Board-tans/r9k

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Gender/Physical Description: >that feel when no defining characteristics

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.: /r9k/ is a nihilistic, self-pitying, and narcissistic loner who whines about how he hates life and how life hates him back. Is misogynistic due to repeated rejection (or is it the other way around?), and spends his time philosophizing about politics, religion, and other weighty subjects. Poorly. Nonetheless brutal at dissecting the character flaws of others in public. Secretly wants to have sex with his sister. He also believes he is a robot, and is trying to hide this from the other boards, though he has been known to slip up.

Relationships: None. /r9k/ is a loner and despises the rest of 4chan, and the world, seeing them as more lucky. /b/, /v/, and at times /co/ and /a/ have trouble even speaking to him.