringing in her own toys and occasionally ruining things because she's at times too weird for /bant/. When it comes to GET gathering they treat themselves as friendly rivals.

/bant/-tan initially saw /mlp/ as weird like most people do, the fact that she dislikes ponies (/pol/ tried to make her into /mlpol/2) only enforced it, but the two found positive relations and common ground in certain activities, making /mlp/ one of the adults that /bant/ is able to be herself with. /bant/ makes /mlp/ feel nostolgic.

/bant/ knows of /jp/ and was given an introduction into Japanese culture by her, but is often decried as a secondary. /jp/ is willing to tolerate her however as she's one of the few other boards that shares an interest in Touhou.