Oliensis

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Fatlactus. The very definition of Fat Bastard. The number #1 champion even.

Oliensis was one of many weird shit the Space Marines of Abyssal Crusade had encountered. It was a planet size fat dude curled into a fetal position floating in space due to Slaaneshi fuckery. Only Slaanesh knows what he/she/it had done to that guy ages past. The planet was home to many Slaanesh followers such as Slaaneshi Daemons and hedonistic Beastmen. It was also a Noise Marines stronghold, where its base is located inside the planet-sized man's pores.

History

In the Abyssal Crusade of M37, The Sentinels Chapter invaded Oliensis to cleanse out all its fucking heretics, but they woke up the planet dude who then proceeds to devour every Sentinels, like something out of a DeviantArt vore fanfic. The Sentinels were eventually forced to resort to cannibalism to survive, ultimately reemerging as the corrupted Corpus Brethren.

How did this planet exist?

Like all daemon world existed of course! But seriously, there were no official explanations. In theory however, it could be something interesting like:

  • The guy was probably a Slaanesh cultist or a Chaos Space Marine with vore fetish. When he earned enough favor to ascended himself into daemonhood, he asked Slaanesh to help him achieve the maximum potential of his sick fetish instead of becoming a daemon prince.
  • The guy was a Daemon Prince with vore fetish and transform the planet then possessed it, turning himself into a perverted obese Galatctus floating in the warp.
  • Slaanesh used his/her/it's power to change a lifeless rock into a sentient obese man with vore fetishes.
  • Long ago, some foolish king or warlord with a vore fetish sacrificed many to Slaanesh and ask him/her/it to turn himself into the most powerful man ever existed. This is the result.

Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2

Oliensis was one of many planets features in the game. It even made its debut appearence!

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