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[[Image:Pol.jpg|thumb|right|/pol/-tan]]
'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Born April 6, 2006 as /n/ (News), /new/ in January 28, 2010, /pol/ in December 2011. Male in his early thirties. Often wears a suit better suited to a politician and an armband.


'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Born April 6, 2006 as /n/ (News), /new/ in January 28, 2010, /pol/ in December 2011. Male in his early thirties. Black hair and red(pill)-colored eyes. Dressed mostly in suits as would any politician. Has a Nazi armband due to his previous nicknames.
'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' Antagonistic, anti-Semitic, racist, sexist, paranoid and obsessed with not only knowing everything about conspiracies but ensuring everyone else does as well. Spends much of his time focused on the goings-on of the world and how they relate back to the Jewish menace, or at least some other ulterior force with nefarious goals. /pol/ is reasonably educated thanks to this, though he forsakes the formal schooling system as a liberal cesspit full of brainwashing; everything he knows he took it upon himself to learn, even if it comes from a dubious source or is cherry-picked. Obsessed with the great Happening and eagerly awaits its arrival.


'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' Still antagonistic and anti-Semitic (more so). Some say he just never learns. His hobby consists of doing anything in his power to blaming the Jews, even if it ends up bad for the health of his threads. He is infatuated with stirring up derogatory remarks and rude arguments. /pol/ is only kind when things go in his favor as he has the ability to chuck out facts that goes against his accusations.
'''Relationships:''' /pol/ is notorious for spreading his bullshit everywhere. Whether he does this consciously or not isn't clear; it's more likely passersby hear his rambling, find it interesting and propagate it without him having to do anything. In this respect, his popularity mirrors the popularity of 4chan itself; i.e., genuine memetic spread. Nonetheless most boards have split opinions on him, with conservatives sympathizing with his rambling and liberals detesting it. He is the mortal enemy of social justice warriors across the internet, as well as the Jew (who doesn't exist, goy.)
 
'''Relationships:''' Other boards tolerate /pol/ to a point. He had gone out with /int/, /mlp/, /lgbt/, /x/, etc. though the relationships never last long.
'''Job:''' Politician and undercover news reporter. /new/ redirects to /pol/.  
 
[[Image:Pol and mlp.jpg|thumb|right|Some debauchery as /pol/ and /mlp/ get together]]

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Gender/Physical Description: Born April 6, 2006 as /n/ (News), /new/ in January 28, 2010, /pol/ in December 2011. Male in his early thirties. Often wears a suit better suited to a politician and an armband.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: Antagonistic, anti-Semitic, racist, sexist, paranoid and obsessed with not only knowing everything about conspiracies but ensuring everyone else does as well. Spends much of his time focused on the goings-on of the world and how they relate back to the Jewish menace, or at least some other ulterior force with nefarious goals. /pol/ is reasonably educated thanks to this, though he forsakes the formal schooling system as a liberal cesspit full of brainwashing; everything he knows he took it upon himself to learn, even if it comes from a dubious source or is cherry-picked. Obsessed with the great Happening and eagerly awaits its arrival.

Relationships: /pol/ is notorious for spreading his bullshit everywhere. Whether he does this consciously or not isn't clear; it's more likely passersby hear his rambling, find it interesting and propagate it without him having to do anything. In this respect, his popularity mirrors the popularity of 4chan itself; i.e., genuine memetic spread. Nonetheless most boards have split opinions on him, with conservatives sympathizing with his rambling and liberals detesting it. He is the mortal enemy of social justice warriors across the internet, as well as the Jew (who doesn't exist, goy.)