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[[File:Nautical_Kroozer.JPG|200px|right|thumb|[[Meme|YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!]]]]
[[File:Nautical_Kroozer.JPG|200px|right|thumb|[[Meme|YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!]]]]
[[File:Grimlug.JPG|200px|left|thumb|The amount of guns on this thing makes an Ork [[Space hulk]] look limp-dicked in comparison.]]
[[File:Grimlug.JPG|200px|left|thumb|The amount of guns on this thing makes an Ork [[Space hulk]] look limp-dicked in comparison.]]
Is it just us? Or are the [[Orks]] the only faction that could do a roight and proppa Navy? No, not ''that'' [[Battlefleet Gothic|type of Navy,]] but the good and splashy one. The Nautical Kroozer is a waterborne variety of the [[Kill Kroozer]] best shown in the Deff Skwadron graphic novel.
Is it just us? Or are the [[Orks]] the only faction that could do a roight and proppa Navy? No, not ''that'' [[Battlefleet Gothic|type of Navy,]] but the good and splashy one. The Nautical Kroozer is a waterborne variety of the [[Kill Kroozer]] best shown in the [[Deff Skwadron]] graphic novel.


==Overview==
==Overview==


One Nautical Kroozer was shown and it was the personal capital ship of [[Warboss]] Grimlug. Named after the Warboss, the Nautical Kroozer, The Grimlug, is a large naval vessel with a <u>'''''[[MOAR DAKKA|METRIC. SHIT. TON OF. GUNS.]]'''''</u> Even by Ork standards this thing was ridiculous. In the Graphic Novel, the Nautical Kroozer was unleashed in response to the attack on Big Scrap Alley. Warboss Grimlug declares a Waaagh! on Warboss Badthug, launching his new nautical Kroozer, The Grimlug, against Badthug's forces.  
One Nautical Kroozer was shown and it was the personal capital ship of [[Warboss]] Grimlug. Named after the Warboss, the Nautical Kroozer, The Grimlug, is a large naval vessel with a <u>'''''[[MOAR DAKKA|METRIC. SHIT. TON OF. GUNS.]]'''''</u> Even by Ork standards this thing was ridiculous. In the Graphic Novel, the Nautical Kroozer was unleashed in response to the attack on Big Scrap Alley. Warboss Grimlug declares a [[Waaagh]]! on Warboss Badthug, launching his new nautical Kroozer, The Grimlug, against Badthug's forces.  


The Flyboyz of Karnage, Kannibal and Deff skwadrons are deployed to intercept and destroy the threat. No match for the ship's excessive defences, all three skwadrons are shot down, with some [[Fighta-Bommer|Fighta-Bommers]] slamming into The Grimlug and others falling into the Squig-shark-infested waters below. Kommanda Uzgob and his navigator Gimzod emerge from the water and scale the side of the kroozer, before subsequently assaulting the ship's magazine.  
The Flyboyz of Karnage, Kannibal and Deff skwadrons are deployed to intercept and destroy the threat. No match for the ship's excessive defences, all three skwadrons are shot down, with some [[Fighta-Bommer]]s slamming into The Grimlug and others falling into the [[Squig#Squigshark|Squig-Shark]]-infested waters below. Kommanda Uzgob and his navigator Gimzod emerge from the water and scale the side of the kroozer, before subsequently assaulting the ship's magazine.  


Sabotaging the ammo dump to set-off a chain of explosions, they retreat back to the deck, bumping into an injured Killboy, who has procured an enemy fighta-bommer. All three make their escape in the aircraft as The Grimlug explodes below them. Before heading home, they detour to the base of their rivals, Kannibal Skwadron, and cunningly using their enemy-marked aircraft, blow the place to Zog.
Sabotaging the ammo dump to set-off a chain of explosions, they retreat back to the deck, bumping into an injured Killboy, who has procured an enemy Fighta-Bommer. All three make their escape in the aircraft as The Grimlug explodes below them. Before heading home, they detour to the base of their rivals, Kannibal Skwadron, and cunningly using their enemy-marked aircraft, blow the place to Zog.


