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Gender/Physical Description: He depicted as a tall WHITE MALE with well-kept black hair and a stubbly beard. He wears either glasses, no glasses, or only one eye with a patch, and wears a suit with nazi insignia. He bought a few ww2 era medals off ebay, which he adorns proudly every winterball. Sometimes he is seen with Rachael Purity, a short girl with an eyepatch and dressed in blackshirt regalia with an SS cap.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: Antagonistic, bigoted, paranoid, self-absorbed, petty, hypocritical, childish and obsessed with not only knowing everything about conspiracies but ensuring everyone else does as well. Spends much of his time focused on the goings-on of the world and how they relate back to the Jewish menace, or at least some other ulterior force with nefarious goals. /pol/ is a know nothing know it all who claims to be an authority on genetics, political science, climatology and economics despite being a high school drop-out (as he believes that every institute of education is a liberal cesspit full of brainwashing) and the only real job he has ever had is retail work. He only views sources that support his fringe views, no matter how dubious the source is. Sources that aren't dubious tend to not be cross-referenced, get cherrypicked to support his conspiracy theories and often not even read past the title. /sci/, /his/ and /lit/ regularly demolish his claims and he never learns anything when it happens. Obsessed with The Great Happening and eagerly awaits its arrival.

Relationships: /pol/ is notorious for spreading his bullshit everywhere. Whether he does this consciously or not isn't clear; it's more likely passersby hear his rambling, find it interesting and propagate it without him having to do anything. In this respect, his popularity mirrors the popularity of 4chan itself. Became /v/'s comrade during the whole GamerGate debacle but after doing things that /v/ specifically told him not to do, he ran away when this resulted in Gamergate coming under fire. Is Vivian's uncle, but /v/ has threatened to strangle him if he tries to contact her. Will sometimes bait /tg/, but /tg/ usually knows better than to respond.

Few boards would openly claim to like him, but years of ranting has paid off depending on who'd you ask. He is the mortal enemy of social justice warriors across the internet, as well as the Jew (who doesn't exist, goy). /k/ utterly despises him since /pol/ isn't actually pro-gun (/k/ supports gun ownership for all while /pol/ thinks only whites should be allowed) and he regularly vandalizes /k/'s things and tries to get him to help him fight a race war. /mlp/ idolizes /pol/, but /pol/ sees /mlp/ as the epitome of kike brainwashing and estrogen in the water. They may or may not be in a relationship. /int/ appreciates /pol/ and his idolization of the white race, but they can't agree on who is white. Other boards just wish he would keep his conspiracies out of their hobby. /pol/ has recently become infatuated for /x/, and has since been in competition with /v/ for /x/'s affection (see Winter Ball 2014). This is because /pol/ believes /x/ to be Ebola-chan's mother, and doesn't want to become a degenerate single father to his beloved daughterfu. He isn't sure what to make of /lgbt/. On one hand, /lgbt/'s full of degeneracy and won't stop hitting on him. On the other, their opinions match up more than one would expect as /lgbt/ loves shooting for the title of "honarary aryan" to spare themselves from /pol/'s wrath. More recently, he asked /o/ to the 2016 4chan Winter Ball, she accepted, and thus began their adventure to gas the bikes.

He has recently gone off his rocker, believing that he can affect world events by wearing a special hat. The other boards would sympathize with his descent into madness if it didn't cause him to become even more obnoxious than he is normally.

Has now entered officially into a relationship with /mlp/ as of the 2017 April fool's day debacle whereupon they were both locked in a broom cupboard together for an entire day and found they had more in common than they thought. Rumours of a Pregnancy continue to circulate, as nobody can be sure whether the existence of /mlpol/ will continue to exist or flounder.

On the 5th of April, /mlpol/, /pol/ and /mlp/'s child, was killed by mods. This has, obviously, not been good for either of their mental states, and both /pol/ and /mlp/ are looking into occult means of retrieving /mlpol/ from the underworld with the help of /x/, much to the dismay of other boards, who have to listen to their ramblings.

On May 4th of the same year, /pol/ later had a second child in /bant/ whose mother was unknown, a child who he desperately attempted to make as a replacement for /mlpol/ but failed, only succeeding in alienating the young board in the process. /pol/ continues to support her and hopes that he will be able to turn her into one of his footsoldiers, but his abrasive, cruel nature compared to her desire to take it easy makes this an unlikely except for the few moments where their desires align. He periodically sends her his threads as a means to educate /bant/ about the Jew and other dangers of the world, but more often than not they end up being saged and slid off the board in short order. /bant/'s disapproval is one of the few negative relationships that frustrates /pol/ about his inability to control, and he fears that with her status as a trial board he might lose her like /mlpol/, and is powerless to do anything about it.

