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[[Category:Tau]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
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''"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive."''
-C.S. Lewis.
The Tau are blue
==Notable Tau==
*[[Blue]]
*[[Faptau]]
*[[Farsight]]
*[[Shas'o Kais]]
*[[Commander Or'es'Ka]]
*[[O'ren I'shi'ii]]
*[[Shadowsun]]
*[[Shlicktau]]
*[[Xeno]]
==See Also==
* [[Cadre Fireblade]]
* [[Battlesuit]]
* [[Gue'vesa]]
* [[Sept V'iet]]
* [[Tau Quest]]
* [[Warhammer 40,000: Fire Warrior]]
* [[Tau Dark Heresy]]
* [[Warhammer 40,000/Tactics/Tau(7E)|Tactics/Tau]]
* [[Tau Cadre Creation Tables]]
==External Link==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrHhS5IkRR0 A Typical Tau-Human conversation.]
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbuPaCgdO50 Should one of your Tau actually kill anything tougher than a guardsman in melee, you are allowed to end the game in victory as long as you play this clip.] <strike>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0AiS8OPOL0&feature=player_detailpage#t=144s Apparently someone did it....] </strike> BLAM! HERESY!
==Gallery==
{{Promotions}}
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Image:Tau Fire Warrior.jpg|A Tau Fire Warrior, the basic infantry unit.
Image:Tau Chibi Fire Warrior.jpg|And a smaller one.
File:TauGuela.jpg|Gue'la.
Image:High5.jpg|Tau are not above negotiations with humanity.
Image:TauTyr.jpg|<s>At those ranges, those fire warriors are all dead men walking.</s> Na, rapid fire pulse. It's like sun-temperature turds being thrown at you by blue monkeys
Image:TauTyr2.jpg|Close-quarters painting strikes again.
Image:Tau1.jpg|Stealth suits are :3
Image:TauHuman.jpg|Indeed, many humans have already embraced the Greater Good. (The individual with the primitive flashlight has been sent to re-education. Happiness is mandatory, Citizen.)
Image:tau_firecleavage.jpg|Sweet [[Weeaboo|weeaboo]] [[Heresy|heresy]].
Image:JoinTau.jpg|Some recruitment methodologies work better than others.
File:TauOrigin.jpg|Ohhh GW.
Image:Tau Chick.jpg|Few rarely seen Tau chicks. Maybe because Sisters are hotter.
Image:firewarrior.gif|Fire Warriors are :3 too
Image:Tau Firepower Demotivator.jpg|The sad truth of 6th edition.
Image:Tau Battlesuit vs Smurf.jpg|This Char Custom Battlesuit-clad Tau demonstrates his mastery of [[Weeaboo Fightan Magic]]. Also DYNAMIC ENTRY!
Image:Tau Sympathizer.jpg|The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer's entry on Tau players.
Image:Never shall the tau!.JPG|Surrender... never shall the Tau.
Image:TauKroot.jpg
Image:Tauassault.jpg|Tau are vicious melee fighters, no less able than [[Space Marines]]!
Image:youtastefunny.jpg|Yeah, we all know the truth about their "greater good".
Image:MARKERLIGHTS.png|MARKERLIGHTS!
Image:discotau.jpg|In spite of being filthy heretical xeno scum, the Tau can really break it down.
Image:Taugirlpile.jpg|Here we see Tau propaganda meant to entice men with their terrible, blasphemous, and supple soft skin, smooth curves, perky brea...er...ah...heretical alien bodies.
Image:greatertits.jpg|An attractive human female defector who for some reason has been equipped with a highly modified commander's battlesuit, perhaps as a devious ploy to compel desertion by the less loyal.
Image:Commissar Shadowsuns Goods by morganagod.jpg|DAT ASS
Image:DAT_SHAS.jpg| A Fire Warrior appreciating DAT ASS.
Image:1234622525817.jpg|In hindsight, attempting negotiations with Orks was probably a bad idea.
Image:tau.gif
Image:combine.jpg|In /tg/, tau are the evil guys.
Image:Tau cosplay2.jpg|Typical Tau player, engaging in typical Tau behavior. (Pretty badass cosplay, even got the hoof right)
File:Tau Problem, Astartes.jpg|What's that? We're not grimdark enough for you, Neckbeard?
Image:Itsyourempiretoo.png|Propaganda. Sound [[Communism|familiar?]] (Just like every major political power... Everyone is Godwin's law.)
File:Tau ass.gif|A Greater Good we can all believe in.
Image:Manta.jpg|Fun fact: if you have enough money to buy this, you have too much money.
Image:Laughing tau whores.jpg|S-shut up you filthy sluts! Among my people it is considered quite a handsome dick!
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