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You remember how [[Forgeworld]] thought that even a modern face lift of the [[Lord of Skulls]] was so batshit retarded that it couldn't even save it from the [[Derp|derpness]] that is [[Epic]], until Forgeworld literally needed to sell an entire conversion kit to make the model | You remember how [[Forgeworld]] thought that even a modern face lift of the [[Lord of Skulls]] was so batshit retarded that it couldn't even save it from the [[Derp|derpness]] that is [[Epic]], until Forgeworld literally needed to sell an entire conversion kit to make the model less painful to the eyes. Well that conversion kit was to replace the stupidly oversized tonker truck threads with a more beastly looking legs and woe and behold, the Kytan was born. Needless to say, it worked. How Forgeworld manage to fuck up so badly with the Lord of Skulls is unknown but nevertheless the Kytan unlike the Lord of Skulls actually look [[Awesome|cool, intimidating and actually awesome.]] | ||
The Kytan essentially have almost all of the Lord of Skulls weaponry just renamed. The weaponry which was the Kytan Gatling Cannon and the Great Cleaver of Khorne. Due to replacing the threads with two walker legs, the Kytan transforms from a super-heavy tank to a super-heavy walker and thus have the respective rules due to being as tall as a [[Imperial Knight|Cerastus Knight.]] | The Kytan essentially have almost all of the Lord of Skulls weaponry just renamed. The weaponry which was the Kytan Gatling Cannon and the Great Cleaver of Khorne. Due to replacing the threads with two walker legs, the Kytan transforms from a super-heavy tank to a super-heavy walker and thus have the respective rules due to being as tall as a [[Imperial Knight|Cerastus Knight.]] | ||
Revision as of 11:26, 1 August 2016
You remember how Forgeworld thought that even a modern face lift of the Lord of Skulls was so batshit retarded that it couldn't even save it from the derpness that is Epic, until Forgeworld literally needed to sell an entire conversion kit to make the model less painful to the eyes. Well that conversion kit was to replace the stupidly oversized tonker truck threads with a more beastly looking legs and woe and behold, the Kytan was born. Needless to say, it worked. How Forgeworld manage to fuck up so badly with the Lord of Skulls is unknown but nevertheless the Kytan unlike the Lord of Skulls actually look cool, intimidating and actually awesome.
The Kytan essentially have almost all of the Lord of Skulls weaponry just renamed. The weaponry which was the Kytan Gatling Cannon and the Great Cleaver of Khorne. Due to replacing the threads with two walker legs, the Kytan transforms from a super-heavy tank to a super-heavy walker and thus have the respective rules due to being as tall as a Cerastus Knight.
The Kytan is forged by the most malign Warpsmiths and Dark Magos as an act of their devotion to the supreme lord of blood and battles as well as redeems Khorne's name from the rolling sack of turd, Kytan Daemon Engines stride across the battlefields of the 41st Millennium eviscerating all who dare oppose them until their hides of brass and blackened iron are bathed in blood and hung with gore.
In the uncommon case in which it is attacked, the Kytan is warded by daemonic rites and the powers of the Warp to resist damage inflicted upon it by those few lucky enough or skilled in the ways of fighting such an abomination to survive its initial assault.