*'''Length:''' 2-3km approx
*'''Length:''' 2-3km approx
[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]
[[Category: Xenos]]
[[Category: Orks]]
[[Category: Vehicles]]
[[Category: Ships]]


{{Orks-Forces}}
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Revision as of 15:53, 9 August 2020

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
The amount of guns on this thing makes an Ork Space hulk look limp-dicked in comparison.

Is it just us? Or are the Orks the only faction that could do a roight and proppa Navy? No, not that type of Navy, but the good and splashy one. The Nautical Kroozer is a waterborne variety of the Kill Kroozer best shown in the Deff Skwadron graphic novel.

Overview

One Nautical Kroozer was shown and it was the personal capital ship of Warboss Grimlug. Named after the Warboss, the Nautical Kroozer, The Grimlug, is a large naval vessel with a METRIC. SHIT. TON OF. GUNS. Even by Ork standards this thing was ridiculous. In the Graphic Novel, the Nautical Kroozer was unleashed in response to the attack on Big Scrap Alley. Warboss Grimlug declares a Waaagh! on Warboss Badthug, launching his new nautical Kroozer, The Grimlug, against Badthug's forces.

The Flyboyz of Karnage, Kannibal and Deff skwadrons are deployed to intercept and destroy the threat. No match for the ship's excessive defences, all three skwadrons are shot down, with some Fighta-Bommers slamming into The Grimlug and others falling into the Squig-Shark-infested waters below. Kommanda Uzgob and his navigator Gimzod emerge from the water and scale the side of the kroozer, before subsequently assaulting the ship's magazine.

Sabotaging the ammo dump to set-off a chain of explosions, they retreat back to the deck, bumping into an injured Killboy, who has procured an enemy Fighta-Bommer. All three make their escape in the aircraft as The Grimlug explodes below them. Before heading home, they detour to the base of their rivals, Kannibal Skwadron, and cunningly using their enemy-marked aircraft, blow the place to Zog.

  • Length: 2-3km approx
Forces ov da Orks
Bosses: Beastboss - Big Mek - Boiler Boy - Meganobz - Painboy
Painboss - Pigdok - Warboss - Warlord - Weirdboy - Wurrboy
Boyz: Boyz (Huntas - Madboyz - Shoota Boyz - Slugga Boyz - Stikk Bommas - Wildboyz)
'Ardboyz - Brutes - Cyborks - Diggas - Gretchin - Nobz - Skarboyz
Oddboys: Burna Boyz - Flash Gitz - Kommandos - Lootas
Mekboyz - Rokkas - Runtherd - Stormboyz - Tankbustas
Feral Orks an'
Beast Snaggas:
Beast Snagga Boy - Boarboyz - Herda - Kill Rig
Squig Catapult - Squiggoth - Squighog Boy - Trappa
Stompy 'fings: Deff Dred - Gorkanaut - Killa Kan - Mega-Dread - Morkanaut
Transports an' Tanks: Battlewagon - Big Lugga - Big Trakks - Bonebreaka - Bonecruncha - Braincrusha
Flakkatrakks - Gobsmasha - Grot Tanks - Grot Trakbike - Gutrippa - Grot MegaTank
Gunwagon - Looted Wagon - Lungbursta - Trukk - Spleenrippa - Weirdboy Tower
Speed Freeks: Boomdakka Snazzwagon - Bowelburna - Cuttas - Deffkilla Wartrike - Junka
Kustom Boosta-Blasta - Megatrakk Scrapjet - Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy
Shokkjump Dragsta - Speedsta - Warbikers - Warbuggy - Wartrakk
Flyboyz: Bomma - Dakkajet - Deffkoptas - Drilla-Killa - Fighta - Fighta-Bomma
Grot Bomms - Landa - Minelayer - Warkoptas - Wazbom Blastajet
Supportin' Dakka: Grot Bomm Launcha - Magna-Kannon - Mek Gunz
Splashy Noggins: Ship Smasha-class Maritime Destroyer
Nautical Kroozer - Ork Submersible
Zoggin' Big and Ded Killy: Battlefortress - Gargant - Kill Tanks - Locomotive Battering Ram - Stompa
Warp Ulks: Ork Assault Boat - Rok
Huts'an Stuff: Big'ed Bossbunka - Dropz - Mekboy Workshop
Gubbinz an' Wots-its: Choppas - Fungus - Ork Gunz - Snotlings - Squigs - Warboars