Board-tans/pol
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Gender/Physical Description: Differs depending on the artist.
Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: Antagonistic, bigoted, paranoid, self-absorbed, petty, hypocritical, childish and obsessed with not only knowing everything about conspiracies but ensuring everyone else does as well.
Relationships: No one cares. I basically saved you guys the trouble of reading over 5k words of fanfiction and Gaiafag tier larping. Username (talk) 19:16, 8 April 2018 (UTC)
Job: /pol/'s main focus is his blog where he spreads (dis)information about current political and socioeconomic events.
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Three popular /pol/ appearances during the 2014 Winter Ball OTP-fest -
A version of /pol/ used for /polgbt/. Based off a comic featuring /polgbt/ innawoods. -
homestuck, /pol/, /co/. The green suit campaigned against black suit in various board-tan skirmishes. -
Gas the bikes! -
/pol/ asks /o/ to the ball.
You're Not Hitler! (???2017 Old 4Chan History Comic TBA)
As the previous /new/-tan he relies heavily on negativity to survive since he otherwise believes he is nothing without it. He has bad taste in friends and family and pretty much anyone he interacts with. When he is not interacting with the other board tans, he is starting fights and arguments elsewhere on the internet for the sake of starting fights and arguments. /new/ has a train phobia.
Work in Progress: Paranoid, stubborn, and lacking in empathy, /new/ stayed with /r9k/ during the time that they were axed back in 2010. He has a hard time holding his tongue, which gets both of them in trouble and makes it difficult for them to find work. He often gets into arguments and fights because he's usually the one starting it.
Somewhere around 2015, the /new/ redirect was taken off of /pol/, much to the chargrin of /new/ anons who have already made /pol/ their second home.
Note: The news board was not always stormfront. They held a wide variety of subjects considering that anything could count as news (to the native news anons, they regarded themselves as newsfront). Unfortunately their nature also made them susceptible to both good and bad topics. No one ever seems to remember the board's good points.
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/pol/ during the /pol/harbor 2014 -
/new/ as a rebranded /pol/-tan. Used during /pol/'s earlier years pre-2014. -
Project Hate Machine /pol/, 2014-current. -
/pol/ meeting /x/ on the radio waves -
/lgbt/ and /pol/ users on Omegle -
/pol/ and /v/ with Vivian's creation -
Fiction with /pol/ and /mlp/'s tans. This rping is why /mlpol/ a shit.
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/pol/ and /b/ with tumblr on Independence Day, 2014 -
An anon's opinion on /pol/
/new/- News
The board was around for a year until it was axed along with /r9k/ in 2011. It was /pol/'s predecessor in 2010.
Gender/Physical Description: White male, early thirties. He is portrayed as a news reporter with a press hat that constantly overshadows his eyes. It's fair to note that the board-tan was created after the board was deleted, so the overall review of the board's personality was decided by comments that the board inhabitants made during its existence.
Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: Likes to blame the jews as much as /n/ before it. Sarcastic fellow. Posts a lot of useless articles, majority race-related. Due to his reactionary nature, he has a propensity for attracting extremists and idiots. Frequently gets into arguments for the sake of getting into an argument.
Relationships: He is often seen hanging out with /lit/, /sci/, /k/, and /int/. /k/ is /new/'s older cousin since he was pre-stormfront before /new/ even existed, though /k/ would never admit it. /n/ is /new/'s uncle. /r9k/ and /new/ formed a brotherly bond when they both got axed in 2010 (though it's more of the annoying type sibling relationship then it is brotherly). No one else seems to know much about /new/ except of his bad reputation.
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/n/ on /new/ -
moot being useless -
One of the many variations of Niggerwalk on /new/ -
moot commenting on the superiority of the news board -
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Analysis of /new/ -
Stating the obvious -
/new/ steals /int/'s GET -
Common words associated with /new/
/n/- News
Around for two years, 2006-2008 before turning into /n/-Transportation. At the time of their deletion, the majority of the users left to plus4chan's /n/. Likely the users of /n/ migrated to /new/ after moot returned it to 4chan.
Gender/Physical Description: n/a. Not much is known about /n/ due to its slow pace, though parts of his personality seemed to pass on to /new/.
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/n/ getting deleted -
Reaction to /n/'s deletion on 4chan's /newpol/ text board. -
the final straw that killed /n/ -
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/n/ and tire jokes
Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: n/a. 2006 and 2007 were during the Bush Administration, so it was likely that he slanted a bit left/libertarian until the Obama campaign. Was critical of Bush, then was critical about Obama, the latter presumably killing him.
Relationships: Kept mostly to himself. At this point in time, it's fair to note that /b/ was gaining notoriety on media and news sites. Whether /n/ was concerned is unknown.