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[[Angry Marines|Angry Fuckin Vampires]], oh yeah. They're a second founding chapter and as such are fuck old. They were originally a crusading chapter like the [[Black Templars]], but decided to set up their fortress on Catachan2 Electric Boogaloo, otherwise known as Cretacia | [[Angry Marines|Angry Fuckin Vampires]], oh yeah. They're a second founding chapter and as such are fuck old. They were originally a crusading chapter like the [[Black Templars]], but decided to set up their fortress on Catachan2 Electric Boogaloo, otherwise known as Cretacia. They came to this decision after their scout company was eaten by bugs. More [[Grimdark|hardcore]] in general than the [[Blood Angels]], since they've all got a bad case of Geneseed [[AIDS]], probably from drinking a thousand gallons of blood from [[Slaanesh]] followers every week or trying too hard to be [[Grimdark|cool]], that results in every marine getting the [[Rage| Red Thirst and Black Rage]], no exceptions. Due to insanity and since rushing at everyone without [[METAL BOXES|rhinos]] is decidedly pants on head retarded, they've only got 400 [[Space Marines|Spess Mareens]] to call on (thus they have no reserve companies, their honor guard, two regular companies, and the scout company) and <s>most</s> all of those are bugshit nuts. You might suppose that this situation would make them wax emo like the [[Blood Angels]] sometimes do, but they cope by rushing at heretics and drinking their blood after they're done powerfist fucking them. | ||
The only wangsty member is the Chapter Master Seth, but even he usually just shrugs and [[Grimdark|slaughters a few thousand civilians to make himself feel better]], for the [[Emperor|Emprah]] of course. This pissed off the [[Space Wolves]] and [[Salamanders]] quite a bit due to their fanatical devotion to defending the helpless of the Imperium. However Seth told Logan and Vulkan to piss off when they confronted him about it. Their battle cry is described as an inarticulate scream that freezes the pansy enemies of the Emprah with fear, it probably sounds something like [[Rage|FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]]. They may be more than a little gay for their chain weapons. Also ANGRY FUCKING DREADNAUGHTS. | The only wangsty member is the Chapter Master Seth, but even he usually just shrugs and [[Grimdark|slaughters a few thousand civilians to make himself feel better]], for the [[Emperor|Emprah]] of course. This pissed off the [[Space Wolves]] and [[Salamanders]] quite a bit due to their fanatical devotion to defending the helpless of the Imperium. However Seth told Logan and Vulkan to piss off when they confronted him about it. Their battle cry is described as an inarticulate scream that freezes the pansy enemies of the Emprah with fear, it probably sounds something like [[Rage|FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]]. They may be more than a little gay for their chain weapons. Also ANGRY FUCKING DREADNAUGHTS. | ||
Revision as of 18:45, 31 May 2014
| Flesh Tearers | ||
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| Battle Cry | Shouting so hard you crap your pants | |
| Founding | Second Founding | |
| Successors of | Blood Angels | |
| Chapter Master | Gabriel Seth | |
| Primarch | Sanguinius | |
| Homeworld | Cretacia | |
| Strength | 400 Marines | |
| Specialty | RIPPING SHIT APART | |
| Allegiance | Imperium | |
| Colours | Deep red with black shoulderpads, helmet and backpack (and aquila). | |
Angry Fuckin Vampires, oh yeah. They're a second founding chapter and as such are fuck old. They were originally a crusading chapter like the Black Templars, but decided to set up their fortress on Catachan2 Electric Boogaloo, otherwise known as Cretacia. They came to this decision after their scout company was eaten by bugs. More hardcore in general than the Blood Angels, since they've all got a bad case of Geneseed AIDS, probably from drinking a thousand gallons of blood from Slaanesh followers every week or trying too hard to be cool, that results in every marine getting the Red Thirst and Black Rage, no exceptions. Due to insanity and since rushing at everyone without rhinos is decidedly pants on head retarded, they've only got 400 Spess Mareens to call on (thus they have no reserve companies, their honor guard, two regular companies, and the scout company) and most all of those are bugshit nuts. You might suppose that this situation would make them wax emo like the Blood Angels sometimes do, but they cope by rushing at heretics and drinking their blood after they're done powerfist fucking them.
The only wangsty member is the Chapter Master Seth, but even he usually just shrugs and slaughters a few thousand civilians to make himself feel better, for the Emprah of course. This pissed off the Space Wolves and Salamanders quite a bit due to their fanatical devotion to defending the helpless of the Imperium. However Seth told Logan and Vulkan to piss off when they confronted him about it. Their battle cry is described as an inarticulate scream that freezes the pansy enemies of the Emprah with fear, it probably sounds something like FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-. They may be more than a little gay for their chain weapons. Also ANGRY FUCKING DREADNAUGHTS.
In summary, NO FUCKING SPARKLES *BRBRBZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Again, in summary; they're a fucking Khornate Cult waiting to happen just they call him 'The Emperor' instead of Khorne. The fact they are still considered loyalists at all is mind-boggling. They've been outright called heretics on numerous occasions, but presumably every time people start asking questions they get an unexpected case of 'missing limbs'.
Notable members
Gabriel Seth: Chapter Master with XBOXHUGE chainsword, with rending. Also if you roll a 1 in close combat against him, he kicks you in the fucking balls.