Kurtulmak
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Kurtulmak is the God of Kobolds in the Greyhawk Campaign Setting for Dungeons and Dragons. He resides in a twisting warren of tunnels tucked away in a remote corner of Avernus, the first level of Hell. Also, apparently, receiving God Hood amounts to eating your wheaties, so he is the Worlds largest of the Kobolds! He is still only five feet tall. He is possiblythe most multiclassed god in the Greyhawk pantheon, Being a Fighter/Cleric/Rouge/Sorcerer, which, while not synergising all that well, works cause he is a god.
Acsension to Godhood
Unlike most other racial deities Kurtulmak did not create the Kobold race. He was however the first Kobold ever, made by the Green dragon Caesinsjach after Io gave the true dragons the ability to create life. Supposedly, being made by a Green dragon is what made the Kobold's into such insufferable cunts. Apparently for some contrived reason he was larger than all the other Kobolds, so the dragon who created him ordered her Kobolds around through him, essentially making him their leader by default, well that and the fact he could kick the shit out of every other Kobold being twice their height.
According to Kobold legend, this led to some rather interesting events in Kurtulmak's life. So Caesinsjach, being a Green Dragon, told the Kobolds to get some swag from beneath the earth and Kurtulmak invented the pickaxe to mine said swag. When she told them to Pimp Her Cave, Big K minted the first gold draconic coins out of gold in order to pimp said cave easier.