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Orkimedes is a background Ork character mentioned in the fluff surrounding [[Armageddon|The Third Armageddon War]] and a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archimedes shockingly bad pun] even by GW standards. Personal [[Mekboy]] to [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Ghazghkull]] himself, hes credited as being one of, if not the, smartest Orks in existence. Also quite a [[Mork|kunnin']] fellow as his existence has technically never been verified by the [[Imperium]], although he does have a hit out on his head by [[Officio Assassinorum|these freaks]].  
Orkimedes is a background Ork character mentioned in the fluff surrounding [[Armageddon|The Third Armageddon War]] and a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archimedes shockingly bad pun] even by GW standards. Personal [[Mekboy]] to [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Ghazghkull]] himself, hes credited as being one of, if not the, smartest Orks in existence. Also quite a [[Mork|kunnin']] fellow as his existence has technically never been verified by the [[Imperium]], although he does have a hit out on his head by [[Officio Assassinorum|these freaks]].  


Hes very, very rarely mentioned, which is a shame because when he is the fluff is quite interesting. Orkimedes's biggest accomplishment is probally his refinement of Tellyportas. The effective range of most races Teleporting technology is fairly limited, only a few tens of thousands of kilometers at the most ([[Dawn of War|there are exceptions though]]). This is a hell of a lot shorter then it sounds when you remember that space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. A range of tens of thousands of kilometers is just about enough for Spaceship to Spaceship boarding actions or Spaceship to ground actions. Orkimedes, however, managed to build Tellyportas that could accurately drop mobs of Orks onto the battlefields of Armageddon [[Awesome|from the edges of the star system]]. We are talking ranges that you would have to measure in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomical_unit AU's].
Hes very, very rarely mentioned, which is a shame because when he is the fluff is quite interesting. Orkimedes's biggest accomplishment is probally his refinement of Tellyportas. The effective range of most races Teleporting technology is fairly limited, only a few tens of thousands of kilometers at the most ([[Dawn of War|there are exceptions though]]). This is a hell of a lot shorter then it sounds when you remember that space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. A range of tens of thousands of kilometers is just about enough for Spaceship to Spaceship boarding actions or Spaceship to ground actions. Orkimedes, however, managed to build Tellyportas that could accurately drop mobs of Orks onto the battlefields of Armageddon [[Awesome|from the edges of the star system]]. We are talking ranges that you would have to measure in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomical_unit AU's]. He's also credited with souping up the Orks [[Gargant|Gargant's]], making them into even bigger mountains of [[rape]] then they were before.


He also has a section in the new Codex: Waaagh! Ghazghkull named after him (Orkimedes' Kustom Gubbinz)
Now has a section in the new Codex: Waaagh! Ghazghkull named after him (Orkimedes' Kustom Gubbinz)


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Revision as of 13:22, 17 July 2016

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Orkimedes is a background Ork character mentioned in the fluff surrounding The Third Armageddon War and a shockingly bad pun even by GW standards. Personal Mekboy to Ghazghkull himself, hes credited as being one of, if not the, smartest Orks in existence. Also quite a kunnin' fellow as his existence has technically never been verified by the Imperium, although he does have a hit out on his head by these freaks.

Hes very, very rarely mentioned, which is a shame because when he is the fluff is quite interesting. Orkimedes's biggest accomplishment is probally his refinement of Tellyportas. The effective range of most races Teleporting technology is fairly limited, only a few tens of thousands of kilometers at the most (there are exceptions though). This is a hell of a lot shorter then it sounds when you remember that space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. A range of tens of thousands of kilometers is just about enough for Spaceship to Spaceship boarding actions or Spaceship to ground actions. Orkimedes, however, managed to build Tellyportas that could accurately drop mobs of Orks onto the battlefields of Armageddon from the edges of the star system. We are talking ranges that you would have to measure in AU's. He's also credited with souping up the Orks Gargant's, making them into even bigger mountains of rape then they were before.

Now has a section in the new Codex: Waaagh! Ghazghkull named after him (Orkimedes' Kustom Gubbinz)

Forces ov da Orks
Bosses: Beastboss - Big Mek - Boiler Boy - Meganobz - Painboy
Painboss - Pigdok - Warboss - Warlord - Weirdboy - Wurrboy
Boyz: Boyz (Huntas - Madboyz - Shoota Boyz - Slugga Boyz - Stikk Bommas - Wildboyz)
'Ardboyz - Brutes - Cyborks - Diggas - Gretchin - Nobz - Skarboyz
Oddboys: Burna Boyz - Flash Gitz - Kommandos - Lootas
Mekboyz - Rokkas - Runtherd - Stormboyz - Tankbustas
Feral Orks an'
Beast Snaggas:
Beast Snagga Boy - Boarboyz - Herda - Kill Rig
Squig Catapult - Squiggoth - Squighog Boy - Trappa
Stompy 'fings: Deff Dred - Gorkanaut - Killa Kan - Mega-Dread - Morkanaut
Transports an' Tanks: Battlewagon - Big Lugga - Big Trakks - Bonebreaka - Bonecruncha - Braincrusha
Flakkatrakks - Gobsmasha - Grot Tanks - Grot Trakbike - Gutrippa - Grot MegaTank
Gunwagon - Looted Wagon - Lungbursta - Trukk - Spleenrippa - Weirdboy Tower
Speed Freeks: Boomdakka Snazzwagon - Bowelburna - Cuttas - Deffkilla Wartrike - Junka
Kustom Boosta-Blasta - Megatrakk Scrapjet - Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy
Shokkjump Dragsta - Speedsta - Warbikers - Warbuggy - Wartrakk
Flyboyz: Bomma - Dakkajet - Deffkoptas - Drilla-Killa - Fighta - Fighta-Bomma
Grot Bomms - Landa - Minelayer - Warkoptas - Wazbom Blastajet
Supportin' Dakka: Grot Bomm Launcha - Magna-Kannon - Mek Gunz
Splashy Noggins: Ship Smasha-class Maritime Destroyer
Nautical Kroozer - Ork Submersible
Zoggin' Big and Ded Killy: Battlefortress - Gargant - Kill Tanks - Locomotive Battering Ram - Stompa
Warp Ulks: Ork Assault Boat - Rok
Huts'an Stuff: Big'ed Bossbunka - Dropz - Mekboy Workshop
Gubbinz an' Wots-its: Choppas - Fungus - Ork Gunz - Snotlings - Squigs - Warboars