Board-tans/r9k

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Gender/Physical Description: Male. Possibly a real boy android.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.: /r9k/ is a nihilistic, self-pitying, and narcissistic loner who whines about how he hates life and how life hates him back. Is misogynistic due to repeated rejection (or is it the other way around?), and spends his time philosophizing about politics, religion, and other weighty subjects. Poorly. Nonetheless brutal at dissecting the character flaws of others in public. Secretly wants to have sex with his sister. He also believes he is a robot, and is trying to hide this from the other boards, though he has been known to slip up.

Powers: /r9k/ actually has the semi-useful power of negating the repetitiveness that can come with 'memes'. /b/, /v/, and at times /co/ and /a/ have trouble even speaking to him.

Relationships: None. Ronery. /r9k/ is a loner and despises the rest of 4chan, seeing them as imbeciles. Reserves contempt for all other boards, but especially /b/.

Job: No job, is studying computer science at university.