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By [[Mork|Mork's]] grace it has been done. The [[Squig Catapult]] has been reborn. | By [[Mork|Mork's]] grace it has been done. The [[Squig Catapult]] has been reborn. | ||
A new Ork vehicle from the 2018 Orktober event, as a [[Speed Freek]] vehicle, it is designed for '''''XTREME SPEED!'''''. The Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy is a [[Lulz|weaponized Ork food truck | A new Ork vehicle from the 2018 Orktober event, as a [[Speed Freek]] vehicle, it is designed for '''''XTREME SPEED!'''''. The Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy is a [[Lulz|weaponized Ork food truck]], originally intended to feed Speed Freeks on the move but repurposed after a rabid attack squig was fired into an Ork's face. [[Awesome|Yes, it is as awesome as you would expect.]] As such, this vehicle contains a diverse abundance of different type of [[Squig|Squigs]] for all your Squiggly needs. Eagle-eyed Ork players will notice the huge variety of different Squig breeds on the model, including: Bitey Squigs, which latch on to the first thing they hit and don’t stop chewing until they are bludgeoned to death; Bile Squigs which squirt, spray or vomit a variety of [[Lulz|hilariously harmful fluids in every direction]]; and Boom Squigs that explode violently at the first sign of provocation, ostensibly to ‘warn off predators’. Other forms of Squig that has been identified includes a Squig Hound, a Squig Mine and even a pot full of Buzzer Squigs. Occasionally, they may deploy far more exotic squigs, such as the bellow-lunged screech squig or the revolting yet hilarious bowel-torrent squigs. | ||
The Squigbuggy is a flatbed truck; the flatbed itself contains a squig pen overflowing with all manner of bitey, bile and boom squigs, overseen by a grot (who, honestly, is having a pretty hard time keeping the squigs under control). Below the flatbed are 2 fuel tanks – not especially well protected from impact – and a set of saw blades either side, perfect for shredding tires and enemies. | The Squigbuggy is a flatbed truck; the flatbed itself contains a squig pen overflowing with all manner of bitey, bile and boom squigs, overseen by a grot (who, honestly, is having a pretty hard time keeping the squigs under control). Below the flatbed are 2 fuel tanks – not especially well protected from impact – and a set of saw blades either side, perfect for shredding tires and enemies. |
Revision as of 23:48, 5 November 2018

By Mork's grace it has been done. The Squig Catapult has been reborn.
A new Ork vehicle from the 2018 Orktober event, as a Speed Freek vehicle, it is designed for XTREME SPEED!. The Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy is a weaponized Ork food truck, originally intended to feed Speed Freeks on the move but repurposed after a rabid attack squig was fired into an Ork's face. Yes, it is as awesome as you would expect. As such, this vehicle contains a diverse abundance of different type of Squigs for all your Squiggly needs. Eagle-eyed Ork players will notice the huge variety of different Squig breeds on the model, including: Bitey Squigs, which latch on to the first thing they hit and don’t stop chewing until they are bludgeoned to death; Bile Squigs which squirt, spray or vomit a variety of hilariously harmful fluids in every direction; and Boom Squigs that explode violently at the first sign of provocation, ostensibly to ‘warn off predators’. Other forms of Squig that has been identified includes a Squig Hound, a Squig Mine and even a pot full of Buzzer Squigs. Occasionally, they may deploy far more exotic squigs, such as the bellow-lunged screech squig or the revolting yet hilarious bowel-torrent squigs.
The Squigbuggy is a flatbed truck; the flatbed itself contains a squig pen overflowing with all manner of bitey, bile and boom squigs, overseen by a grot (who, honestly, is having a pretty hard time keeping the squigs under control). Below the flatbed are 2 fuel tanks – not especially well protected from impact – and a set of saw blades either side, perfect for shredding tires and enemies.
Because of its unique nature, the Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy acts as both a fast attack vehicle and a mine layer at the same time. It is armed with what seems to be a Squig Launcher that fires its namesake at whatever enemy unfortunate enough to face one of several unpleasant varieties of Squigs, as well as Ork Boyz simply throwing a Squig Mine at random intervals. There is also a Snotling standing on one of the Ork's shoulders like an Orky parrot. Truly, Gork and Mork has blessed us for our patience.