Paragon Warsuit

Looks like the Dreadknight had a daughter the whole time.

Urgh...where the fuck do we begin with this bucket of doozy.

The Paragon Warsuit is a new unit released on our virgin eyes on January 2021. A device that straddles between Power Armour and Mecha, the Paragon Warsuit has garnered...let's just say that we have now a metric fuck ton of Memes now.

WTF Am I Looking At!?

The thing you seeing here is the new Sisters of Battle heavy support unit. This abomination seem to carry on the Imperium's glorious tradition of strapping a fucking baby carrier and pushing them onto the front lines. Seriously, what the fuck is up with GW's habit of giving the Imperium fucking baby carriers? First we had the Dreadknight, than the Invictor Tactical Warsuit and now this. Thanks to this fiasco, we can finally conclude that the design of the Dreadknight may not be Matt Ward's fault after all, go on our Spiritual Liege, you're redeemed for now on this case.

As you know, everyone and I mean everyone has taken the piss out of this thing. From comparisons to either the infamous Dreadknight or Ellen Ripley's loader suit in Aliens, to Neckbeards projectile vomiting on the horrendous design choices such as where the Sister's feet is meant to go, and even folks laughing their asses off over the fact that after decades of SoB players bitching for new armor, they finally got it in the form of a discount Centurion armor.

Suffice to say, this literal walking ergonomic nightmare has become the butt of jokes at the Sisters' expanse. But at least both Sisters and Grey Knight players could finally find something to bond over.

Gallery

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  GW's fetish with baby carriers truly mystifies us.
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  HONK HONK!
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  Truly indomitable. Bet you can't unsee that now.
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  Trust us, you don't wannna know.
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  Even Eldrad is in agreement. This shit makes the Eldar War Walker look good.
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  Original character, donut steel.
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  Yeah its basically the Loader from Aliens but all 40k'ed.
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  The baby carrier's baby carrier.