Job: /pol/'s main focus is his blog where he spreads (dis)information about current political and socioeconomic events. In order to make ends meet, he works a shitty retail job. If asked about his lack of success in life, he will claim that it's because of the jews keeping down goyim like him. No board is fooled by this and knows that it's because he is a high school drop-out with the social skills of a betta fish.

/POL/ DEPICTIONS:

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  Three popular /pol/ appearances during the 2014 Winter Ball OTP-fest
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  A version of /pol/ used for /polgbt/. Based off a comic featuring /polgbt/ innawoods.
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  homestuck, /pol/, /co/. The green suit campaigned against black suit in various board-tan skirmishes.
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  Gas the bikes!
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  /pol/ asks /o/ to the ball.

You're Not Hitler! (???2017 Old 4Chan History Comic TBA)

By no means will this have an impact on current board tan trends. As the previous /new/-tan he relies heavily on negativity to survive since he otherwise believes he is nothing without it. He has bad taste in friends, family, lovers, and pretty much anyone he interacts with. When he is not interacting with the other board tans, he is starting fights and arguments elsewhere on the internet for the sake of starting fights and arguments. /new/ has a train phobia.

Work in Progress: Paranoid, stubborn, and lacking in empathy, /new/ stayed with /r9k/ during the time that they were axed back in 2010. He has a hard time holding his tongue, which gets both of them in trouble and makes it difficult for them to find work. He often gets into arguments and fights because he's usually the one starting it.

Somewhere around 2015, the /new/ redirect was taken off of /pol/, much to the chargrin of /new/ anons who have already made /pol/ their second home.

Note: The news board was not always stormfront. They held a wide variety of subjects considering that anything could count as news (to the native news anons, they regarded themselves as newsfront). Unfortunately their nature also made them susceptible to both good and bad topics. No one ever seems to remember the board's good points.

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  /pol/ during the /pol/harbor 2014
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  /new/ as a rebranded /pol/-tan. Used during /pol/'s earlier years pre-2014.
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  Project Hate Machine /pol/, 2014-current.
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  /pol/ meeting /x/ on the radio waves
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  /lgbt/ and /pol/ users on Omegle
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  /pol/ and /v/ with Vivian's creation
• Fiction with /pol/ and /mlp/'s tans
  Fiction with /pol/ and /mlp/'s tans
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  /pol/ and /b/ with tumblr on Independence Day, 2014
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  An anon's opinion on /pol/

/new/- News

The board was around for a year until it was axed along with /r9k/ in 2011. It was /pol/'s predecessor in 2010.

/new/-tan and moot

Gender/Physical Description: White male, early thirties. He is portrayed as a news reporter with a press hat that constantly overshadows his eyes. It's fair to note that the board-tan was created after the board was deleted, so the overall review of the board's personality was decided by comments that the board inhabitants made during its existence.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: Likes to blame the jews as much as /n/ before it. Sarcastic fellow. Posts a lot of useless articles, majority race-related. Due to his reactionary nature, he has a propensity for attracting extremists and idiots. Frequently gets into arguments for the sake of getting into an argument.

Relationships: He is often seen hanging out with /lit/, /sci/, /k/, and /int/. /k/ is /new/'s older cousin since he was pre-stormfront before /new/ even existed, though /k/ would never admit it. /n/ is /new/'s uncle. /r9k/ and /new/ formed a brotherly bond when they both got axed in 2010 (though it's more of the annoying type sibling relationship then it is brotherly). No one else seems to know much about /new/ except of his bad reputation.

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  /n/ on /new/
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  moot being useless
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  One of the many variations of Niggerwalk on /new/
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  moot commenting on the superiority of the news board
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  Analysis of /new/
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  Stating the obvious
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  /new/ steals /int/'s GET
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  Common words associated with /new/

/n/- News

Around for two years, 2006-2008 before turning into /n/-Transportation. At the time of their deletion, the majority of the users left to plus4chan's /n/. Likely the users of /n/ migrated to /new/ after moot returned it to 4chan.

Gender/Physical Description: n/a. Not much is known about /n/ due to its slow pace, though parts of his personality seemed to pass on to /new/.

/n/-News

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  /n/ getting deleted
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  Reaction to /n/'s deletion on 4chan's /newpol/ text board.
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  the final straw that killed /n/
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  /n/ and tire jokes

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: n/a. 2006 and 2007 were during the Bush Administration, so it was likely that he slanted a bit left/libertarian until the Obama campaign. Was critical of Bush, then was critical about Obama, the latter presumably killing him.

Relationships: Kept mostly to himself. At this point in time, it's fair to note that /b/ was gaining notoriety on media and news sites. Whether /n/ was concerned is unknown.