Board-tans/t
Male pirate. Western European. Black hair. Thick mustache and beard. Scar over right eye and on left cheek, presumably because of battles with the law. Has a parrot that squeaks out phrases such as "MOAR!" Wears tricorn hat. Owns and can use cutlass. May or may not have small or large boat.
Owns and operates a junk shop or library (we don't know which) with /rs/. Friends with /v/, as /v/ has an excellent gaming computer.
/t/ was deeply scarred by the take-down of [[1]]. His gruff, lawless demeanor is somewhat replaced with anger and fear whenever the website is mentioned.